/vp/ - Pokémon » Thread #44894439

[56 / 8 / ?]

339KiB, 860x860, 99D411BD-B614-44B4-A3AD-362F15183722.png

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:02:34 No.44894439 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>44894453 >>44894464 >>44894518 >>44894587 >>44894597 >>44894914 >>44895230 >>44897284

Umm, excuse me, Game Freak? What the fuck is this? A yet another jobmon, and a humanoid one to pander to the pokephiles?

I swear this company went down the shitter the moment they hired (((James Turner))).

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:04:00 No.44894452 Report

Quoted By: >>44894478

I miss the old days when the fews humanoids were obscure late dex shitmons rather than starter evos

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:04:03 No.44894453 Report

Quoted By: >>44894458

>>44894439
I know it's a meme but I really don't like the design of the hitmons

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:04:48 No.44894458 Report

Quoted By:

>>44894453
fuck you hitmonlee is great

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:05:18 No.44894464 Report

Quoted By: >>44894478 >>44894710

>>44894439
Look up lewds of Hitmonchan and then look up lewds of whichever pokemon someone insulted to get you to make this egregious strawman and compare how many you get.
What seems more likely to you, that people are just being hypocrites for no reason or that you're purposefully ignoring supporting details?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:07:09 No.44894478 Report

Quoted By: >>44894505 >>44894665 >>44894668

>>44894452
>>44894462
>>44894464
Who cares if starters are now jobmons? Just catch the many new Pokemon who aren't jobmons.

Dipshits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:10:51 No.44894505 Report

Quoted By: >>44895098

>>44894478
Probably why the Galar starters can't even compete with the fucking radiator centipede in popularity

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:12:29 No.44894518 Report

Quoted By:

>>44894439
Wow you're so clever and meta anon

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO noids.jpg, 289KiB, 2250x1204

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:15:46 No.44894548 Report

Quoted By: >>44894619 >>44894663 >>44894670 >>44894687 >>44894690 >>44894720 >>44894942 >>44895014 >>44899024

>haha their number totally didnt increase bro, trust me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:21:16 No.44894587 Report

Quoted By:

>>44894439
hitmonchan is my favorite pokémon i love that dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:22:15 No.44894597 Report

Quoted By: >>44894599

>>44894439
Yeah, fuck Nu-pokem-
>Mfw he's talking about a Gen 1 pokemon
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF THAT POKEMON! THAT ONE IS ACTUALLY BASED AND DON'T COUNT SOMEHOW, ZOOMER! ZWYXREUCTYVIOBUPINO[MPZTESXRYFYGIHSXYRDCJGL!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:22:42 No.44894599 Report

Quoted By: >>44897313

>>44894597
take your meds

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:25:45 No.44894619 Report

Quoted By: >>44894652

>>44894548
these images always have such an arbitrary way of defining what is “humanoid” what isnt
how is deliberd less “humanoid” that empoleon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:28:59 No.44894652 Report

Quoted By: >>44894701

>>44894619
Empoleon is taller and based on Napoleon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:30:13 No.44894663 Report

Quoted By: >>44894875

>>44894548
>kricketune
>vespiquen
>probopass
>froslass
>escavlier
>accelgor
>fucking drampa
>humanoid
And monkeys don't really count, monkeys just look like humans on their own. That's just an actual representation of the animal, not making an animal humanoid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:30:37 No.44894665 Report

Quoted By:

>>44894478
Strong Pokémon. Weak Pokémon. That is only the selfish perception of people. Truly skilled trainers should try to win with their favorites.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:31:13 No.44894668 Report

Quoted By:

>>44894478
This post made exactly 0 counters to my post.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 2 iq.jpg, 26KiB, 550x550

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:31:25 No.44894670 Report

Quoted By:

>>44894548
>Accelgor
>Humanoid

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:33:10 No.44894687 Report

Quoted By:

>>44894548
Doesn't include
>Chestnaught
>Greninja
>Pangoro
>Aromatisse
>Barbaracle
>Meowstic
>Diggersby
>Hoopa Unbound

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:33:19 No.44894690 Report

Quoted By:

>>44894548
>Doesn't include the FULL LIST of humanoid egg group pokemon
Absolute trash list

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:34:44 No.44894701 Report

Quoted By: >>44894759

>>44894652
yeah dude guess what historical figure deliberd based on

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:36:09 No.44894710 Report

Quoted By: >>44894772

>>44894464
>Look up lewds of Hitmonchan and then look up lewds of whichever pokemon someone insulted
Now this shit here is the concerning part. Why in the ever loving fuck are you concerned with the amount of lewds a Pokemon has to begin with and why are you factoring that into criticism of Pokemon at all?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:37:16 No.44894720 Report

Quoted By:

>>44894548
>Doesn't include Delibird even though it's fucking Santa Claus
>List also doesn't include Volbeat, even though it's based on the same time period clothing aesthetic as Illumise
Autism

Perikles

Perikles Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:41:22 No.44894759 Report

Quoted By: >>44894791 >>44894810 >>44895107

>>44894701
>Santa
>historical
YIKES

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:43:11 No.44894772 Report

Quoted By:

>>44894710
Because he's a drone that needs to go through mental gymnastics to defend old thing and condemn new thing. It's alarming how these people lack self awarness when they're the same ones that will call you a bootlicker, shill, consoomer, etc., for liking or defending new thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:47:51 No.44894791 Report

Quoted By:

>>44894759
this fuckin dipshit doesn’t know

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:51:05 No.44894810 Report

Quoted By:

>>44894759
>who was Saint Nicolas

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:56:51 No.44894840 Report

Quoted By: >>44894954

Notice how all clothed, object carrying "jobmons" from gen 1 are all psychic or fighting type

