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Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 19:50:22 No.45503569 View View Reply Original Report

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>"I'm...homosexual..."

How do you react when your pokemon tells you this? Oh, and he can talk because of the magic crystal in his chest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 19:50:46 No.45503575 Report

Quoted By: >>45505955

>>45503569
Release and kill

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 19:51:20 No.45503583 Report

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>>45503569
I rip the magic crystal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 19:51:24 No.45503584 Report

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>>45503569
>Release

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 19:51:53 No.45503588 Report

Quoted By: >>45503637

>>45503569
Forever in the box. Can't release them as they'll just recruit more innocent Pokemon to be faggots or faggot enablers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 19:53:36 No.45503604 Report

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>>45503569
cringe, but at you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 19:56:21 No.45503637 Report

Quoted By: >>45503692

>>45503588
You know people don't decide to be gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 19:57:22 No.45503646 Report

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>>45503569
Get help dawg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 19:58:31 No.45503657 Report

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cool I'm bi

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 19:58:54 No.45503659 Report

Quoted By: >>45503730

>>45503569
Only humans can be so degenerate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 20:01:27 No.45503692 Report

Quoted By: >>45503716 >>45503998 >>45505936 >>45509565

>>45503637
yes they do
a gay man molests a kid and they grow up to be gay
that's how gay people reproduce

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 20:01:55 No.45503696 Report

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>>45503569
Hi homosexual

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 20:02:11 No.45503698 Report

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I only train female pokémon anon. Much less likely to turn out wrong and with a natural desire to breed hard-coded into each.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 20:02:48 No.45503705 Report

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>>45503569
Killing it, like i would do when murdering people from the LGBT would be legal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 20:02:50 No.45503706 Report

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Why does the pokemon fanbase have so many gays?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 20:04:07 No.45503716 Report

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>>45503692
True, this is why we need to exterminate every gays

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 20:05:08 No.45503730 Report

Quoted By: >>45503743 >>45503750 >>45503751 >>45503755

>>45503659
Idiot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals

"No species has been found in which homosexual behaviour has not been shown to exist, with the exception of species that never have sex at all, such as sea urchins and aphis. Moreover, a part of the animal kingdom is hermaphroditic, truly bisexual. For them, homosexuality is not an issue.[25]"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 20:06:08 No.45503743 Report

Quoted By: >>45503775

>>45503730
Fake news

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 20:07:27 No.45503750 Report

Quoted By: >>45503775 >>45503834 >>45503998

>>45503730
pozzed scientists
simple as
animals aren't gay, they just need to stick their dick in something and cum
that's not how gay humans work

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 20:07:44 No.45503751 Report

Quoted By: >>45503762

>>45503730
>Thus, a homosexual orientation, if one can speak of such thing in animals, seems to be a rarity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 20:08:01 No.45503755 Report

Quoted By: >>45503775 >>45506249

>>45503730
Homo stuff in the animal world is 100% rape.
Biologists are a bunch of faggots trying to normalize it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 20:09:21 No.45503762 Report

Quoted By: >>45503780

>>45503751
>One species in which exclusive homosexual orientation occurs, however, is that of domesticated sheep (Ovis aries).[7][8] "About 10% of rams (males), refuse to mate with ewes (females) but do readily mate with other rams.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 20:10:24 No.45503775 Report

Quoted By: >>45503794 >>45507474

>>45503750
>>45503755
>>45503743
Are you in the animal's head? No. so you dont even know what are you talking about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 20:10:47 No.45503780 Report

Quoted By: >>45503815

>>45503762
Want to guess what happens to them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 20:11:39 No.45503794 Report

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>>45503775
They fuck animals often, so they are very familiar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 20:13:27 No.45503815 Report

Quoted By: >>45503836 >>45503863

>>45503780
So what you're saying is that we need to kill every homos for being gay. Is that what are you implying to say?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 20:15:04 No.45503834 Report

Quoted By: >>45503902

>>45503750
So how gay humans work? You said that they want to stick their dick inside another male animals just so they can cum. Isn't that what homosexuality is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 20:15:23 No.45503836 Report

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>>45503815
Just a tip anon, we bait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 20:17:41 No.45503863 Report

Quoted By: >>45503908

>>45503815
Anon they do it themselves. They either kill themselves or grow old, disease riddled, with blown-out assholes, no kids, no family. That is literally the life of a faggot. 69% of all new sexually transmitted HIV cases are fags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 20:18:30 No.45503871 Report

