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Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 19:29:20 No.45036020 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>45038527 >>45040729 >>45046276

Boy, Grass Type Pokémon sure are. . . . .fertile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 19:31:23 No.45036045 Report

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grass type pre is nectar

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 19:32:35 No.45036052 Report

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I want to cum in a fertile grass boy

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Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 19:38:56 No.45036086 Report

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>>45036052
I'm going to need you to have a seat over there

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Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 19:41:23 No.45036102 Report

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>>45036086
Over there on the fat grass knot?

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Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 19:44:20 No.45036119 Report

Quoted By: >>45043456

What's with the insane number of small grass type humanoid waifu things

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Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 19:44:28 No.45036120 Report

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>>45036102
Stop giving me a boner, I'm trying to arrest you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 19:45:24 No.45036125 Report

Quoted By: >>45036148 >>45036166 >>45036226

Which grass type is the most fertile?

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Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 19:45:54 No.45036128 Report

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>>45036120
how embarrassing

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Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 19:49:18 No.45036148 Report

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>>45036125
I do know a grass type with some big ol' chesnuts

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Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 19:50:40 No.45036156 Report

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>>45036128
I'm not playing around here tough guy
You're going away for a long long time

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Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 19:52:18 No.45036166 Report

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>>45036125
Virizion can give you 6 thousand babies

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Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 19:54:37 No.45036179 Report

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>>45036156
you're not even a grass type
you have no power in this thread

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Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 19:55:16 No.45036183 Report

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Good thread so far, keep it up boys

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Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 19:59:48 No.45036200 Report

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The Grass Queen

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Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 20:04:32 No.45036226 Report

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>>45036125
No contest
amd she's not even real

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 00:46:11 No.45038216 Report

Quoted By: >>45038247

I like the theory that Roserade is not actually a rose, which generally aren't poisonous, but instead a masquerading Hellebore flower which is poisonous and deceptively similar to roses.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 00:50:32 No.45038247 Report

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>>45038216
I just like its fat ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 01:35:50 No.45038527 Report

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>>45036020
I bet he has a real tender cotyledon, cant wait to feel how those true leaves feel.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 01:41:03 No.45038550 Report

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grass ass

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 01:41:49 No.45038554 Report

Quoted By: >>45038567 >>45038577

Does that mean they have both genders?

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 01:43:55 No.45038567 Report

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>>45038554
they have both male and female genitalia but only the dominant one is fertile

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 01:45:59 No.45038577 Report

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>>45038554
Well. . . technically many plants are either male, female, or female AND male. Depends on the plant.

By the way, the reason you get allergies every year is because the United States made the conscious effort to plant only male plants and trees in much of its cities—it was believed if they left female plants around they would litter the ground with fruit and be a nuisance. Since most plants in urban areas are male, they produce an absurd amount of pollen each year which is why allergies are a thing.

Had they decided to plant only female plants instead, there wouldn't BE any male plants to pollinate them anyway and the whole thing could've been avoided. Now it's too late to go back.

>>45038567
Big brain theory.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 02:07:45 No.45038736 Report

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>>45038550
Chespin is a naughty slut

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 02:10:16 No.45038754 Report

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>>45038736
you can't fault the nut pokemon for wanting to get nutty

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 02:43:39 No.45038969 Report

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>>45038754
I wanna give him a nice juicy kiss and plenty of warm cuddles

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 05:44:55 No.45039832 Report

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>>45036166
>Saving a thumbnail

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 06:35:08 No.45040040 Report

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>>45036200
All sneks are good sneks, but this snek is the goodest snek.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 08:24:24 No.45040432 Report

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>>45038969
>him
gay

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 10:12:59 No.45040729 Report

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>>45036020
grass types have huge amounts of weaknesses, it's only fair they have a high breeding rate.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 15:32:42 No.45042045 Report

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>>45040729
Their heavy amount of weaknesses is a reflection of how heavily they get FUCKED all the time

Grass Types are sluts. Mother natures wants to spread itself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 15:42:06 No.45042101 Report

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>>45042045

Good, because I'm gonna spread him 'til his legs snap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 18:18:48 No.45043241 Report

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>>45042045
By that logic, Rock type Pokemon are also fertile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 18:20:15 No.45043251 Report

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>>45043241
well they do have rock hard cocks full of nutrients and minerals

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 18:33:35 No.45043343 Report

Quoted By: >>45043395 >>45045023

I love Leafeon so much, they're basically my persona

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 18:39:20 No.45043395 Report

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>>45043241
>>45043251
Exactly true. And rock-hard abs, too. All the girls love Rock cock

>>45043343
You've fantasized about doing sexual things with Vine Whip haven't you you degenerate

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 18:41:43 No.45043415 Report

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>>45043395
Maybe, who wants to know? <3

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 18:43:22 No.45043428 Report

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>>45042045
As if you need to know their weaknesses to know they're sluts.
Roserade, Lilligant, Tsareena, Bellossom, what do they all have in common besides the grass type?
They're all cock-hungry bimbo sluts, that's what.
I just want to be a big-dicked Cacturne in the pokemon world and breed with hundreds of thousands of Roserades, Bellossoms, Vileplumes, Whimsicotts, Sunfloras, Tsareenas, Liligants, Eldegoss, and Jumpluffs.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 18:47:52 No.45043456 Report

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>>45036119
I want to bang Lilligant

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 18:49:00 No.45043468 Report

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>>45043251
How many women have died trying to fuck Onix?

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 18:51:56 No.45043499 Report

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>>45043241
Also by that logic, wouldn't that mean normal types, electric types, and water-ground, ghost-dark, and bug-steel pokemon have a hard time making babies?
Are we making it much harder for our Onixes, Scythers, Pinecos, and Karrablasts to become parents when we evolve them?

