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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2020 12:14:07 No.45266784 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>45267736 >>45268762

What is it?
Where is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2020 12:27:49 No.45266877 Report

Quoted By: >>45267677

probably cancelled because they realized it was retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2020 14:17:32 No.45267677 Report

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>>45266877
You wish. The development is on track. Will release next year

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2020 14:24:03 No.45267736 Report

Quoted By: >>45268073 >>45268324 >>45268503

>>45266784
From what I can tell, it's a burglar's wet dream. I assume that it's a "this person is asleep" app.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2020 15:04:12 No.45268073 Report

Quoted By: >>45268342 >>45268487 >>45268562 >>45268649 >>45268724 >>45268751

>>45267736
>Start up Pokemon Sleep.
>Wait by unlocked door.
>Le smart burglar who realized it tells him when users are not aware walks in.
>chloroform burglar and drag to basement.
>Tie down and stitch a pokemon fursuit to his skin. Screaming is okay, as no one said evolution is painless.
>Then begins the training.
>Train your new Pokemon to be a proper pokemon. Good pokemon get food and water, bad pokemon get the switch (the behavior correction stick, not the console)
>English in particular is forbidden. They must only speak their name. A few days of no food and sleep usually makes them more compliant.
>collect burglars because gotta catch em all. The one in the Lucario suit? If she wasn't a she before, you're going to treat her like a she.
>And a good pokemon pleases her master.
>Finally, take your team of trained pokemon and defeat your pokemon league by bomb your local statehouse.
>Congratulations!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2020 15:39:15 No.45268324 Report

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>>45267736
Why would you assume this app tells other people that you are asleep? There a tons of sleep monitoring apps and to my knowledge none of them do that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2020 15:42:18 No.45268342 Report

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>>45268073
Holy shit my sides.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2020 16:03:26 No.45268487 Report

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>>45268073
>(the behavior correction stick, not the console)
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2020 16:04:53 No.45268503 Report

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>>45267736
How sheltered are you from the real world anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2020 16:14:45 No.45268562 Report

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>>45268073

Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2020 16:26:01 No.45268649 Report

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>>45268073
Absolute best post on /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2020 16:35:22 No.45268724 Report

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>>45268073
Someone preserve this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2020 16:39:20 No.45268748 Report

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>>45268724
snapped

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2020 16:39:48 No.45268751 Report

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>>45268073
kino

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2020 16:41:21 No.45268762 Report

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>>45266784
>What is it?
Trash.
>Where is it?
In the trash can.

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