Quoted By: >>45503892

>>45503569
Why would they tell me this? Do Pokemon even have that intelligence? Crystal that make intelligent? I can be rich.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 20:20:40 No.45503892 Report

Quoted By: >>45503904

>>45503871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpq-EVnWBJo

I would probably be like this except "I'm gay lol."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 20:21:28 No.45503902 Report

Quoted By: >>45503998

>>45503834
Gay people would be extremely insulted if you described homosexuality that way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 20:21:37 No.45503904 Report

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>>45503892
The Reboot Movies are enjoyable, but fuck no I am not taking that as canon to my games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 20:22:02 No.45503908 Report

Quoted By: >>45504198

>>45503863
[citation needed, no alt right news please]

also another, do we need to exterminate all homos like what Hitler did?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 20:32:04 No.45503998 Report

Quoted By: >>45505935 >>45507422

>>45503692
That's really awful what you're saying.

>>45503750
How do you think they work?

>>45503902
I'm really not.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 20:37:35 No.45504048 Report

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I dont really think pokemon homosexuality would be like how it is with humans

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 20:51:56 No.45504198 Report

Quoted By: >>45504262

>>45503908
The statistic is from the CDC. First result on google.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 20:58:27 No.45504262 Report

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>>45504198
You didnt even answer my question

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 21:21:57 No.45504456 Report

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>Pikachu, use Thunder Shock!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 23:58:22 No.45505666 Report

Quoted By: >>45505879 >>45505912 >>45506249

Who cares besides retards who need to go back to /pol/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 00:24:37 No.45505879 Report

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>>45505666
>666
nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 00:28:34 No.45505912 Report

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>>45505666
Based demonic trips

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 00:31:39 No.45505935 Report

Quoted By: >>45510472

>>45503998
People become homosexuals as a reaction to the environment they grew up in, its not genetic and you can choose to be gay or not, although that requires an immense self will and strength to overcome

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 00:31:40 No.45505936 Report

Quoted By: >>45506466

>>45503692
So the molested just got addicted? you make no sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 00:33:08 No.45505944 Report

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>>45503569
'Holy shit, a talking Pokemon.'

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 00:34:17 No.45505955 Report

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>>45503575
Fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 01:04:43 No.45506183 Report

Quoted By: >>45507086

>>45503569
that series is pretty good, aside from a few setting details. but its gay so a lot people will never give it a chance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 01:06:57 No.45506200 Report

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>>45503569
Okay *unzips*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 01:13:07 No.45506249 Report

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>>45503755
This thread is retarded but at least 70% of animal sex is rape, gay or not. Look up what ducks do, it's so fucked up lol
>>45505666
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 01:41:07 No.45506466 Report

Quoted By: >>45506486

>>45505936
>you make no sense
it's been scientifically proven
it's not addiction it's them being scarred mentally

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 01:43:01 No.45506486 Report

Quoted By: >>45507356

>>45506466
Look at Richard Dawkins. He was molested as a young boy and thinks "mild pedophilia" is perfectly OK.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 03:11:00 No.45507086 Report

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>>45506183
Dude, it blows from the first five minutes of unnecessarily verbose and retarded exposition

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 03:43:34 No.45507356 Report

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>>45506486
>Richard Dawkins... thinks "mild pedophilia" is perfectly OK.

Source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 03:52:38 No.45507422 Report

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>>45503998
>That's really awful what you're saying.
That's the bitter truth, I'm afraid :/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 04:00:50 No.45507474 Report

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>>45503775
Animal sex is almost always rape, seriously those little fuckers are rape fiends
>Cats have literal barbed rapedicks, to lock and load, and the female who is being fucked REEEEES in displeasure
>Ducks literally evolved corkscrew dicks in order to bypass female Ducks' labyrinth coochies
>Mounting in general, which restrains the fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 08:18:21 No.45509053 Report

Quoted By: >>45509564

Reminder that pedo societies like the Greeks and Romans were also homos

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 10:08:23 No.45509564 Report

Quoted By: >>45510204

>>45509053
but there is nothing wrong with fucking a boy, girls are not that ready, but boys long for sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 10:10:12 No.45509565 Report

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>>45503692
you can't make anyone homo or hetero, people have preferences that can be hardly alerted, if you are not homo, then you are not homo, end of the story

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 13:11:23 No.45510204 Report

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>>45509564
Neck yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 13:22:53 No.45510234 Report

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>>45503569
"prove it"

*Drops shorts*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 14:09:21 No.45510472 Report

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>>45505935
Why should they go through it?

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