>>45535360You'll be part of its daily five
hundred course meal, don't worry one bit.
>>45536729The local police force finally figured out where dozens of people who have been vanishing lately have ended up? Oh well. Bullets won't do a thing when there are several humans -still alive- inside the snake, semi-merged with heaving reeking serpent guts and able to be drained of their remaining energy like sentient health potions (leech seed? giga drain? *useful*). Honestly, they're the lucky ones here. Their death-contribution is accomplished much quicker than their unfortunate and unwilling companions.
Too bad I'm too lazy to write something like this. 
