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Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 21:41:01 No.45504613 View View Reply Original Report

Would you...?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 21:42:05 No.45504622 Report

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>>45504613
Have a bad time? Probably

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Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 21:42:27 No.45504625 Report

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>>45504613
ye

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 21:44:51 No.45504644 Report

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>tfw no ethereal glowing eldritch goddess gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 21:48:49 No.45504666 Report

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>>45504622

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Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 21:50:14 No.45504681 Report

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>>45504613
DUH DUH DA DUH

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Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 21:51:29 No.45504694 Report

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>>45504613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82DJUDS_S7Y

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 21:52:04 No.45504698 Report

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>>45504613
Truly a soulless entity

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 21:54:34 No.45504719 Report

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>>45504613
thats cool as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 22:17:37 No.45504893 Report

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Is she gonna swallow my soul? If not, sure, idgaf.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 22:19:18 No.45504905 Report

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Beta Elio

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 22:22:37 No.45504934 Report

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>>45504613
Kiryu-chan~!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 22:29:07 No.45504989 Report

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>>45504622
Get dunked on

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 22:54:36 No.45505195 Report

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>>45504613
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAA HELP ME NIGGERMAN IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 23:32:36 No.45505486 Report

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>>45504905
Man, what we got was such a downgrade. Though I'll admit hes better for porn than the beta version

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Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 00:26:15 No.45505889 Report

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>>45504905
Kinda looks like a young fisherman with that vest

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 00:44:25 No.45506050 Report

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>>45505486
Kill yourself, sexually depraved faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 00:45:59 No.45506070 Report

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>>45504613
https://youtu.be/suG-na1SkGU

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 00:58:37 No.45506153 Report

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>>45504622
>>45504681
>>45504694
>>45504989
cringé

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 01:01:12 No.45506166 Report

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>>45504613
She looks dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 04:46:36 No.45507767 Report

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>>45506050
have sex fundie

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 05:45:03 No.45508198 Report

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>>45504613
this is just what scottish people look like irl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 05:46:28 No.45508206 Report

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>>45504622
fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 11:01:39 No.45509708 Report

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>>45504613
I want some nsfw fanart of her

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 11:06:47 No.45509728 Report

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>>45504613
So the final gloria got memed into being a scottish stereotype quite successfully, what are the chances proto gloria gets memed as a creepypasta or at least some bizarre FoTM? Do people even write game creepypasta anymore?

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Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 11:07:43 No.45509732 Report

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>>45507767
You first virgin

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Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 12:14:19 No.45509949 Report

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>>45509728
Zero.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 12:18:27 No.45509969 Report

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>>45504613
Proto Gloria and final Gloria are the same, that's just a glitch of the rendering engine

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 12:18:33 No.45509970 Report

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>>45504613
This isnt beta Gloria. Its Gloria being loaded with the textures for the beta lets go girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 12:44:39 No.45510098 Report

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>>45504622
oof

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Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 14:19:33 No.45510522 Report

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>>45504613
0_o

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Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 14:32:46 No.45510601 Report

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>>45506153
actual cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 18:01:33 No.45511938 Report

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>>45504613
I wanna cum in that hole

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 18:06:17 No.45511974 Report

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>Gamefreak rushes even their beta models

The absolute state

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 18:21:35 No.45512102 Report

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>>45504666
>>45504666
samefag satan

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Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 21:04:59 No.45513434 Report

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>>45504622
>>45504681
>>45504694
BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST A THEORY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 22:30:56 No.45514080 Report

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>>45504613
She's a glowing Scottish cylops, you'd have more luck finding all the shiny Lapras in Lake Miloch than have a go with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Nov 2020 02:02:23 No.45515783 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Tue 24 Nov 2020 02:13:19 No.45515891 Report

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>>45504613
wtf, but shills said pokemon looked bad because importing didn't work, turns out all models had issues ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Nov 2020 02:15:07 No.45515906 Report

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>>45509728
I can write a creepypasta about her if you want

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Nov 2020 06:14:34 No.45517512 Report

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>>45515906
do eet

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Anonymous Tue 24 Nov 2020 08:09:43 No.45518127 Report

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>>45504613
WHADDYA THINK OF THAT YA DYNAMAXIN'

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Anonymous Tue 24 Nov 2020 09:08:08 No.45518370 Report

Quoted By: >>45518376 >>45518432

>>45517512
>Sword and Shield just released
>Don't want to spend 60 dollars on that crap
>Decide to go to a garage sale instead, as those things always have funny Pokemon bootlegs from Vietnam or whatever
>The one I go to is run by a family of 5, a mom, a dad, two children, and an old man with sunken eyes and tattered clothing
>I walk past the old man, avoiding eye contact
>"Hey there sonny, you like Pokemon?"
>I turn around
>In one hand the Old man is holding a copy of Sword, it looks like it's been through Hell, in the other what looks like to be an eye in a jar
>Not only that, a shitty photoshop of Gloria with white hair is in Zacian's place
>The name is "Pokemon: My Deceased Wife Version" instead of "Pokemon Sword"
>I ignore that, and ask him how he knows I knew I liked Pokemon
>He points to my Pikachu onsie
>Ask him how much he wants for the game
>"Only 50 cents."
>Score.jpg
>Give him a 10 cent tip
>Start to walk away when I hear him shout "Take care of my wife!"
>What I thought I heard at the time was "Goodbye, then" so I didn't think much of it
>Get home and open the box
>Inside is a switch cartridge that looks like it survived being flushed down a toilet and a
>Use gloves as I slip it into my switch
>It_works.png
>Boot up the game and see that there's already a save file and decide to check it out
>There could be something really cool in there, I think to myself
>First thing I see is pic related
>Its_probably_a_glitch.gif
Will continue in another post

