>>45149532Then to the shock of everyone in that theatre, the Gumshoos took a FAT SHIT all over the floor. Let me tell you that I'll never forget the gasp from everyone when we all collectively realized what was happening.
Unfortunately, I don't think the production crew saw what happened cause the big finale of the show happens after the monologue, so when the detective scurried off with the Gumshoos to save face, they must've thought that was the cue for the finale, so the conductor immediately continued on and the big finale began.
It was like a bomb was about to go off in that theatre with the suspense that was being built up in out heads. The finale was a big dance number so we all held our breath as each person got close to the shit and didnt reliaze it.
And then, it happened. The leading lady had her big dance solo for the finale and hen right when she was about to hit her finishing move, she slipped on the shit and landed with a big THUNK on the floor, head first.
Everyone and even the orchestra stopped, and after a pause of silence, the show abruptly ended as the curtains closed and the lights went up.
Everyone left without a single word.
Hilariously, the show never did get better. The previews already had bad reviews and this performence single handedly marked the end of anything good coming out of this theatre season in Kalos. I heard that the crew were begging people to come watch by even trying to pay them to go see it before they closed the show on a whimper.
I will say thay admittedly, the show became a sort of legend among theatre fans for how hilariously over the top bad it was. Some people managed to record the entire show on their Rotom Phones and uploaded it, the producers though are doing their damnest to erase it from the web though.
It was like we were all held hostage that entire performance, but I managed to find some joy out of it. Although it's sad how much Kalos has dropped from being the king of theatre.
