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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:22:40 No.45363999 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>45364010 >>45364056 >>45364068 >>45364075 >>45364083 >>45364096 >>45364098 >>45364099 >>45364100 >>45364103 >>45364150 >>45364163 >>45364216 >>45365612 >>45365840

How do the people in galar masturbate using their phones when this thing watches?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:23:58 No.45364010 Report

Quoted By: >>45364018

>>45363999
You masturbate in public instead of using your phone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:24:39 No.45364018 Report

Quoted By: >>45364267

>>45364010
sounds like the UK already

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:29:03 No.45364056 Report

Quoted By: >>45364250

>>45363999
It's a phone taken over by a rotom. You can just remove the rotom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:30:08 No.45364068 Report

Quoted By:

>>45363999
they have sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:30:43 No.45364074 Report

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Rotom masturbates to you masturbating

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:30:51 No.45364075 Report

Quoted By: >>45364080

>>45363999
We masturbate together, of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:31:41 No.45364080 Report

Quoted By: >>45364113 >>45364120

>>45364075
2 big cocks.
Oil.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:31:50 No.45364083 Report

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>>45363999
>masturbating with your phone
Third worlder detected.
Anyways, having a sort of AI could be part of the appeal of fapping with your phone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:32:49 No.45364092 Report

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Just tell the rotom to leave temporarily, or maybe there would be a feature to stop it sensing things for an hour.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:33:08 No.45364096 Report

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>>45363999
Better question is who thought Rotom being part of your Pokedex/phone was a good idea?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:33:21 No.45364098 Report

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>>45363999

rotom gets aroused with their masters and finds more thots in instagram for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:33:21 No.45364099 Report

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>>45363999
you don't, you just fuck the rotom

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:33:25 No.45364100 Report

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>>45363999
rotom only bitches and complains when its really depraved and degenerate shit
otherwise he just collects data for the local megacorps

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:33:45 No.45364103 Report

Quoted By:

>>45363999
they buy a cheaper smartphone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:35:22 No.45364113 Report

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>>45364080
I've got a massive boner on /vp/ and I'm not even sure its about pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:35:57 No.45364118 Report

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>needing porn to masturbate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:36:13 No.45364120 Report

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>>45364080
Hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:37:13 No.45364128 Report

Quoted By: >>45365928

How do the people in the real world masturbate using their phones when Google watches?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:39:11 No.45364150 Report

Quoted By: >>45364281 >>45365944

>>45363999
like this, obviously

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:40:49 No.45364163 Report

Quoted By: >>45364243

>>45363999
They just have Rotom suck their dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:49:43 No.45364216 Report

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>>45363999
>Be rotom
>Get trapped inside a phone for life
>Trainer is massive degenerate that makes tails on the babies look like veggietales
>Forced to watch it all

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:53:01 No.45364237 Report

Quoted By: >>45364274 >>45364289 >>45365617

How many times do you think he nuttted on his rotom phone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:53:34 No.45364243 Report

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>>45364163
I like this option.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:54:57 No.45364250 Report

Quoted By: >>45365682

>>45364056
If I remove that Rotom, would it die?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:57:10 No.45364267 Report

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>>45364018
Oi! M8, you got a fookin loicense for that lube?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:57:45 No.45364274 Report

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>>45364237
I wish I was that rotom

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:59:02 No.45364281 Report

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>>45364150
>Keeping their pants on
That seems counter productive

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2020 21:59:43 No.45364289 Report

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>>45364237
Wait is Raihan's rotom phone a shiny?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 00:52:27 No.45365612 Report

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>>45363999
Fuck rotom phone, poryphone is for the real mvps

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 00:53:15 No.45365617 Report

Quoted By: >>45365702

>>45364237
>nutted
Fapping is a white people thing, Raihan doesn't do that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 01:03:08 No.45365682 Report

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>>45364250
It would be extremely painful

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 01:07:10 No.45365702 Report

Quoted By: >>45365950

>>45365617
>the indian guy doesnt masturbate

youre actually retarded, indian men are THE most perverted on the planet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 01:26:54 No.45365823 Report

Quoted By: >>45365835

>masturbating to porn on your rotomphone
>instead of having sex with your pokémon like a normal person

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 01:28:55 No.45365835 Report

Quoted By:

>>45365823
what if my pokemon just wants to watch some porn for a change

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 01:29:24 No.45365840 Report

Quoted By:

>>45363999
It wouldn't be too different from irl, you are being watched through your frontal camera, after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 01:43:40 No.45365928 Report

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>>45364128
I don't even watch porn on my phone while I masturbate.
I just point the camera at my dick and get off to the idea that a Google employee or FBI agent is being forced to watch it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 01:46:03 No.45365944 Report

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>>45364150
c-can I please have the full pic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 01:46:44 No.45365950 Report

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>>45365702
Raihan is black, just look at his hairstyle.

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