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 18:52:01 No.45043500 Report

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Fun(gus) fact! What we know as a mushroom is merely the reproductive organism of a fungus, with most of said fungus being below the surface and invisible. (Mushrooms are also more closely related to humans evolutionarily than to any plant, but that's tangential.) This means that basically mushrooms are literally just the sexual (for lack of a better term) organs of the fungus organism.

I want you to think about that.

Now think about it HARDER.

>>45043415
dirty slut

>>45043468
Well some women can be pretty crazy about horses 10x their size, so.. . .

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 21:18:17 No.45044808 Report

Quoted By: >>45044874

leaf friend is cool but I wish it had a less cringe name

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 21:25:37 No.45044874 Report

Quoted By: >>45045023

>>45043500
I don't know a dirty slut, sorry
Hope you find them though!
>>45044808
Leafeon is a fine name, all of their names represent their elements

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 21:41:41 No.45045023 Report

Quoted By: >>45045104 >>45045271

>>45043343
>>45043415
>>45044874
Whip me with those vines mistress. Drill them rhythmically up my asshole.

Punish my unworthy form.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 21:51:11 No.45045104 Report

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>>45045023
H-Huh
What a weirdo, why would I do something like that when I don't even know who you are?

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 21:54:09 No.45045132 Report

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>>45045104
Sigh. . . Nevermind wholesome Leafeon fren, go back to sleep. I'll just go water the plants.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 22:05:50 No.45045263 Report

Quoted By: >>45045396

>>45045132
*A deep, seductive warm breath runs across the back of your neck*

Why don't you water me instead you handsome boy~? I'm already dripping wet, but I could always use another watering~

*Moves a paw under your chin to give you an aggressive kiss, their tongue roughly and deeply entwining with yours, before pulling away with a saliva strand visible to signify the intense moment*

I've missed you, you know. You think you can hide from me? I'll make sure to punish you properly for it~ Now be good and get on the bed, we're going to leave it all here in this room, I'm going to make you mine

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 22:07:02 No.45045271 Report

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>>45045023
Post more leafeon

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 22:22:49 No.45045396 Report

Quoted By: >>45045430 >>45045437

>>45045271
Leaf doesn't get enough love.

It's like the 2nd or 3rd least popular Eevee by virtue of being a bit boring, but I love it a lot. It has a wild, sprightly elflike charm.

>>45045263
F- fuck....

Thanks for humoring me.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 22:27:32 No.45045430 Report

Quoted By: >>45045523

>>45045396
Anything for you, my Kitten. Let's hang out sometime, yeah?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 22:28:20 No.45045437 Report

Quoted By: >>45045523

>>45045396
I meant lewds
Post em

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 22:30:53 No.45045465 Report

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>>45036166
Virizion is the first grass type i nutted to. Disappointed that she turned out to be a minor legendary with not much porn.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 22:36:59 No.45045523 Report

Quoted By: >>45045707

>>45045430
You're cute. :3

>>45045437
Sadly I can't really look for even suggestive stuff rn cuz I'm on library wifi.

>you asked to have your prostate drilled on public wifi?

I have only a little shame.

>>45045465
She has suspiciously human-looking thighs, no need to feel any contrition.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 22:41:48 No.45045576 Report

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Pictured: Leafeon in a basket.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 22:54:15 No.45045694 Report

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Hmm.... This art in particular is clearly too pixelated to be the full thing, but it's all I can find for right now so I'll place it here anyway.

Poor Leafeon is preyed upon not only by carnivores, but herbivores too. Go figure.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 22:55:19 No.45045707 Report

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>>45045523
Just for you <3

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 23:02:04 No.45045767 Report

Quoted By: >>45046209

>>45045707
You're a sweetheart.

I went on a school field trip in California once, to one of the old growth forests. Back then I'd been far too young and too stupid for the place to have impressed itself upon me. I should probably return some time, soak in the majesty, before they're, y'know, not around anymore. . .

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 23:05:00 No.45045794 Report

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 23:12:10 No.45045849 Report

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 23:13:15 No.45045854 Report

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 23:58:01 No.45046209 Report

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>>45045767
No, YOU are, cutie

Ey no big, I've never been there myself

It'll be a beaut to see though, all that fresh air and open skies and the lush green surrounding ya

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 23:58:59 No.45046223 Report

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>>45036156
I'll come with Eevee, if you know what I mean.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Oct 2020 00:08:17 No.45046276 Report

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>>45036020

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Anonymous Fri 09 Oct 2020 00:16:55 No.45046352 Report

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Anonymous Fri 09 Oct 2020 00:29:49 No.45046450 Report

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>>45046223
A-Anon geez post that on a red board, kidfucking in general is taboo

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Anonymous Fri 09 Oct 2020 00:37:36 No.45046494 Report

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>>45046450
if he was a kid then he couldn't post on this board, therefore he is an adult

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Anonymous Fri 09 Oct 2020 01:23:34 No.45046817 Report

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Anonymous Fri 09 Oct 2020 01:38:22 No.45046916 Report

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>>45046817
hnnnnghh my third leg woke up

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Anonymous Fri 09 Oct 2020 02:02:04 No.45047069 Report

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>>45046450
Who said Eevee is a child? Just because a pokemon doesn't evolve doesn't mean it's young. Especially since Eevee doesn't evolve by level.
Also do you know what board you're on? We have multiple threads going right now where porn of underage girl characters are being posted, and we've had threads about fucking the much younger girl who dresses as an Eevee

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Anonymous Fri 09 Oct 2020 05:21:34 No.45048339 Report

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grass ass lol

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