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Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2020 17:02:49 No.45291445 View View Reply Original Report

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honestly what would you do if you had a ditto?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2020 17:05:25 No.45291468 Report

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>>45291445
fuck it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2020 17:09:05 No.45291492 Report

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>>45291445
Make it turn into Dawn and then fuck it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2020 17:09:13 No.45291494 Report

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Make it transform into Nick Sandell and go wild

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2020 17:09:38 No.45291499 Report

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>>45291445
Oh there's all kinds of fun shenanigans you could do with a Ditto. It would be a perfect living mask for committing crime or espionage. You could have it turn into a duplicate you and pull pranks by being in two places at once. Have it turn into somebody you don't like and get them into trouble. Or if all else fails, >>45291468

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2020 17:10:27 No.45291504 Report

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>>45291445
I'd do what any sane person would do.
Have it turn into any girl I want and fuck it mercilessly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2020 17:14:12 No.45291530 Report

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>>45291445
Why even make a thread when the answer is obvious to everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2020 17:17:58 No.45291553 Report

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>>45291445
>Duplica episode was about a flawed Ditto who couldn't imitate faces
>Now everyone wants that to be its trait

Strange.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2020 17:20:38 No.45291569 Report

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>>45291553
Pokemon Snap using that face to distinguish Ditto in disguise probably didn't help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2020 17:29:01 No.45291631 Report

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>>45291445
Breed it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2020 17:29:01 No.45291632 Report

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use it for crime, rob the market.
fuck toy is not for ditto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2020 17:31:03 No.45291642 Report

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>>45291468
>>45291492
>>45291494
>>45291504
>>45291530
>>45291631
yeah, yeah, everyone's first thought. what i want to know is how anatomically accurate is ditto? would it even have genitals?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2020 17:32:29 No.45291656 Report

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>>45291642
I meant breed it for perfect IVs pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2020 17:33:12 No.45291663 Report

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>>45291642
I could still put my dick in its mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2020 17:34:17 No.45291672 Report

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>>45291445
transform it into cynthia after it gets pregnant and watch it birth the egg vaginally
just like in that one shadman comic
alternatively, the same thing except fuck it while it's pregnant

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2020 17:34:20 No.45291674 Report

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>>45291642
>It transforms into whatever it sees. If the thing it’s transforming into isn’t right in front of it, Ditto relies on its memory—so sometimes it fails.
never as good as the real thing bros...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2020 17:34:29 No.45291676 Report

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>>45291642
I mean it can literally create offspring with other Pokemon, so I'd assume it's fairly anatomically accurate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2020 17:37:27 No.45291698 Report

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>>45291445
Make it transform into several different fictional or real girls while I'm fucking it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2020 17:45:51 No.45291759 Report

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Make myself part-Pokemon through it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2020 17:47:43 No.45291771 Report

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Become besties and have lots of fun adventures. Have them turn into people to get us into places we normally wouldn't be allowed or other pokemon to use their abilities to navigate obstacles. Plus the ability to grow human hands means we can play video games together or do arts and crafts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2020 17:58:04 No.45291837 Report

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>>45291445

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2020 17:59:52 No.45291848 Report

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>>45291656
>>45291674
Oh shit, I want to fuck a ditto not breed a ditto

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2020 18:01:23 No.45291861 Report

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>>45291837
By commiting bestiality you're not a virgin anymore?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2020 18:07:39 No.45291899 Report

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>>45291861
Yes

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