>>44865411To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Volcarona. Her power is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of thermodynamics most of the moves will go over a typical trainer's head. There's also Volcarona's optimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Solgaleo, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the power of these moves, to realize that they're not just cool- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Volcarona truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the power of Volcarona's existencial move Quiver Dance, which itself is a cryptic reference to The Bible's Revelations I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as James Turner's genius unfolds itself on their Nintendo DSs. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Volcarona tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
