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>>45417903
>go onto the pokenet
>look at the pokeporn
>accidentaly see a magaby
>pokepolice come after you
>have to live life on the run
>develop a deep loathing of fire-types
>sail the seas anonymously for years
>decades later realize that wasn't a pirate crew you joined, it was Team Aqua

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 18:25:45 No.45418581 Report

Quoted By: >>45418622 >>45418638 >>45418656 >>45420430 >>45420458 >>45420505

>>45418321
Hahahahahaha lmfao pokeporn dude epic!!!! The internet is implied to exist in Pokemon therefore the first thing that comes to my mind is porn!!!!!!!
Sexsexsexsexsexsex pornpornpornpornpornporn get it I can only coom hahahaaha lmfao porn is so goddamb funny lmao lol i can only think of sex and porn lmfao cooooom xDDDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 18:30:53 No.45418610 Report

Quoted By: >>45418636 >>45420448 >>45420460 >>45421416 >>45423688

>>45417891
Smart Watches and phones in the pokegear were fine, but an actual phone? This is too far!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 18:32:29 No.45418622 Report

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>>45418581
do you need help

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 18:34:09 No.45418636 Report

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>>45418610
At least the pokegear and pokenav worked like phones, this pokedex just looks like a phone, and npcs can use it like one but not the player

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Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 18:34:14 No.45418638 Report

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>>45418581
This but unironically

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 18:36:31 No.45418656 Report

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>>45418581
Go outside. Or get off the internet, at the very least.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 18:37:56 No.45418665 Report

Quoted By: >>45420459 >>45421773

>>45417903
I really wouldn't mind if the Pokdex just became an app on a smart device that had a bunch of mechanics in the game if it means that the Pokdex is actually fucking USEFUL.

TELL ME HOW POKEMON EVOLVE IF I DISCOVER IT, OR WHAT LEVEL THEY LEARN MOVES AT, OR WHAT MOVES THEY'RE CAPABLE OF LEARNING VIA TM, OR EGG GROUPS FUCK!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 22:15:31 No.45420412 Report

Quoted By: >>45421782

>>45417896
rotom dex best dex

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 22:17:06 No.45420430 Report

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>>45418581
I thought he just said that because you can look up porn in gta?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 22:17:15 No.45420433 Report

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Bump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 22:18:42 No.45420448 Report

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>>45418610
It's not that it's a phone, it's the fact that a phone replaced the pokedex, and gf keeps shoving rotom down everyone's throat. I used to like rotom before they srarted making it into a slave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 22:19:48 No.45420458 Report

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>>45418581
This but unironically

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 22:20:07 No.45420459 Report

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>>45418665
I would love being able to have information about the game in game instead of having to look it up on my actually phone. Also I would like if instead of trying to make pokedexs into phones they just modernized the pokedex so it still has a reason to exist as a specialized tool like it was an insanely good camera and has all information about pokemon downloaded on it or something that gives it a purpose besides seeing what pokemon you have seen and caught

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Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 22:20:09 No.45420460 Report

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>>45418610

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Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 22:21:39 No.45420473 Report

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does anyone have that pic of the guy who coomed on the rotom dex?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 22:25:39 No.45420505 Report

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>>45418581
Take meds, schizo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 00:15:18 No.45421416 Report

Quoted By: >>45423727

>>45418610
There's two problems with this.
1) Pokemon always had its own technology, now it's just a generic phone. It's also being treated as if it's somehow more advanced than what they already had, even though it's not.
2) They replaced the Pokedex with a phone. Think about what that means.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 01:01:28 No.45421773 Report

Quoted By: >>45423596

>>45418665
Modern Pokedex should at least have:
-Description
-Area
-Cry
-Forms
-Size/Weight comparison
-Base stats
-Evolution methods
-Egg group
-Abilities
-Catch ratio
-Common held items
-Compatible TMs/TRs
And languages should already be availiable and not unlocked by trading with people from that specific language. Extra points if they also have a "simulation" mode where you can theorically build a Pokemon so you can have an idea of how it works and to see if it's worth on your team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 01:02:33 No.45421782 Report

Quoted By: >>45421795

>>45417896
>>45420412

the piece of shit that interrupts game play and never shuts the fuck up?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 01:05:07 No.45421795 Report

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>>45421782
still better than pokemon go shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 05:08:43 No.45423549 Report

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>>45420505
Go play Traffic,Psycho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 05:15:56 No.45423596 Report

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>>45421773
At that point you just play showdown

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 05:35:08 No.45423688 Report

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>>45418610
>i prefer to what pokegadget look like cheap toy thanks you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 05:39:14 No.45423727 Report

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>>45421416
PokeDexes were just the new game console each saga for Nintendo. Smart phones have been the thing for a decade now. Why wouldn’t they innovate? Plenty of anime have iPad and Smartphones. Look at Digimon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 05:54:52 No.45423825 Report

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it makes sense for modern setting to have a pokedex in your phone, but if the pokedex is meant to be an app, they should remember those apps give you way more info than "height/weight"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 11:27:34 No.45425162 Report

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>>45423727
>PokeDexes were just the new game console each saga for Nintendo
EXACTLY. They were either based on the current console, or they were their own advanced technology that doesn't exist IRL. Now they're replacing both of those with phones. Soon they'll replace the main games with Pokemon Go entirely.

>Why wouldn’t they innovate?
That's not innovation, neither IRL nor in the Pokemon world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 12:43:01 No.45425455 Report

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>>45417891
is the modern smart phone the peak of handheld device design? it was always cool to see the pokedex evolve with each generation into a more slick design, but I can't see where they would go now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 13:45:02 No.45425764 Report

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Rotom Dex in base sun and moon was the best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 15:34:01 No.45426300 Report

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>>45423596
why not? I think it would be great

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