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Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 14:07:23 No.44836438 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>44836462 >>44836839 >>44836893 >>44837201 >>44841193

Fuck it, I'm bored. Your waifu finds out she's pregnant
>From a one night stand
>From her most realistic canon partner
>From YOU, anon
What's her reaction? Shock and panic? Does she fall into a depressive spiral? Or is she apathetic and has an abortion the next day? Or ecstatic? How much does their life change?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 14:11:40 No.44836462 Report

Quoted By: >>44836477 >>44839503

>>44836438
I'll dump that bitch and have a gay relationship with my Lucario instead.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 14:14:13 No.44836477 Report

Quoted By: >>44836508

>>44836462
t.
it's HER reaction anon damnit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 14:19:33 No.44836508 Report

Quoted By: >>44836514

>>44836477
Okay. She hangs herself, and THEN I'll date my Lucario.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 14:20:26 No.44836514 Report

Quoted By: >>44836581

>>44836508
have fun with gay sex with your lucario, then
didn't even say who she was, asshole, maybe another anon would take care of her

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 14:33:00 No.44836581 Report

Quoted By: >>44836585 >>44836588 >>44839486

>>44836514
What if she was SSSniperWolf?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 14:34:06 No.44836585 Report

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>>44836581
Who?

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Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 14:34:44 No.44836588 Report

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>>44836581
>3DPD in a thread about fictional pokemon waifus

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 15:13:07 No.44836839 Report

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>>44836438
might aswell answer my own question:
>Maylene
She's young so I think a pregnancy would emotionally throw her off more than other waifus. She'd panic on what to do and wouldn't want to become a deadbeat parent like her father but feels too immature. Maybe have an abortion as a last resort after some consolation
She'd be flexible for birthing, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 15:20:14 No.44836893 Report

Quoted By: >>44836902

>>44836438
Is Serena sick with the
thermometer or what? I never understood this
thermometer meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 15:21:02 No.44836902 Report

Quoted By: >>44836912

>>44836893
>thermometer
please be bait
It's a stick to test if you're pregnant or not. It measures hormones in urine usually associated with pregnancy. The joke is that it's positive.

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Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 15:21:59 No.44836912 Report

Quoted By: >>44836924

>>44836902
I'm a virgin, thanks for explain

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 15:22:46 No.44836924 Report

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>>44836912
Do you NOT have proper sex ed in your country/state/county?

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Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 15:51:34 No.44837201 Report

Quoted By: >>44837472

>>44836438
I can't even tell them apart. What would having that many S-I-Ls mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 16:27:58 No.44837472 Report

Quoted By: >>44837518

>>44837201
they'd either hound your ass if you run away or be very supportive of one of their many sisters
If you're lucky you can get an orgy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 16:32:43 No.44837518 Report

Quoted By: >>44837577

>>44837472
>they'd either hound your ass if you run away or be very supportive of one of their many sisters
Probably both.
>spoiler
Seems like an easy way to get a lot of hurt feelings.
I'd accept marrying into their family, but I would definitely like to take liberties with the way I raise any sons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 16:38:50 No.44837577 Report

Quoted By: >>44837632

>>44837518
an officer not being able to use protection properly, i feel like would be an interesting source of shame. Not sure how liberal the Pokeworld is. Might also depend on other details
Just go for a Nurse Joy, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 16:44:27 No.44837632 Report

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>>44837577
>spoiler
I would never cuck myself with a condom. Not even some "Protection" thing. It just makes no sense to put a wrapper on.
>Just go for a Nurse Joy, anon
I don't think I've ever taken an interest in them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 19:38:52 No.44839226 Report

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Bump.

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Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 20:06:09 No.44839457 Report

Quoted By: >>44839582

Not sure my waifu can get pregnant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 20:08:41 No.44839486 Report

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>>44836581
simp

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 20:10:06 No.44839503 Report

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>>44836462
I interpreted the question as her getting pregnant by (You), not by some faggot in the pokeverse

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 20:14:11 No.44839550 Report

Quoted By: >>44839582

>>44839503
Following this interpretation, we would keep the baby, get married, and live a wholesome life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 20:17:35 No.44839582 Report

Quoted By: >>44839604 >>44840036

>>44839457
>get
who is she
>>44839550
>erika
>b-but muh manhater headcanon!
do you think it'd affect her reputation or she'd gladly be a nursing mom to your children?

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Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 20:18:09 No.44839588 Report

Quoted By: >>44839878

She asks to chat to me about "something serious" and tells me the news. We decide that the only right thing to do now is to get married and start a family

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Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 20:20:23 No.44839604 Report

Quoted By: >>44839878

>>44839582
>who is she
Largo from the 21st movie.

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Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 20:22:28 No.44839622 Report

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I become deeply confused, given that Pokemon characters are fictional.

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Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 20:51:03 No.44839878 Report

Quoted By: >>44842079

>>44839588
be careful about local houndooms anon
is she a stay-at-home mom or the breadwinner of the family?
>>44839604
>gets her pregnant
>get slapped with statuory rape AND child support fees
just wait a few years anon, come on

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 21:08:21 No.44840036 Report

Quoted By: >>44840936

>>44839582
The man-hating part is just her suppressing her maternal instincts, I'll learn how to make those walls melt.

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Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 22:59:21 No.44840936 Report

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>>44840036
You sure she isn't a lesbo/bi using you for a casual fling? How can you be so sure?
You'd need to dick her a couple more times to imprint yourself in her womb!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 23:26:52 No.44841193 Report

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>>44836438
>my waifu
I dont got one of those

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Anonymous Wed 16 Sep 2020 00:31:40 No.44841651 Report

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Anonymous Wed 16 Sep 2020 00:34:58 No.44841674 Report

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Figures that most of you are dirty cowards who refuse to take responsibility. Absolutely disgraceful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Sep 2020 01:36:38 No.44842079 Report

Quoted By: >>44842104 >>44842119

>>44839878
Gym challengers probably have to come to our home to get her to return to the gym for a battle. With how much she wanders around, compared to the other leaders, instead of running the gym in the games, it's a wonder she holds the position.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Sep 2020 01:41:32 No.44842104 Report

Quoted By: >>44842216

>>44842079
>doing gym battles while 6 months pregnant
Lewd!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Sep 2020 01:43:44 No.44842119 Report

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>>44842079
Maybe you could be a stand in Gym Leader to keep things simple for her.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Sep 2020 01:59:19 No.44842216 Report

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>>44842104
We'd probably get a stand in for a few months
>>44842119
I'd probably work the most between us two and she'd take on most of the responsibilities of our home. She would probably still earn most of our money though, with her job that I can only assume keeps through a family connection, we'd probably get into fights about that, but this is our personal life and, frankly, it doesn't concern you guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Sep 2020 07:16:31 No.44843959 Report

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Bump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Sep 2020 11:24:06 No.44845445 Report

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I won't tell you who my waifu is, but she would accept to have a 1000 babies

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