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 22:02:07 No.44894875 Report

Quoted By:

>>44894663
Tbh monkeys are an incredibly lazy evolutionary design

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 22:06:33 No.44894914 Report

Quoted By: >>44895252

>>44894439
Hitmonchan isn't sexualized

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO BDF8F1AF-C01B-4CD1-A405-45B144E8 (...).png, 66KiB, 625x626

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 22:11:45 No.44894942 Report

Quoted By:

>>44894548
>probopass
>accelgor
>drampa

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 061Poliwhirl.png, 133KiB, 431x431

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 22:14:13 No.44894954 Report

Quoted By: >>44895017

>>44894840
And this is before he became fighting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 22:23:53 No.44895014 Report

Quoted By:

>>44894548
>>44894548
I think that only Fighting and certian Psychic pokemon should ever be humanoid. Stuff like Lilligant, Tsareena and Cinderace look very forced and out of place. Almost like fakemon in a sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 22:23:59 No.44895017 Report

Quoted By: >>44895029

>>44894954
>Nitpicking this hard

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 104Cubone.png, 139KiB, 431x431

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 22:25:53 No.44895029 Report

Quoted By: >>44895147

>>44895017
>Nitpicking

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO C9B61B71-780C-4114-B270-EC492CAE (...).jpg, 1006KiB, 1718x4096

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 22:36:11 No.44895098 Report

Quoted By:

>>44894505
>Probably why the Galar starters can't even compete with the fucking radiator centipede in popularity
But they do, demolishing it even. Well two of them at least, Rillaboom can’t compete with a cartoon penguin with an ice cube on it’s head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 22:37:37 No.44895107 Report

Quoted By: >>44897302

>>44894759
>he dosen’t know
how Jewish of you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 22:42:26 No.44895147 Report

Quoted By: >>44895291

>>44895029
When he said object carrying he obviously meant manmade objects. Besides, poliwhirl Isnt even an actual jobmon, just a frog with gloves. Farfetcd carries a natural "object" just like cubone. If you really wanna Stretch it you could argue meowth's coin but again, it's a maneki neko not a jobmon in any way

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 22:48:50 No.44895197 Report

Quoted By: >>44895218 >>44895448

There is a huge difference between a generic fighter in a game about fighting than a soccer player, james bond and a drummer

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 22:51:56 No.44895218 Report

Quoted By: >>44895230

>>44895197
>generic fighter
What the fuck? It's so blatantly a Boxer it's ridiculous. It's more on the nose than MOST jombmons in the series.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 22:54:15 No.44895230 Report

Quoted By: >>44895245 >>44895252

>>44895218
>>44894439
It was never sexualized like the fucking furshit we get now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 22:56:34 No.44895245 Report

Quoted By:

>>44895230
>sexualized
this is a meaningless buzzword when pertaining to humanoid designs outside of Salazzle and MAYBE Tsareena. Anything past that is your projection, plain and simple.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 22:57:15 No.44895252 Report

Quoted By: >>44895464

>>44894914
>>44895230
The only genuinely sexualized Pokemon are Lopunny, Tsareena and Salazzle. Anything beyond those three is just delusion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 23:02:54 No.44895291 Report

Quoted By: >>44895376

>>44895147
>moving the goalpost
He should've clarify that in the first place. You have to take in consideration that these pokemon are born with these objects via eggs and evolve into bigger pokemon with new objects magically appearing on them. There's no logical explanation for it, either. Lastly, Object wielders aren't exclusive to Jobmons and vice versa, see Mr. Mime and Cubone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 23:14:48 No.44895376 Report

Quoted By:

>>44895291
Gameplay mechanics. Eggs werent even a thing on gen 1, mew gives birth. Even evolution itself Is a gameplay mechanic. With the exception of maybe the catterpillars they dont instantly metamorphosize. For instance the Pokédex describes two koffing merging into weezing over many years or how vulpix gains extra tails as it grows

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 23:25:54 No.44895448 Report

Quoted By:

>>44895197
>boxer is generic fighter
lol, the defensiveness and denial know no bounds

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 23:28:25 No.44895464 Report

Quoted By: >>44895508 >>44895554 >>44897399

>>44895252
Barashit Incineroar IS sexualized

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 23:36:47 No.44895508 Report

Quoted By: >>44896236

>>44895464
>Barashit Incineroar IS sexualized
So do you believe Machoke is sexualized too? It’s a buff masculine wrestler just like Incineroar is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 23:45:59 No.44895554 Report

Quoted By:

>>44895464
You are a mistake created by two degenerates you call mom n dad

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Sep 2020 01:31:08 No.44896236 Report

Quoted By: >>44896261

>>44895508
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Sep 2020 01:34:16 No.44896261 Report

Quoted By:

>>44896236
You’re deranged, but at least you’re consistent about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Sep 2020 04:55:40 No.44897284 Report

Quoted By:

>>44894439
cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Sep 2020 04:59:54 No.44897302 Report

Quoted By:

>>44895107
>How based of you
What did she mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Sep 2020 05:03:30 No.44897313 Report

Quoted By:

>>44894599
But that's how most people in this board sound like

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Sep 2020 05:24:01 No.44897399 Report

Quoted By:

>>44895464
Only if you find it sexually attractive lmao

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Comparison.png, 112KiB, 1168x560

Anonymous Tue 22 Sep 2020 13:13:16 No.44899024 Report

Quoted By:

>>44894548
>Gen 1
>Missing the entire Abra line
>Missing Mewtwo
And if you're gonna count Hypno you should count Golduck too since they have similar body shapes.

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches