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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 21:23:15 No.45194758 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>45194779 >>45194804 >>45194820 >>45194823 >>45194843 >>45195024 >>45195390 >>45195934 >>45196925

>a literal shitmon with puny stats ruled the whole Galar region
This is both embarrassing and pathetic
Why gamefreak doesn't think twice about the shit they make?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 21:24:07 No.45194766 Report

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It's called atrophy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 21:25:26 No.45194779 Report

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>>45194758
>almost on par with Phione
Ahahahahahahaha GALARKEKS KEEP LOSING

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 21:27:14 No.45194804 Report

Quoted By: >>45194850 >>45195907

>>45194758
He's weak because he's inbred, just like a real king.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 21:27:54 No.45194820 Report

Quoted By: >>45195878

>>45194758
>Is a literal plot point that Calyrex's power has been fading for centuries and that he's not much of a "king" to be revered anymore without his horses
>DUUUH WHY IS HE SO BAD BROS???

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 21:28:11 No.45194823 Report

Quoted By: >>45195432 >>45195487

>>45194758
Calyrex on his own is canonically weak and the plot of CT is about getting his power back
play the game before you shitpost

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 21:29:27 No.45194843 Report

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>>45194758
It should've gotten a 600 BST, at the very LEAST.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 21:29:47 No.45194850 Report

Quoted By: >>45194863 >>45195081 >>45195362 >>45196988

>>45194804
>Kanto is ruled by 3 strong legendary birds
>Johto is ruled by a strong Phoenix and a strong Sea king
>Hoenn is ruled by a strong sky dragon
>Sinnoh is ruled by the pokemon god
>Unova is ruled by 3 strong ruler
>not sure who ruled Kalos but both Xerneas and Zygarde are strong
>Alola is ruled by many strong tapus
nah, it's only Galar that has a shitty ruler

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 21:30:50 No.45194863 Report

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>>45194850
>>Unova is ruled by 3 strong ruler
wtf I meant dragons******

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 21:43:44 No.45195024 Report

Quoted By: >>45195084 >>45195090

>>45194758
Stats aren't canon you dumb nigger, they're game mechanics

Plus it ruled with its horse

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 21:48:27 No.45195081 Report

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>>45194850
"Toute nation a le gouvernement qu'elle mérite."
"Every nation gets the government it deserves."

Every region gets the leader it deserves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 21:48:41 No.45195084 Report

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>>45195024
>game universe literally gives you stats-changing items
>not-canon
you are the same faggot who keeps saying that game mechanics are not canon to the game universe, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 21:49:04 No.45195090 Report

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>>45195024
poochyena used bite

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 21:51:19 No.45195119 Report

Quoted By: >>45195394

>>45195090
c'mon man "a weak first stage bug type mon used a weak bug type move" was right there

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:10:10 No.45195362 Report

Quoted By: >>45195437

>>45194850
Not every country has a history of inbreeding in its royalty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:12:45 No.45195390 Report

Quoted By: >>45195398

>>45194758
If you actually played the game, then you would notice the parts where Calyrex repeatedly says he lost all his power over time. But hey, why bother playing the game when you can shitpost and complain on a chinese basket weaving board instead?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:13:07 No.45195394 Report

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>>45195119
I think that was for night rider calyrex

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:14:00 No.45195398 Report

Quoted By: >>45195482

>>45195390
>stats is unchanged after he gets his power
yep, it's still shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:16:32 No.45195432 Report

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>>45194823
>paying for this gay SHIT
nah, i'll pass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:16:56 No.45195437 Report

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>>45195362
wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:19:10 No.45195464 Report

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>>45195084
Those are non-canon, fourth-wall-breaking things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:20:15 No.45195482 Report

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>>45195398
His full power doesn’t return to him and Calyrex is still far out of his prime, but just a little faith and his horse coming back to him is enough for him to go from 80’s across the board to “deer god what the fuck were you smoking” that has customised moxies for its favoured attack stat and obscenely strong signature moves.

