Fuck you you round red and white piece of shit sphere. The only way to get Porygon is to get 9,999 coins in this diarrhea of a "game". It's possible that some people have been able to figure out a strategy to win this game, but to expect little kids to beat it is completely ridiculous, let alone to attain this preposterous amount of coins. I used an online puzzle solver to choose the right moves each time, yet it took me HOURS to get this amount of coins. It utterly sucked the joy of out of this amazing game and I had to take the rest of the day off playing it.
Fuck Voltorb Flip cunt poop face motherfucker.