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I’ve never played them

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 11:53:46 No.44987440 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>44987494 >>44987506 >>44987544

But they are still shit!
>inb4 “B-BUT YOU HAVE TO PLAY IT TO HAVE SUCH A OPINION ABOUT IT”
No, fuck off you bootlickers, shills, consoomers, drones, Joes. If /vp/ says it’s shit that means IT’S SHIT!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 11:55:45 No.44987452 Report

Quoted By: >>44987458

thank you for your blog post

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 11:57:06 No.44987458 Report

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>>44987452
u mad shill?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:05:35 No.44987494 Report

Quoted By: >>44987511

>>44987440
Yes because vp has never been wrong about anything ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:07:37 No.44987506 Report

Quoted By: >>44987520 >>44987759

>>44987440
18 million dextrannies. They can't all be shills

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:09:16 No.44987511 Report

Quoted By: >>44987519 >>44987527

>>44987494
Coping consoomer. You’re just mad that we’re the only Chads with big brains who will never buy that dumpster fire of a game no matter what happens. Enjoy your bootlicking, I’m sure you’re enjoying Masuda’s boots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:10:19 No.44987519 Report

Quoted By: >>44987531

>>44987511
Bottom-tier bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:10:33 No.44987520 Report

Quoted By: >>44987552

>>44987506
Everyone who bought it AFTER knowing about the dexcut is a SHILL, Joe. Now go back to your Twitter to shill the new bundle, Joe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:10:57 No.44987527 Report

Quoted By: >>44987537

>>44987511
Cool I'll go do that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:12:17 No.44987531 Report

Quoted By: >>44987561

>>44987519
I’m sure you know all about baits since Masuda baits you with every new product and you go ahead to CONSOOM it in a heartbeat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:13:20 No.44987537 Report

Quoted By: >>44987547

>>44987527
Don’t forget to buy the shitty bundle while you’re at it, consoom drone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:14:40 No.44987544 Report

Quoted By: >>44987558

>>44987440
Imagine seething this hard over being poor

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:15:23 No.44987547 Report

Quoted By: >>44987569

>>44987537
Thanks I almost forgot to do that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:16:24 No.44987552 Report

Quoted By: >>44987580

>>44987520
>NOOO!!! EVERYONE BUT ME IS A SHILL!! I COMMAND YOU TO AGREE WITH ME!!
18 million and counting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:17:49 No.44987558 Report

Quoted By: >>44987577

>>44987544
>poor
There’s better thing to buy than waste my hard-earned money on a Nintendo Switch, let a long Pokémon Shwoosie. Cope harder, bootlicker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:18:05 No.44987561 Report

Quoted By: >>44987586

>>44987531
Didn't buy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:19:06 No.44987569 Report

Quoted By: >>44987576

>>44987547
I’m sure you’ll remember eventually since you’re a LameFreak drone and programmed to consoom

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:20:35 No.44987576 Report

Quoted By: >>44987595

>>44987569
yep

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:20:43 No.44987577 Report

Quoted By: >>44987601

>>44987558
> I-I’m not poor, I just have BETTER things to spend a mere 60 dollars on!
Imagine thinking you aren’t a poorfag if you’d even notice 60 dollars missing from your bank account

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:21:06 No.44987580 Report

Quoted By: >>44987602

>>44987552
18 million bootlickers, oh no, I feel lonely being the only one who never tasted Masuda’s boot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:22:12 No.44987586 Report

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>>44987561
>LAPRPing as a boycott Chad after getting exposed as the consoom drone he is
LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:23:15 No.44987595 Report

Quoted By: >>44987638 >>44987645

>>44987576
Glad you know your worth, shill

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:24:54 No.44987601 Report

Quoted By: >>44987652

>>44987577
Fuck off, shill. Even if I have that money swooshie is the last thing I’d every buy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:24:56 No.44987602 Report

Quoted By: >>44987610

>>44987580
>18 million bootlickers
Can you elaborate on how they are bootlickers? Right now it seems like you have a preconceived notion about Buychads

