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Breeding question.

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 00:00:20 No.45373766 View View Reply Original Report

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Ive a question for you /vp/ we all know that when 2 Pokémon from different species fuck each other the offspring species will belong to ine of them and will not become a sort of "hybrid", but what would happen if a human fucks a Pokémon? Whats the ressults? A human can be born out a Pokémon egg? Such baby will have pokemon powers?

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 00:01:41 No.45373780 Report

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>>45373766
neck yourself, you retarded fucking coomer
no, humans dont grow out of fucking eggs, they cannot procreate and the human will be arrested
>picrel
that's not the same gardevoir as the second is shiny

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 00:04:31 No.45373805 Report

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>>45373766
Why ask a question that has no actual answer in the canon yet? As far as we know its not possible for humans and pokemon to have offspring. We've yet to see a Pokemon and Human have anything of the sort. If you want to make some headcanons and theories, some people believe that some if not all of the magical humans in the world have some type of Pokemon blood in them that lets them control and use those powers. But there has been 0 bases for that as canon, considering we have 0 evidence to support that, its just a theory.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 00:04:56 No.45373811 Report

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>ESL posters are pokefuckers/furfags
Why am I not surprised.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 00:07:35 No.45373835 Report

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>>45373780
No question should be left unanswered
>humans dont grow out of fucking eggs
We are talking about the Pokémon world
>they cannot procreate
Sauce? Proofs? Arguments?
>human will be arrested
What if its a consensual relationship? Who would know? Pokémon doesn't seem to have any sort of rights, they are forced to fight and are enslaved

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 00:13:48 No.45373875 Report

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>>45373766
First of all, Pokephiles get the rope
But to answer your question I can only assume that it works like other Pokemon.
Female human + male Pokemon = human baby with Pokemon egg moves. Probably where psychics come from.
Male human + female Pokemon = Pokemon baby with human egg moves. I don't know exactly what egg moves humans can pass down, though.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 00:15:10 No.45373894 Report

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>>45373766
who's the fucker shiny gardevoir?

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 00:19:00 No.45373923 Report

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>>45373875
>I don't know exactly what egg moves humans can pass down, though.
Human like intelligence

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 00:20:24 No.45373936 Report

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>>45373766
Can Dittos turn into human girls? The offspring will be a normal baby?

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 00:46:33 No.45374161 Report

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>>45373923
That's not a move. That's just a stat. Or maybe an ability.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 00:49:54 No.45374190 Report

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>>45373875
>moves humans can learn
Tackle
Body Slam
Crunch
Bite
Headbutt
Pound
Cross Chop
Feint
Etc.
Pretty much a ton of normal, fighting, and some dark moves.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 00:51:01 No.45374199 Report

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>>45373936
yes

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 00:55:31 No.45374244 Report

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>>45374199
That could be the plot of a good slice of life manga/anime "My mom is a Ditto"

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 01:04:23 No.45374341 Report

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>>45373936
>Human man and "female" Ditto
you get a variable clone. Ditto DNA is the most submissive DNA that the offspring will be the same as the parent or with some differences. The offspring could be female compared to male, longer hair, different skin color, and etc.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 01:08:38 No.45374389 Report

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>>45373766
Incel hands made this post

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 01:25:24 No.45374557 Report

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>>45374389
>t. F*id
Fucking roasties

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 01:26:07 No.45374562 Report

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>>45374557
pokefuckers get the rope

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 01:26:58 No.45374570 Report

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 01:29:33 No.45374597 Report

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>>45374562
Seethe harder roastie

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 01:30:27 No.45374609 Report

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>>45374597
women are the most avid pokefuckers though, from dogs to baramons

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 01:32:58 No.45374633 Report

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>>45374609
Ayyyyy kek

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 01:37:47 No.45374670 Report

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 01:53:08 No.45374795 Report

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>>45373766
Why do we get so many horny posters?, don't they have porn to look at?

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 01:55:30 No.45374823 Report

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>>45373766
1. Humans can't breed with pokemon
2. If humans did breed with pokemon then maybe these freaks can be caught with pokeballs? Imagine your own harem of pokemon/human hybrids.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 01:59:30 No.45374860 Report

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>>45373766
Well one thing is for sure, human women can't breed with Pokemon. Pokemon eggs would completely destroy a human's reproductive tract.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 02:02:05 No.45374889 Report

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>>45374860
The amount of resources a human needs to even produce an egg is absurd. She's be sucked dry of nutrients in a few months.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 02:11:38 No.45374973 Report

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>>45373936
>Can Dittos turn into human girls?

yes

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 02:13:15 No.45374987 Report

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>>45374860
Pokemon don't lay eggs anon
Pokemon are born via other means and then put into eggs as a cradle

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 02:14:09 No.45374992 Report

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>>45374860
>He can't shoot a 2 foot egg out his vagina
ngmi

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 02:58:45 No.45375295 Report

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>>45374570
does your post imply you're now forced to be a kirlia lover

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 02:59:47 No.45375304 Report

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>>45374973
I hate that Duplica's ditto set this standard

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 03:00:38 No.45375309 Report

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>>45374987
That's just a theory retard

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 03:03:41 No.45375332 Report

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>>45374570
roll

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 03:04:43 No.45375340 Report

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>>45375332
fuck yeah. best one

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 03:05:26 No.45375350 Report

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>>45375309

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 03:05:55 No.45375356 Report

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>>45375309
>That's just a theory
No, it's established lore that has been reinforced multiple times throughout the franchise with very little if anything to suggest otherwise. And even if you want to call it "just a theory", then that automatically implies that it not being the case is also just a theory. Try not to make such a useless post next time, retard.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 03:07:41 No.45375371 Report

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>>45374570
I’d take it all tbqhwyf. Even 0

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 03:08:44 No.45375377 Report

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>>45375309
A GAAAAME THEEEOOOORRRYY

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 05:30:22 No.45376251 Report

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>>45375377
A gay theory

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