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Nov 2020 09:09:36 No.45518376 Report

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>>45518370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVq1Sc8C3dg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKAoJ5oxfeI required listening

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Nov 2020 09:11:32 No.45518385 Report

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>>45518376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og5I5XBgXb8

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Nov 2020 09:23:04 No.45518432 Report

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>>45518370
>I decide to check my party, looking to see if there's any shinies
>The only Pokemon she has is a Trevanant named "___"
>It's not even shiny, and the level is 0
>Ignore it and decide to look around more
>Nothing is in my bag except an item called "Obituary"
>I only have 50 pokedollars
>My trainer is named "Wifey"
>I close up out of that, and when I do, my character has spawned in an area that I didn't even know existed in game
>It looks like a club
>For some reason, the option to clothes the game is gone
>I go to bed, still leaving the game on because I didn't want to deal with it
>That night I had a really weird dream
>I'm in that club now, and there's a lady giving me a lap dance
>There's a song playing, and I recognize it but I can't remember the name
>The lady giving me a lap dance turns around
>She looks just like the white haired Gloria, but older
>MUCH older
>Holy shit, she's like 89 years old!
>Wake up in a cold sweat
>My switch has since ran out of power
>Take out the cartridge and decide to return it to the garage sale
>Go back to the 24/7 garage sale, but the old man isn't there
>It's just the family of four
>Ask the parents where the old man went
>"We don't have an old man, it's just the four of us."
>I ask them who sold me the cartridge I'm holding in my hands
>The parents go pale in the face and ask me to leave
>I'm driving home when the radio starts fucking up
>The song from my dream starts playing, but it's distorted and I can't make it out
>Radio won't turn off, even after I rip it out of my car

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Nov 2020 09:37:11 No.45518482 Report

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>>45518432
>I look at the cartridge in my palm, and the appearance has changed
>Pokemon Birthday version
>I shrug it off, maybe I just never got a good look at it
>Boot it up again, for some reason
>My name is now Shawty
>I'm in the Pokemon center and confetti is falling down
>Everyone in the Pokemon center is all missing one eye and has hyper realistic white hair
>I'm about to leave the Pokemon center when my phone starts ringing
>Pokemon Go is calling
>I pick it up
>It hangs up immediately
>I check the app itself, and it seems like a new Pokestop is open
>It's a fucking headstone of someone named Gloria Oldmanswife
>Take a closer look at the image provided
>Her birthday was the release of Sword and Shield
>I take a look at my TV screen
>It's that fucking old woman from my dream, and she looks hyper realistic in a way that the Nintendo Switch could never handle
>Turn off the TV
>I get into my car and drive to the Pokestop, but not after picking up Get Rich or Die Tryin' by 50 Cent and some flowers
>It_just_felt_right.mp4
>Pull up to the graveyard
>Place the flowers and the 50 Cent album on the grave of Gloria Oldmanswife
>I pray
>Go back to my car, feeling like the curse has been lifted
>My radio is acting all fucky again

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Nov 2020 09:45:54 No.45518513 Report

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>>45518482
>I shout "What the fuck is it now?" at my radio
>The radio fucking speaks
>"That was the wrong graaaaveeee..."
>I sigh, get out of the car, and walk by to the grave
>Sure enough, the grave I placed the flowers on has the wrong birthdate
>Right next to it is another grave labelled "Gloria Oldmanswife" with November 15th 1920 - November 14th 2009 as the birthday
>I place the offerings for her, and as I do, I see what's written below her name and birthday
>"You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub"
>I smile, knowing that she's in the club of heaven now and that her curse has been lifted
>I turn around and see the old man, he's transparent as if he's a ghost
>He puts his hand on my shoulder
>"Thanks sonny, I can finally be with my shawty once more."
>I pick up a cake from Costco on my way home
>Go shawty
>It's your birthday
>We gonna party like it's your birthday

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Nov 2020 15:20:20 No.45519713 Report

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Too kino for Game Freak

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Nov 2020 15:30:20 No.45519765 Report

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>>45504613
mi6

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Anonymous Tue 24 Nov 2020 15:32:37 No.45519778 Report

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>>45504622
marowak intensifies

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Anonymous Tue 24 Nov 2020 15:47:45 No.45519896 Report

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Anonymous Tue 24 Nov 2020 15:50:31 No.45519916 Report

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>>45509728
the ben drowned guy recently finished the story

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