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:27:07 No.44987610 Report

Quoted By: >>44987623

>>44987602
>Consooming shitty, lazy and obvious cash grabs products just because your Masuda and Joe overlords programmed your to
>I-I’M NOT A BOOTLICKER, BELIEVE ME
Absolutely coping lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:29:54 No.44987623 Report

Quoted By: >>44987644

>>44987610
>>Consooming shitty, lazy and obvious cash grabs products just because your Masuda and Joe overlords programmed your
There it is.
1)How do you know that they think the game is a lazy, shitty cashgrab?
2)Why do you assume they all purchased the game for that reason?
3)How do you know that they were programmed by Masuda and Joe

You need to back it up buddy and start explaining

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:32:42 No.44987638 Report

Quoted By: >>44987650

>>44987595
Thanks, enjoy your shitty life, kek.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:33:34 No.44987644 Report

Quoted By: >>44987669 >>44987693

>>44987623
>1)How do you know that they think the game is a lazy, shitty cashgrab?
Because anyone with a brain can realize that but they are brainless and they are programmed to CONSOOM
> 2)Why do you assume they all purchased the game for that reason?
See above
> 3)How do you know that they were programmed by Masuda and Joe
The emotional manipulation of Masuda and Joe on Twitter is an evidence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:33:37 No.44987645 Report

Quoted By:

>>44987595
yeah cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:34:36 No.44987650 Report

Quoted By:

>>44987638
Enjoy your bootlicking

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:35:01 No.44987652 Report

Quoted By:

>>44987601
Have you tried getting a real job instead of autistically coping on a Vietnamese cave painting forum?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:37:56 No.44987669 Report

Quoted By:

>>44987644
>>44987644
>The emotional manipulation of Masuda and Joe on Twitter
Give me some evidence of said "manipulation" or fuck off with your autistic bait. If it's on Twitter it should be easy to provide it to us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:40:42 No.44987686 Report

Quoted By: >>44987728 >>44987774 >>44987812

why are we replying to quite possibly the lowest quality bait i've seen on this subreddit in a while

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:42:13 No.44987693 Report

Quoted By: >>44987864

>>44987644
>Because anyone with a brain can realize that but they are brainless and they are programmed to CONSOOM
But what if that's not the case as that is a rather heavy accusation. What if they genuinely thought about it and then said the games looks fun enough to buy? Do you have proof that they were programmed into consuming and acting outside of their free will?
>The emotional manipulation of Masuda and Joe on Twitter is an evidence.
I didn't see any and Joe has called out GF and TPC multiple times. Also hoe do you know this "supposal brainwashing" played an impact? Because they found a pokemon game fun?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:46:47 No.44987728 Report

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>>44987686
Refute me then. Bait doesn't mean I am wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:49:57 No.44987759 Report

Quoted By: >>44987809 >>44987892

>>44987506
Millions of people bought Pet Rocks
Millions of people bought Limp Bizkit CDs
Millions of people tickets to watch the Transformers movies

Sales =/= Quality

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:51:33 No.44987774 Report

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>>44987686
Because OP is a poorfag who couldn’t buy it masquerading as a wokenigger who didn’t want to buy it, and his copes are top-tier

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:56:13 No.44987809 Report

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>>44987759
and yet, he wasn't making an argument for sales=quality

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:56:28 No.44987812 Report

Quoted By: >>44987835

>>44987686
OP might be baiting but he’s not entirely wrong. As a matter of fact the majority of what he said is true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:59:40 No.44987835 Report

Quoted By: >>44987842

>>44987812
in fact, OP may have even written this post

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 13:01:08 No.44987842 Report

Quoted By: >>44987866 >>44987973

>>44987835
Paranoid fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 13:05:02 No.44987864 Report

Quoted By: >>44987870

>>44987693
If anyone saw that upscaled 3ds game at the price it is then decided it was fine to buy it. Yes you can assume they are conditioned to consoom without questioning too much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 13:05:11 No.44987866 Report

Quoted By: >>44987973

>>44987842
hello OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 13:06:40 No.44987870 Report

