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Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 11:51:37 No.44826100 View View Reply Original Report

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How would you behave in this situation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 12:15:40 No.44826216 Report

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Mating press

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 12:20:50 No.44826244 Report

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Compliment her on her good looks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 12:26:38 No.44826282 Report

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>>44826100
"No, I think you're beautiful." She blushes, tables turned, I'm balls deep later that night and then halfway to Hoenn before she wakes up. She will make a good single mother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 12:28:38 No.44826288 Report

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>>44826282
Why are hoenn people such assholes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 12:33:03 No.44826310 Report

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>>44826288
>hoenn people
Anon there's a reason every game except one (ironically, Hoenn) has you being raised by a single mother. In an expansive world filled with adventure and magical fucking creatures you can capture and raise would you wanna get stuck raising some drooling brat for 10+ years? Me neither.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 12:40:13 No.44826345 Report

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>>44826100
>Dawn knows Kenny wants to travel with her instead of Ash
>acts coy around him despite her wanting to go with Ash instead
What's her fucking problem? She's torturing the poor boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 12:47:39 No.44826387 Report

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>>44826345
>What's her fucking problem?
She WANTS to torture him, anon. She gets off on it. Kenny the cuck will never have her. She was MADE for Kanto boys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 13:01:02 No.44826457 Report

Quoted By: >>44826522

>>44826100
Ignore her because she's 10 and then question why she is dressing too provocative for her age.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 13:12:28 No.44826522 Report

Quoted By: >>44827995

>>44826457
>provocative
It's a fucking dress that goes up to her COLLARBONE and down to her KNEES. How in the flying fuck is that provocative? God I hate coomers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 14:41:24 No.44827025 Report

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>>44826100
rip off the ribbon and fill every orifice, right there and then

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 15:49:55 No.44827463 Report

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>>44827025
>fill every orifice
with what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 15:53:58 No.44827494 Report

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>>44827463
lots of disgusting globs of care, unconditional love, and respect

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 15:55:41 No.44827502 Report

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>>44826345
he gave her the stupid nickname
he deserves it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 15:56:57 No.44827511 Report

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>>44826387
>She WANTS to torture him, anon. She gets off on it.
I wish that was me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 16:01:40 No.44827561 Report

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>>44826310
>In an expansive world filled with adventure and magical fucking creatures you can capture and raise would you wanna get stuck raising some drooling brat for 10+ years?
>Implying having your kid grow up with your Cubone isn't kino af

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 16:17:28 No.44827664 Report

Quoted By: >>44828650

>>44826100
NGL, both of their outfits are terrible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 16:45:29 No.44827868 Report

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>>44826310
>NOT raising your kid on your adventure and having them see the outside world as a nomad instead of having them cooped up in a house and going to school
>NOT taking them on rides on your flying pokemon, surfing on your water pokemon, riding the meadows on your land pokemon
>NOT wingmaning your child with the children of your friends and teaching them how to fuck like a chad before the age of 16
>>44827561
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 17:04:12 No.44827995 Report

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>>44826522
I don't blame him, I get turned on by the nuns.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 18:42:28 No.44828650 Report

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>>44827664
I think Dawn's dress is cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 19:39:37 No.44829125 Report

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>>44826282
BASED

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 19:39:58 No.44829128 Report

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>>44826100
Absolutely ignore her
Girls didn't even exist for me around their age

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 20:17:19 No.44829406 Report

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>>44826100
stutter and mumble something incomprehensible

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 20:55:48 No.44829785 Report

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Why can Kenny and Drew want pussy but not Ash? Would it really be so bad for the series?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 22:42:04 No.44830718 Report

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>>44829785
M-Muh MC has to be pure and autistic or some dumb shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 22:45:17 No.44830741 Report

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>>44826100
holy shit this thread was up when i was i school this morning. its still up now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 22:53:38 No.44830810 Report

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>>44826310
>implying Norman isnt off scouting for milfs while youre busy with your boy toy wally

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 23:43:45 No.44831264 Report

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>>44826282
>Single mother in Pokemon with no dad around
It's basically canon already!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 23:49:05 No.44831312 Report

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>>44829785
muh shonen oblivious trope

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 00:00:51 No.44831416 Report

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>>44826282
>single mother
Congrats, you get to be the absent father to a future champion! Don't forget to show back up in ten or so years to bum a legendary Pokemon or two off of them.

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