Greetings, fellow earthlings. It is your right to know that the specimen commonly regarded as “Rayquaza” is nothing but a brutal tyrant of the skies.

It is our duty as native creatures of this planet to urge the global authorities to conjure a plan to route the beast, and coax it to leave said planet instead of “protecting” it from what it presumes is a threat. I acknowledge it is this planet’s culture to disagree with one another in the most colorful manner, sometimes *too* colorful and nothing short of primitive savagery, but we must commence with the debate that I will obviously win.