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THE birds of Pokémon.

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 21:53:16 No.45234463 View View Reply Original Report

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Who rules the skies?
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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 21:54:06 No.45234472 Report

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 21:57:42 No.45234515 Report

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pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 21:58:06 No.45234520 Report

Quoted By: >>45234674 >>45234783 >>45234819 >>45235554 >>45238119

> Swellow as Hoenn regional bird instead of Pelipper.
> Braviary as Unova regional bird instead of Unfezant.

No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 21:58:09 No.45234522 Report

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>>45234463
Star fucking raptor. He's the first Fly type in history that learned Close Combat and can whoop your bitch ice or rock type ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 21:59:57 No.45234533 Report

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Braviary >>> Staraptor >>>>> the rest

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 22:08:20 No.45234617 Report

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Aside from Pidgeot Staraptor and MURICA the rest are Literally WHOs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 22:14:09 No.45234674 Report

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>>45234520
neutral bird in hoenn is swellow
in unova you're right, unfezant

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 22:16:55 No.45234697 Report

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>>45234617
Talonflame was used twice as much as all the other ones combined

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 22:17:35 No.45234704 Report

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>>45234463
Where the fuck is Corviknight?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 22:23:23 No.45234783 Report

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>>45234520
Pelipper is the secondary bird like Fearow. There's a reason Ash caught Swellow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 22:26:08 No.45234819 Report

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>>45234520
>>45234674
>>45234783
hoenn has two regional birds just like it has two regional rodents, two pikaclones, and two pseudos

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 22:26:18 No.45234823 Report

Quoted By: >>45234922 >>45236112

Pidgeot
>OG Bird. Majestic as fuck. That longhaired biker who you don't want to fuck with at the bar with some dolled up kinda-trashy broad on the side
7/10

Fearow
>Used by hipsters who think they're too cool for Pidgeot who also think Mirror Move wins battles because their bird used Surf against a water type
3/10

Noctowl
>Special Olympics. Shit bird with sweet soul design.
5/10

Swellow
>Lol I forgot this existed. Cool design tho
2/10

Starraptor
>Greaser even the long-haired biker avoids. Brandishes a switchblade from the corner of his pocket, doesn't need it to fuck you up. Always seems to "know a guy."
8/10

Braviary
>Spends all day sharing political memes on Facebook. Could really be a force to be reckoned with if he applied himself, but he just wants to grill in his backyard. Like your typical cable-news watcher, he arrives to the team far too late to be of any use.
9/11 we will never forget

Talonflame
>Only one who actually needed nerfed ever
10/10

Toucannon
>Perpetually butthurt that he gets invited last to parties. So upset that he didn't even show up this generation; probably at home beating his wife and kids due to lockdowns while reminiscing about when he used to play football in high school. Packs a heavy punch, but due to heavy binge drinking he can't seem to hit you before you clock him in the face. Would wreck your shit if even one hit connected.
6/10

Pelipper
>Big dumb mopy fuckwit. Used to only be useful for crude sexual favors; had to beg Game Freak for a buff and needed an ability previously exclusive to a legendary to be useful. It knows its an HM slave without it.
4/10

Unfezant
>Shits all over Unova's streets. Unremarkable except for its swag, but one generation later got 1-upped by Mega Pidgeot. Pretty cool in the Zacian theme deck, not much else. Bulbapedia has literally zero trivia on this thing. At least Toucannon has a signature move.
1/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 22:27:46 No.45234842 Report

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>>45234463
Why the FUCK wasn’t Noctowl Dark/Flying or Psychic/Flying? Seriously they dropped the ball so hard. I wish GameFreak would stop being pussies and retype some shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 22:28:44 No.45234853 Report

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>>45234819
A hyena is not a rodent

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 22:29:02 No.45234858 Report

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>>45234515
This was that gens bird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 22:29:42 No.45234868 Report

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>>45234463
>No Corviknight
Shit poll, fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 22:30:09 No.45234874 Report

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>>45234819
Nah bro. Swellow is the bird. Pelliper (while also a bird) is not THE bird

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 22:31:32 No.45234888 Report

Quoted By: >>45235109 >>45235536

>>45234463
Staraptor > Corviknight > Braviary = Talonflame > Swellow > Fearow > Noctowl > Pelipper = Pidgeot = Toucannon >>>>> literal shit >>>>> Unfezant

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 22:33:46 No.45234922 Report

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>>45234823
Thanks for the laugh, I appreciate the effort put into this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 22:35:03 No.45234937 Report

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>>45234704
Corviknight is pleased that you are considering it, but it resents being grouped with peasantry like Swellow, even if it doesn't outwardly show it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 22:43:24 No.45235014 Report

Quoted By: >>45241374

>>45234874
Yes it is
Hoenn is a region of doubles and Pelipper is the main of these two

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 22:53:06 No.45235109 Report

Quoted By: >>45235175 >>45236842

>>45234888
>Swellow & Fearow higher than Pidgeot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 23:00:00 No.45235175 Report

Quoted By: >>45235329

>>45235109
cope and sneethe

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 23:03:11 No.45235209 Report

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>Swellow used Boomburst!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 23:14:49 No.45235329 Report

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>>45235175
not that guy, but shit taste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 23:16:20 No.45235342 Report

Quoted By: >>45235357

>>45234463
>implying owls are birds

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 23:17:03 No.45235347 Report

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>>45234463
Noctowl, Unfezant and Talonflame. Rest are rip

