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Embarrasing Pokemon Stories:

Share your embarrasing/cringy Pokemon stories in greentext format

>be me
>be in early highschool
>playing Pokemon Ruby
>my friend who i have a crush on comes up to me to see what I'm playing
>she sees I'm playing Pokemon Ruby
>she doesn't make fun of me because she's a fellow Pokemon fan (but also because i'd beat the fuck out of her if she did)
>crush asks me "What Pokemon are you using?", so I show her my team
>I've just beaten the 6th gym leader and my team is this:
Sceptile
Gardevoir
Manectric
Torkoal
Crobat
Sharpedo
>all my Pokemon are nicknamed, but she notices my Gardevoir is named after her
>she asks "Why's your Gardevoir named after me?"
>my face turns red and i run the fuck away from her
>I trip over something and fall flat on my face
>my gba smashes on the ground
>i hold the pieces of the destroyed gba in my hands and yell out "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and start crying
>i get suspended from school for a week for acting like a spaz