>>45414052>>45414094I remain conflicted how to feel regarding your backhanded compliments. In the interest of humor and an understanding from my time on this board, I will settle for a sensible chuckle. I would like to clarify, however, that I merely omitted certain words due to a paucity of interest in the subject of Grookey. It appears that my likeness has been conflated with that of a non-native, in spite of (or more likely because of) the anonymous nature of this website. I wish to dash those preconceived notions in the interest of truth while only disclosing a modest amount of personal information. I humbly apologize if my response was too verbose, as I lack the talent to supplement the length of my post with the necessary humor, as it were.