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Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 21:53:52 No.44840350 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>44840432 >>44840637

Meanwhile, in middle-ages /vp/...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 21:57:56 No.44840383 Report

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You are actually legitimately fucking delusional if you think this dog will save us from that huge ass dragon.

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Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 22:01:57 No.44840417 Report

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T-this thing isn't real, right bros? I haven't seen my wife in 5 days ever since she walked out, and I could have sworn I saw something in the local cave. What the FUCK is going on?

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Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 22:03:17 No.44840432 Report

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>>44840350
Burn the witc- Oh, wait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 22:04:02 No.44840436 Report

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Aught

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Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 22:05:44 No.44840444 Report

Quoted By: >>44840486 >>44840582

sup faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 22:07:22 No.44840462 Report

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Bros I think my Rattata gave me the black plague. What do I do?

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Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 22:10:08 No.44840486 Report

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>>44840444
BEHOLD THE BEARER OF THE ALMIGHTY TRIPS, Here, have this floette with a weird flower, don't start a war with Galar!

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Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 22:18:44 No.44840570 Report

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>>44840383
Of course not you fucking retard, that's what this other cooler dog is for. He's my vote if he ever runs for king of Galar

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 22:19:47 No.44840577 Report

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I raped my Charizard so that means he has to marry me now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 22:20:27 No.44840582 Report

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>>44840444
Ayo that fountain you built recently looks kinda fishy. You weren't serious when you said it was going to kill everyone ya?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 22:24:55 No.44840637 Report

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>>44840350
Uhh guys why do I keep hearing about Luther and how he wants to reform or hates the pokemon league?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 22:25:05 No.44840639 Report

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>>44840383
>>44840417
>>44840570
this is the medieval pokemon board, not the medieval pokemon world, you peasants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 22:27:40 No.44840678 Report

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>>44840570
>implying a hairier dog will do anything better
humanity is fucked, pack your rags

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 22:28:51 No.44840692 Report

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>>44840432
Underrated

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Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 22:30:08 No.44840709 Report

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To shitpost, or not to shitpost, that is the question.

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Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 22:30:52 No.44840718 Report

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>>44840639
Fuck is this delusional faggot on about? Anyway, some west side faggots climbed the mountain again, so me and the village are going to brutally murder them, maybe rape them afterwards. I'm bringing the wife along, does anyone wanna come?

Natalie

Natalie Tue 15 Sep 2020 22:33:02 No.44840737 Report

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me, riding my chariot around in circles for hundreds of hours while listening to a bard strum his lute and sing: I'm "hunting" for shinies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 22:33:36 No.44840743 Report

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>>44840718
go back to medieval reddit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 22:36:57 No.44840774 Report

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>>44840743
Have sex. With a gardevoir.

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Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 22:41:16 No.44840805 Report

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>>44840432
She turned me into a Salandit!

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Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 22:41:25 No.44840806 Report

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>>44840718
>Be me
>Be a high level political entity from Kanto
>Take a vacation in Johto with my squires and all
>Love the culture of our homeland
>A peasant begs me for some food and wster
>Kick him in the face dod showing his presence
>Have my Pidgeot kill him
>Life is good
>Visit the kabuki theater
>Drink some based sake
>Molest the waitress
>The act finishes
>Walk behind the stage
>Find my favorite kimono girl
>Molest her
>Impregnate her, sending her career in shambles and making her the ancestor of some incel 500 years later
>Pussy felt good, didn't care
>They're basically prostitutes
>Walk out
>Find a vendor selling some dangos
>I feel generous and buy a few
>I take his daughter away against his will
>Force her to be my concubine
>Molest her aswell
>Walk to the nearest shrine
>Bow to the nearest Ho-Oh statue for letting me live this virtuous life
Feels good, lads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 22:46:32 No.44840854 Report

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>>44840806
kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 22:49:03 No.44840869 Report

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>>44840854
t. Okinawa/Hoenn pleb who's salty his kingdom got taken over

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Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 22:49:11 No.44840871 Report

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>>44840806
Johtobros...kanto can't keep shitting on us like this anymore...we need to rise up...
This old faggot from my village says the onion spirit from the forest told him how to make pokemon prisons out of apricots...soon the peasantry will be armed with pokemon of our own, we'll overthrow this oppressive government...

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