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Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 05:35:43 No.45072718 View View Reply Original Report

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How does he breed in the wild?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 05:37:34 No.45072726 Report

Quoted By: >>45072730

he breeds with other males

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 05:38:13 No.45072730 Report

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>>45072726
But anon, that's gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 05:41:05 No.45072743 Report

Quoted By: >>45072778

The 100% male thing truly is bullshit. How can they be expected to continue to exist as a species soley through Ditto?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 05:42:18 No.45072752 Report

Quoted By: >>45077825 >>45077880

>>45072718
They breed with Mandibuzz

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 05:45:50 No.45072778 Report

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>>45072743
Maybe they split in half.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 05:46:48 No.45072783 Report

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raping mandibuzz and vullaby(ITS AWRRRIGHT)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 05:47:08 No.45072788 Report

Quoted By: >>45073007 >>45076670

mpreg but only in the wild

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 05:47:36 No.45072789 Report

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breedom

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 05:51:20 No.45072804 Report

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GAY BIRDS GAY BIRDS GAY BIRDS

Digimon TCG Entrepreneur

Digimon TCG Entrepreneur Mon 12 Oct 2020 05:53:23 No.45072813 Report

Quoted By: >>45072817 >>45075587 >>45077812

He doesn't breed, he doesn't have a penis. While you can clearly see that Digimon have cocks (example: Cyclomon). So my veredict is that Pokémon is a childish world made for trannies who don't wanna see things such as they are, only through colorful homosexual lens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 05:55:12 No.45072817 Report

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>>45072813
based digichad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 06:32:28 No.45072954 Report

Quoted By: >>45072970 >>45075604 >>45077825

>>45072718
Obviously through his female counterpart that he gets to "bone."

On another note, I still can't stand the name "Mandibuzz" bc that really does sound like some insect. Buzzarch is much better and fits the Japanese name convention much closer. Buzzard + Monarch & Regina + Vulture respectively.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 06:36:20 No.45072970 Report

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>>45072954
Just keep the name Vulgina

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 06:39:16 No.45072975 Report

Quoted By: >>45072982

>>45072718
Pokemon might follow different rules when breeding in the wild than in captivity.
Braviary probably breeds with its female counterpart, Mandibuzz, in the wild.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 06:41:57 No.45072982 Report

Quoted By: >>45075188

>>45072975
And for some magical reason, when him and Mandibuzz breed in captivity it never produces a male offspring?
Bullcrap

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 06:49:44 No.45073007 Report

Quoted By: >>45076670

>>45072788
this
only real men can breed other men

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 11:28:19 No.45073765 Report

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The babies are only the mothers species thing is probably just a game mechanic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 16:10:19 No.45075188 Report

Quoted By: >>45077831

>>45072982
it happens with pandas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 16:15:45 No.45075225 Report

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>>45072718
The "always the mother's species" is just a game mechanic for player convenience. They obviously breed with Mandibuzz and other female bird Pokemon. Same deal with other male-only Pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 16:51:15 No.45075446 Report

Quoted By: >>45077836

They rape other birds and force them to bear their offspring. Vicious birds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 16:56:50 No.45075479 Report

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conceived through freedom. born from bravery

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 16:57:26 No.45075483 Report

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>>45072718
Ditto

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 16:59:17 No.45075495 Report

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>>45075483
Ditto transforms into an opposite-gendered version of the Pokemon it's breeding with

There are no female Braviary, Ditto can't transform into something that doesn't exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 17:00:33 No.45075501 Report

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>>45072718
Male birds don’t have genitalia, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 17:16:45 No.45075587 Report

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>>45072813
Holy fuckin based!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 17:19:45 No.45075602 Report

Quoted By: >>45076963

>They adorn themselves beautifully with bones. This is supposedly an effort to attract males, but no male Mandibuzz have ever been found.
what did they mean by this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 17:20:21 No.45075604 Report

Quoted By: >>45075666

>>45072954
buzzards arent vultures

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 17:36:19 No.45075666 Report

Quoted By: >>45075672

>>45075604
Pokemon arent animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 17:37:09 No.45075672 Report

Quoted By: >>45075692 >>45077746

>>45075666
they used to be, now they are people in fursuits with jobs and personalities

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 17:38:49 No.45075692 Report

Quoted By: >>45075696

>>45075672
Pokemon are always much more intelligent than animals. They're not just animals with superpowers, they're sapient creatures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 17:39:44 No.45075696 Report

Quoted By: >>45075790

>>45075692
No they aren't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 17:52:50 No.45075790 Report

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>>45075696
Animals don't have a full understanding of human speech from birth.

Pokemon understand and carry out very complex and specific commands. If they didn't, Pokemon battles couldn't even exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 19:44:57 No.45076670 Report

Quoted By: >>45076801

>>45072788
>>45073007
Birds have cloacas, don't they?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 19:47:51 No.45076689 Report

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>>45072718
doing the sexe

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 19:57:33 No.45076771 Report

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>>45072718
Pokonservation efforts have kept the Braviary species from going extinct.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 20:00:58 No.45076801 Report

Quoted By: >>45077849

>>45076670
They still have benis, but it's internal. They mate by joining cloacas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 20:02:27 No.45076810 Report

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Finds a Ditto with a mangina and bumps uglies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 20:03:19 No.45076817 Report

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>>45072718
Crazy idea, but maybe females exist and just aren't seen in the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 20:23:43 No.45076963 Report

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>>45075602
That Mandibuzz and literally built for Big Braviary Cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 22:29:41 No.45077746 Report

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>>45075672
>spreading his diarrhea here

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 22:33:11 No.45077780 Report

Quoted By: >>45077888

>>45075483
Not found in Unova

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 22:36:25 No.45077812 Report

Quoted By: >>45078660

>>45072813
>digimon have genitals
Renamon explicitly states digimon are genderless to her tamer's parents after they try to guess its pronouns.

FURTHERMORE
WHAT FUCKING DICK ON CYCLOMON

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 22:38:22 No.45077825 Report

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>>45072954
>>45072752
>yeeyee flagwaving ex-army redneck and his goth AF girlfriend

weird vibes but okay

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 22:39:24 No.45077831 Report

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>>45075188
oh yeah? if braviary breed into vullaby, what do pandas breed then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 22:40:27 No.45077836 Report

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>>45075446
now that's what i call Manifest Destiny

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 22:42:03 No.45077849 Report

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>>45076801
>They mate by joining cloacas.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eQXHdItgb7I

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 22:42:58 No.45077861 Report

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>>45072718
TALONS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 22:46:12 No.45077880 Report

Quoted By: >>45078603

>>45072752
>would not produce baby rufflets
>would produce baby vullabys instead
Yeah, sure. That’ll help him reproduce!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 22:47:37 No.45077888 Report

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>>45077780
they migrate to alola and galar for mating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2020 23:27:08 No.45078221 Report

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>>45072718
It doesnt. Its an endangered species that only breeds with Ditto. The reason there arent less of them is because of trainers releasing boxes and boxes of breedjects. Otherwise they'd only breed when they ran into a willing ditto

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2020 00:22:54 No.45078603 Report

Quoted By: >>45078786

>>45077880
That's game mechanics

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2020 00:30:58 No.45078660 Report

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>>45077812
>he thinks all digimon shows are canon to a single timeline
literally two of the series have digimon parents

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2020 00:32:54 No.45078674 Report

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>>45072718
Arceus pities all of the single-gender species that should logically be unable to reproduce and provides them with offspring around the expected time they would have them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2020 00:47:36 No.45078786 Report

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>>45078603
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