With only a fragment of his former glory Calyrex is still one of the strongest moms in game. Hes pretty damn alright

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:20:20 No.45195483 Report

Quoted By: >>45195530

>>45195464
>everything that doesn't flow with my narrative is non-canon even though there's no proof or evidence
ok, boot licker

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:20:25 No.45195487 Report

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>>45194823
This. He’s supposed to be in a weakened state after decades or centuries of neglect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:20:48 No.45195494 Report

Quoted By: >>45195505

>>45195437
I'll give you France, but can you name one Japanese or American ruler who was inbred?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:21:39 No.45195505 Report

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>>45195494
>American
every single one

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:23:20 No.45195530 Report

Quoted By: >>45195576 >>45195849

>>45195483
Living organisms don't have "stats"

There's a reason no Pokemon media ever brings up stats, and that's because they're pure game mechanics that don't actually exist in Pokemon's universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:26:54 No.45195576 Report

Quoted By: >>45195629

>>45195530
>There's a reason no Pokemon media ever brings up stats
the games mention them many times if you pay attention to NPCs talking about stats changing, training and items

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:30:50 No.45195629 Report

Quoted By: >>45195685

>>45195576
None of that is in-universe. It's out-of-universe fourth wall breaking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:34:53 No.45195685 Report

Quoted By: >>45195710

>>45195629
>no proof
fuck off, dipshit and stop pulling shit out of your ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:36:31 No.45195710 Report

Quoted By: >>45195736

>>45195685
So when a character tells you to press the B Button to run, are they literally telling your character that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:38:23 No.45195736 Report

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>>45195710
that's a tutorial dialogue, different thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:47:23 No.45195826 Report

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>>45195736
It's the same thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:49:45 No.45195849 Report

Quoted By: >>45195877 >>45195951

>>45195530
Even the anime has brought up things like ability's you dweeb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:51:54 No.45195877 Report

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>>45195849
swsh cucks didn't play or watch anything related to pokemon before SWSH, it's not a surprise they are this ignorant and stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:51:54 No.45195878 Report

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>>45194820
Fuck off faggot.
Everyone knows stats don't translate to lore
Or Vikavolt wouldn't have base 43 speed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:53:52 No.45195907 Report

Quoted By: >>45195939

>>45194804
slightly based, if only to illustrate how certain principles have held the Galar region back

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:56:42 No.45195934 Report

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>>45194758
Well make it work you guys.
Give me roles. Give me sets.
I'm tired of hearing you guys whine.
So what if its not the next meta.
I want to see a can-do attitude from you guys.
Only Gamefreak is allowed to be defeatist around here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:57:09 No.45195939 Report

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>>45195907
Das rite. Galar needs to open up to let more jynx in. They oppressed in ther home country of kanto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:58:14 No.45195951 Report

Quoted By: >>45196005

>>45195849
Abilities aren't strictly "game mechanics". One can easily make abilities physiological/magical traits of Pokemon.

There's a big difference between "the other Pokemon might get burned if touches this Pokemon" and literal numbers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 23:01:33 No.45196005 Report

Quoted By: >>45196021

>>45195951
Retard alert. They literally showed off the HP stat in the anime all the way back in the first season.
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Statistic#In_the_anime

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 23:02:46 No.45196021 Report

Quoted By: >>45196090

>>45196005
Yeah, and the whole point of that character was that he was wrong. He was too focused on his laptop and viewed Pokemon battles in terms of numbers instead of as what they actually are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 23:08:33 No.45196090 Report

Quoted By: >>45196114

>>45196021
>gets proven wrong that stats are mentioned multiple times in the anime
>WELL AKTUALLY THEY DONT MATTER
Nice moving goal posts. Next you're going to say that measuring how much you can lift doesnt matter because all weights are heavy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 23:10:33 No.45196114 Report

Quoted By: >>45196153

>>45196090
The only times they're mentioned are to prove that they don't exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 23:14:22 No.45196153 Report

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>>45196114
You sound retarded. I hope you're baiting for your own sake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 00:20:08 No.45196925 Report

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>>45194758
>Of course this Retard didn't play but still complains

The whole plotline is that they lost their power and you need to help restore it by getting the horse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 00:26:10 No.45196988 Report

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>>45194850
>>Kanto is ruled by 3 strong legendary birds
No it’s not. Only one bird keeper gives a shit about them. Kanto is urbanized to hell and its strongest mon is the illegal lab baby of a South American.
> >not sure who ruled Kalos
The 9 foot tall guy with le unobatainable flower fairy, c’mon they hammer this in and you don’t even get to catch it.

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