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Anonymous Wed 18 Nov 2020 08:26:59 No.45462827 View View Reply Original Report

>someone tries to jump up and kick me with only half hp
>they miss and fucking die right in front of me
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Nov 2020 08:36:08 No.45462872 Report

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>visit an acupuncturist
>they treat me to the full package
>suddenly feel nimble, twice as fast
>tfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Nov 2020 08:36:50 No.45462876 Report

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>mfw Im chad Regirock

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Nov 2020 08:38:01 No.45462882 Report

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>>45462827
This happens to me all the time. I love being tall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Nov 2020 08:53:32 No.45462943 Report

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>>45462827
>Cum into my hand
>Drink it
>half of hp is restored

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Nov 2020 11:23:21 No.45463497 Report

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>>45462827
>shits on his hand
>throws it on me
>i'm now badly poisoned

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Nov 2020 14:57:16 No.45464667 Report

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>>45463497
nothing personal, kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Nov 2020 16:53:32 No.45465559 Report

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>tries to hammer a nail with my homemade mallet made of wood
>mfw I’m about to die after the fifth hit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Nov 2020 17:40:44 No.45465934 Report

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>>45462827
>Take Down
>Opponent stays up

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