Dear gaijin...

FAK YOU! FAK YOU FAK YOU FAK YOU! WHY YOU ARWAYS COMPRAIN ABOUT POKETTO MONSUTA? YOU SHOURD BE GRATEFUR WE EVEN RET YOU *HAVE* POKETTO MONSUTA IN FIRST PRACE! WE THOUGHT GAIJIN NO APPRECIATE GAME RIKE POKETTO MONSUTA, AND WE RIGHT! ARR YOU DO IS COMPRAIN! YOU NO EVEN DESERVE IT BECAUSE YOU STUPID FIRTHY GAIJIN! STOP COMPRAINING AND BUY SWORD AND SHIERD RIGHT NOW! EXPANSION PASS TOO! YOU RUCKY WE EVEN RET YOU BUY IT! BUY NOW!