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Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 23:40:16 No.45029965 View View Reply Original Report

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What does Gardevoir have in common in these other creatures? Why can Gardevoir fuck castles and slugs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 23:41:14 No.45029970 Report

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>>45029965
>What does Gardevoir have in common in these other creatures?
It isn't human you mentally ill pokefucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 23:41:31 No.45029972 Report

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>>45029970
she looks like one

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 01:12:44 No.45030592 Report

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>>45029965
Because that's what gets his dick hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 01:13:01 No.45030594 Report

Quoted By: >>45032935

>>45030592
>his

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 01:13:21 No.45030595 Report

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>>45029965
it's a huge slut

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 02:39:41 No.45031189 Report

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>>45030595
Shes pure

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 02:55:24 No.45031290 Report

Quoted By: >>45031530

I think the retards at gamefreak forgot it had legs under it's dress that's literally it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 02:56:50 No.45031299 Report

Quoted By: >>45031459

Sexual relations are not canon in Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 02:59:49 No.45031325 Report

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>>45029965
>Why can Gardevoir fuck castles and slugs?
because she's a slut that fucks everything that moves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 03:02:42 No.45031342 Report

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>>45029965
it has fat bastard dna

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 03:15:54 No.45031459 Report

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>>45031299
where do babies come from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 03:18:28 No.45031493 Report

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>>45029965
Because its angel

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Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 03:22:33 No.45031530 Report

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>>45029965
Not 100% on this one but maybe its because its line was based around paper dolls and this too >>45031290 It looks more ghostly than it does humanoid until you realize it has actual legs. It doesn't really look amorphous and we don't really know how Gardevoir, Ralts, Kirlia, or Gallade skin works. It could be stretchy and weird like other amorphous pokemon but we've never seen it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 08:21:02 No.45032736 Report

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All the cum inside Gardevoir made her qualify for a slime monster

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 08:22:48 No.45032744 Report

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>>45029965
she's just a cloth

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 08:34:18 No.45032766 Report

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>>45031530
It's THIS one that doesn't make sense. Gardevoir is understandable because it is kinda spiritual and ghosts are in the amorphous group, but Eelektross is literally just a normal fish, there is no reason for it to be classified as amorphous. At least the slugs and jellyfish have wobbly slimy bodies, but that's a lamprey with a cartilaginous skeleton and a row of teeth. By that logic Shuckle and Milotic should be in the amorphous egg group as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 09:42:41 No.45032935 Report

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>>45029972
>>45030594
>>45031189
All this cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 11:07:10 No.45033140 Report

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>>45032935
Rude

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Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 11:47:45 No.45033281 Report

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>>45032766
Chimecho, Shuppet, and Banette are dolls, and all of them are in the Amorphous egg group and why not put the Gardevoir line in the same egg group as the rest of them because they are all dolls. The fucking coomers and retards have been seething over the Gardevoir line being in that egg group for years, and Game Freak had enough of it, and OP is another fucking retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 12:24:24 No.45033403 Report

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>>45033281
I mistakenly said Chimecho instead of Castform.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 17:24:07 No.45035107 Report

Quoted By: >>45035248

Is there any Gengar x Gardevoir art
Y'know, as a joke, haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 17:27:48 No.45035136 Report

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I didn't know Gardevoir shared my fetishes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 17:32:09 No.45035167 Report

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>>45031189
your pure waifumon is getting dicked down by literal slug monsters, slimes, and tentacle monsters.
it's also dicking these things down because half of all gardevoirs have huge poke-cocks

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Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 17:34:28 No.45035180 Report

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>>45029965
Because Gardevoir just doesn't give a fuck anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 17:34:44 No.45035181 Report

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>>45029965
>fuck
That's not what happens though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 17:35:46 No.45035191 Report

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>>45031459
Of Humans? Most likely the same as IRL
Of pokemon? We weren't told outside of a few specific dex entries for specific mons.

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Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 17:35:56 No.45035193 Report

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kino

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Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 17:44:19 No.45035248 Report

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>>45035107
yes

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Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 20:05:35 No.45036235 Report

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>>45029965
Because it's like a floating jellyfish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 20:09:38 No.45036261 Report

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>>45035248
Ahh the patrician shad man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 20:18:04 No.45036327 Report

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>>45035248
>on-model Gengar
>off-model Gardevoir
Trash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 20:35:45 No.45036451 Report

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>>45029965
Gardevoir and Dusknoir are about the same amount of anthropomorphized, but you only think of Gardevoir as too humanoid to fit

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Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 22:42:33 No.45037332 Report

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>>45033281
why she is so little

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Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 22:47:44 No.45037371 Report

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>>45035248

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Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 22:55:29 No.45037414 Report

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>>45037371
Someone make this but for diives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 22:56:49 No.45037420 Report

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>>45033281
>The fucking coomers and retards have been seething over the Gardevoir line being in that egg group for years
Gardevoir being purely amorphous makes it more alien, and more appealing. I'm miffed that they changed it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 23:02:18 No.45037453 Report

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>>45037420
I don't get this? Its not like its not Amorphous and alien like, its still a weird alien creature with Paper Doll & Psychic Knight/Guardian Angel Lore. It being in the humanlike egg group means very little.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 23:10:37 No.45037503 Report

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>>45037371
>>45037414
or boris

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 23:10:46 No.45037505 Report

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>>45037453
It's like if they made sudowoodo dual type rock/grass. Sure, it's still a rock mimicking a tree, but now it's also actually a tree.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 23:12:03 No.45037512 Report

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>>45035248
>gengar
kino

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 23:14:26 No.45037526 Report

Quoted By: >>45037570

>>45037505
I think typing is totally different from what a pokemon can mate with. Gardevoir being Amorphous/Humanlike is really tiny stuff, if Garedvoir was like Psychic/Normal that would be a sizable change and something to worry about, cause that would more than likely change its appearance. Gardevoirs being Amorphous/Humanlike doesn't change its appearance or anything lore wise because breeding/mating is not discussed with Pokemon in general. So its still the same old Gardevoir its always been imo its just able to breed with humanlike stuff now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 23:19:42 No.45037570 Report

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>>45037526
Egg group, type, abilities, all of it represents what a pokemon is. Being able to mate with human-like pokemon means that gardevoir shares traits and biology with them, instead of being an imitation.

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