Quoted By: >>44987889 >>44987890

>>44987864
reading this post, I can assume that you're a faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 13:10:26 No.44987889 Report

Quoted By:

>>44987870
Of course you become defensive when face with the truth. You have nothing to refute so you start calling names instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 13:10:49 No.44987890 Report

Quoted By:

>>44987870
>Anon spits fiery facts on his ass
>y-you're a f-faggot
Shills don't have any arguments

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 13:10:59 No.44987892 Report

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>>44987759
If you are being generous, at 12 dollars a ticket, 92,004,506 people saw Transformers: Age of Extinction. A movie that was so messed up story wise that I counted at least 6 major plot lines, as in plot lines that all to themselves could be movies. Several plot holes, ("What happened to Sam? Why did Bumblebee seem to outright forget his bro? How the heck did they rebuild Chicago that quickly? Galvetron?!? The heck? Where are the Dinobots?)
Speaking of, main selling point of the movie, Dinobots, don't show up until like the last 10 minutes of the film. This movies main claim to fame for me is Optimus Prime riding Grimlock like he is a horse into battle while he spits flames. Other than that, it was hugely painful to watch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 13:13:51 No.44987914 Report

Quoted By: >>44987946 >>44987997

The game is fucking terrible for a current gen release.

1. It was made for a home console but has portable graphics.

2. It was supposed to cut the sheer number of pokemon to get better animations. There aren't better animations.

3. I'm fine with pokemon in-game story being bad. I'm not fine with Rose being unable to wait a single day to do his thing.

4. Paid DLC for an incomplete game is a bad precedent. That will most likely carry over to future games as bandage fixes.

5. Moves were culled for no reason, other than hidden power obviously. Was there a reason to remove moves from the game, besides hidden power?

6. First pokemon mainline game in a console has the smallest map to date, and a straight line to boot. Yes, you can point out the pretty city. It doesn't make the map any better.

7. Dynamax is the laziest mechanic ever introduced to this franchise. "Go big or go home" didn't help at all with the balance they're trying to maintain. Or rather enforce.

8. Base game isn't worth $60. I'd say it's worth $20 at best considering how many blunders they made to get this shit "done". Turning dog, climbing stairs freezing time, trees looking like N64 assets, no actual size scaling and whatever other "features" i don't remember right now aren't exactly the things a AAA game has to offer. But then again they did DLC, might as well go full EA.

9. DLC maps are short. Isle of Armor is a joke and one can finish it in less than 2 hours. The worst part is leveling up the literal devil and then things are easy as always.

10. The feeling of exploration that the wild area was supposed to bring is shallow at best. This is my biggest gripe because the game is just a straight line, so one expects the wild area to be... Wild. It isn't. Just barren and laggy fields without anything to discover.

The more you care for Pokemon the more you hate GF. It's incredible how much missed potential a single game has.

So ye, i didn't buy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 13:22:05 No.44987946 Report

Quoted By: >>44987999

>>44987914
Generous Anon, mind if I copypasta this? These are excellent points and should be brought up each time the idiots who bought this game bring up how "good" it is. This isn't a goox game

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 13:28:02 No.44987973 Report

Quoted By:

>>44987866
>>44987842

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 13:32:02 No.44987997 Report

Quoted By:

>>44987914
Everything except the complaint about the graphics is mentally retarded. Rose's plan failing has absolutely nothing to do with him waiting a day or not, you will fail to prove that the DLC exists because the game is incomplete and considering how long it has taken to develop and how it includes mostly shit that ONLY ever gets added in third versions we can be sure it's not "shit they planned to put in but failed to add", culled moves were either worthless shit like bubble or stuff that was blatantly added for balance's sake like Pursuit, and your claim that the game is not worth it's money when the Switch straight up has a SNES game remaster for 50 dollars is stupid.

Also lol at "DLC maps can be done in only 2 hours!!" when most maps third versions add don't even measure up to 2 hours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 13:32:21 No.44987999 Report

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>>44987946
The day my rant became a copypasta. Consider it yours anon

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