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Anonymous Mon 16 Nov 2020 01:48:06 No.45441612 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>45441675 >>45441690 >>45441694 >>45441697 >>45441916 >>45442174

HEY YOU!
yes you, you disgusting fat american piggu
We at Gamefreak are planning the release of the Diamond and Pearl remakes really soon™ BUT we dont know (haha) how to implement dmax/gmax in NU Sinnoh, so this is where you step in to help us, your favorite videogame developers of 2020. How would (you) implement this awesome feature in the new games?
>inb4 i wouldnt lole
shut the fuck up stupid gaijin that was not the question

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Nov 2020 01:49:03 No.45441620 Report

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Have it so that in this timeline, Eternatus flew over Sinnoh and imbued it with Dynamax energy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Nov 2020 01:56:26 No.45441675 Report

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>>45441612
Scrap dp remakes altogether and make a fully fleshed out ptcg game featuring every card printed and every format/era +a full story mode where you go region to region building decks and collecting cards from those generations/formats to fight characters/trainers who use real decks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Nov 2020 01:58:06 No.45441690 Report

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>>45441612
Please no Doodoomax GF-sama

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Nov 2020 01:58:25 No.45441694 Report

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>>45441612
>We at Gamefreak are planning the release of the Diamond and Pearl remakes really soon™
Huh?

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Anonymous Mon 16 Nov 2020 01:58:53 No.45441697 Report

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>>45441612
Arceus got bored and decided to look at what his legendary children were doing.
After finding out about Eternatus and Dynamax, Arceus thought it was such a hilariously bad idea that he wanted to implement it in Sinnoh to meme on the residents.
Now there's Dynamax spots under every gym and the Pokemon League because Arceus intentionally put them there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Nov 2020 02:08:48 No.45441793 Report

Quoted By: >>45441800

Anti-Matter is actually Dynamax™ energy, and Origin Giratina looks kinda like Eternatus so new dynamax form where Giratina is a massive space hand.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Nov 2020 02:09:53 No.45441800 Report

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>>45441793
i dont know anon giratina with a hand coming out of its ass would be kinda weird

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Anonymous Mon 16 Nov 2020 02:22:57 No.45441916 Report

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>>45441612
Scrap the walking park and underground, replacing them for open roaming wild areas. Dens can come from these open areas.
Take your fan favorite SINOOOOOOH pokemon and make Gmax forms
>Garchomp
>Weavile
>Lucario
>Lopunny
I mean I think Pokemon like Vespiquen, Lumineon, Krikitune, Shieldon, and Magmortar would benifite more from these but Gamefreak wants fan service first and balance second.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Nov 2020 02:49:01 No.45442174 Report

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>>45441612
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Anonymous Mon 16 Nov 2020 02:50:25 No.45442190 Report

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>>45442174
ok bro but what about the dynamax

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Nov 2020 02:52:08 No.45442200 Report

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alt universe where eternatus' meteor fractured and many shards fell in other regions

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