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 23:17:55 No.45235357 Report

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>>45235342

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 23:21:07 No.45235394 Report

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>>45234704
OP knows it'd win so he didn't include it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 23:27:09 No.45235454 Report

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>>45234853
neither is a tunuki, dipshit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 23:32:09 No.45235499 Report

Quoted By: >>45235541 >>45235679 >>45235958 >>45236993 >>45242100

>>45234463
>S tier
Corviknight and Talonflame
>A tier
Toucannon and Swellow
>B tier
Pidgeot
>C tier
Unfezant and Noctowl
>D tier
Staraptor

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 23:35:15 No.45235536 Report

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>>45234888
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 23:35:49 No.45235541 Report

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>>45235499
Absolute shit taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 23:37:00 No.45235554 Report

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>>45234520
unfezant doesn't deserve to be the rep

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 23:38:03 No.45235567 Report

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>>45235554
Braviary doesn't deserve to be brought down to the levels of shit like trumbeak and noctowl.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 23:41:41 No.45235617 Report

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>>45234868
> swooshills on suicide watch because they can't accept that their scam game is shit and infinitely inferior to every other pokemon game in every conceivable facet
> mfw still haven't bought it
> mfw i can still hear the wailing of the 400lbs swooshills screeching their ear-splitting cacophony of screaming and crying and trying their hardest to drown their sorrows in soi

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 23:46:04 No.45235679 Report

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>>45235499

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 23:58:16 No.45235839 Report

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>>45235617
>mfw
ftfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 23:59:35 No.45235857 Report

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>>45235679
If you like that retarded looking emo bird Staraptor then the zoomer is you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 00:05:32 No.45235920 Report

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>>45235839
> doesn't deny that the games are scams and inferior in every way
> doesn't deny that xe isn't crying xer tranny ass off because i have the mental fortitude to not turn pokemon into a religion and instead keep my money because i know a cash-grab when i see one
> doesn't deny being 400lbs
> doesn't deny the soi
playing hollow knight rn. paid less, played more. but you wouldn't know, would you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 00:08:19 No.45235958 Report

Quoted By: >>45236016

>>45235499
>that piece of shit toucannon higher than others

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 00:11:58 No.45236016 Report

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>>45235958
t. butthurt Tsareenafag seething over based Toucan Sam literally eating his waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 00:13:58 No.45236044 Report

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>including fearow with pidgeot
>excluding mandibuzz along side of braviary
>implying unfezant isn't the early bird of gen 5 in the first place
Trying to bait I see

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 00:19:03 No.45236112 Report

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>>45234823
This reminds me of a Brendaniel video

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 00:30:10 No.45236218 Report

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>>45235920
i like hollow knight and pokemon sword, so yes, i would know

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 00:36:38 No.45236288 Report

Quoted By: >>45237445

It seems that my superiority has led to some controversy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 01:12:52 No.45236690 Report

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>>45235920
>I-If I force this meme harder, people will stop having fun!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 01:27:24 No.45236842 Report

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>>45235109
Pidgeot fucking sucked. You didn't even "need" a flying type until you got Fly and you can catch a Doduo outside Celedon City and Dodrio it takes a fat shit all over it and Fearow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 01:39:26 No.45236993 Report

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>>45235499
based and absolutely correct

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 01:42:17 No.45237021 Report

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>>45234463

Get Fearow off of there. Wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 02:00:55 No.45237205 Report

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>>45235454
Good thing it’s a raccoon, fucktard.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 02:11:02 No.45237289 Report

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>>45234463
>no Mandibuzz
Shit poll desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 02:27:38 No.45237445 Report

Quoted By: >>45238051

>>45236288
>steel resists electric
>electric is still super effective
Corviknight got fucked in that sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 02:53:22 No.45237715 Report

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>>45237205
Raccoons aren't rodents either, shit stain,

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 03:30:54 No.45238051 Report

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>>45237445
>steels resists electric
???????

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 03:39:26 No.45238119 Report

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>>45234520
Retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 09:21:48 No.45240508 Report

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>>45234463
pidgey

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 11:04:02 No.45241093 Report

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>>45234463
>Staraptor first
unfathomably based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 11:07:56 No.45241121 Report

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>>45235617
Ob-fucking-sessed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 11:09:21 No.45241128 Report

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>>45234704
OP hates SWSH. even though Corviknight is the best starter bird to date.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 11:20:23 No.45241203 Report

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>>45234463
>Corviknight is missing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 11:48:14 No.45241374 Report

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>>45235014
No, it isn't, retard. Learn the concept. Fearow isn't one either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 13:52:31 No.45242012 Report

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>>45234463
Staraptor.
I mean, just look at his fucking face, he will fuck you up, no questions asked.
Talonflame and Noctowl may carry his lunchbag or open the door for him but the rest can't even compete.
Mulletbird looks like an aging boomer (I'm one, I can tell), punk chicken looks worse than Spearow, gay swallow swallows, murricabird has dead eyes and the other is a fucking froot loops bird

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 14:04:41 No.45242100 Report

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>>45235499
>Stallshit
>Shitmons

staraptor and talonflame are the CHAD birds

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 14:09:25 No.45242135 Report

Quoted By: >>45242174

>>45234463
>Dodrio
>Skiploom
>Pelipper
>Togekiss
>Mandibuzz
>Noibat
>Oricorio
Fixed your list anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 14:14:54 No.45242174 Report

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>>45242135
>Noibat
>Skiploom
>Birds

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