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Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:12:03 No.45533635 View View Reply Original Report

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>anon what's mating press?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:12:50 No.45533640 Report

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a technique I practice with my pokemon every night

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:15:24 No.45533646 Report

Quoted By: >>45535349

>>45533635
"You're too young to know about something like that, Lillie."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:19:11 No.45533667 Report

Quoted By: >>45533680

>>45533635
I bet she knows what it is and is just playing dumb to get you to show her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:19:29 No.45533671 Report

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>>45533635
i don't know either

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:20:45 No.45533678 Report

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Ask your mother, I'm off to mating press my Primarina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:21:32 No.45533680 Report

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have you been browsing /vp/ lillie?? stay away from that place, it's filled with pedophiles and pokefuckers like >>45533667 this guy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:21:32 No.45533681 Report

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...Wait a minute, is this another attempt at trying to get me to fuck you again? I already told you no!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:24:18 No.45533697 Report

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>>45533635
Kill yourself OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:24:59 No.45533704 Report

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>>45533635
Google it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:26:03 No.45533712 Report

Quoted By: >>45533733

C'mon, Lillie, you know I love the cutesy act, but we already have a 1 yo daughter. Let's just wait a year or so to have another baby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:26:44 No.45533718 Report

Quoted By: >>45533733

>>45533635
Let me show you, lie down over there

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:27:03 No.45533723 Report

Quoted By: >>45533733

>>45533635
A "mating press" is a sexual position wherein the female lies on her back with her legs elevated while the male lies down on top of her "pressing" her downward in the process of coitus.

Now that you know the theory, let's move on to practical application!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:28:19 No.45533733 Report

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>>45533712
>>45533718
>>45533723

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Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:28:33 No.45533736 Report

Quoted By: >>45533856 >>45534006

>>45533635
Hawlucha's signature move
But for some reason, your mom knows the move too and she demonstrated it on me
It was amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:29:47 No.45533744 Report

Quoted By: >>45533781

>>45533635
>Yet another cringy role playing thread dedicated to sexualizing a fictional girl.
Anyone participating in this deserves the rope.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:35:30 No.45533781 Report

Quoted By: >>45533798 >>45533806 >>45533811 >>45533869

>>45533744
>NOOOOOOOO DON'T SEXUALIZE THE HECKIN PICTURINOS!!!1

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:38:01 No.45533798 Report

Quoted By: >>45533825

>>45533781
Role playing threads are max level cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:39:24 No.45533806 Report

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>>45533781
Don't be fucking annoying is more like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:40:57 No.45533811 Report

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>>45533781
anal

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:43:35 No.45533825 Report

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>>45533798
>>45533806
Keep pretending you have an excuse for your blatant puritanism. You might even be able to convince yourself, someday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:45:14 No.45533836 Report

Quoted By: >>45533846

>>45533825
I fuck real adult women. I don't get horny over 9 year olds in Pokemon. You're fucking pathetic and will never have real sex.
>3D bad
You can't have sex with a drawing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:46:38 No.45533841 Report

Quoted By: >>45533856

wheres the reverse mating press

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:47:44 No.45533846 Report

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>>45533836
So you're either a woman or a male feminist, and thus not worth listening to. Noted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:48:30 No.45533850 Report

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>>45533635
/vp/ has turned me gay with its obsession over underaged waifu shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:48:39 No.45533852 Report

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>Another roleplaying thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:49:24 No.45533856 Report

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>>45533841
>>45533736

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:50:43 No.45533869 Report

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>>45533781
I CAN'T HANDLE GIRLS THAT ARE PRETTIER THAN ME

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:51:24 No.45533878 Report

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>>45533850
Anon, you were already gay. It's just too bad that now you're a faggot, too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:51:56 No.45533882 Report

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>>45533846
Of course I couldn't expect you to understand something simple. Your mental illness makes you want to fuck little girls.
>BUT THEYRE NOT REAL!!!
Doesn't matter, the character you want to fuck is canonically a child and also looks like one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:52:27 No.45533888 Report

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>>45533850
toasty roastie

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:53:03 No.45533893 Report

Quoted By: >>45534277 >>45534337

>>45533878
Rather be gay than a pedophile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 02:56:27 No.45533914 Report

Quoted By: >>45533951

op posts 1 line of green text
anons start going turbo autists, parroting sexuality and mental illness
easier (You)s than /pol/ and /b/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 03:01:43 No.45533943 Report

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>>45533635
Ok, Lillie. Let me call Marnie so we can give you a live demostration.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 03:02:39 No.45533951 Report

Quoted By: >>45534178

>>45533914
That's what happens when /vp/ mods encourage and celebrate such behavior.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 03:03:47 No.45533957 Report

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>>45533856
nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 03:04:41 No.45533960 Report

Quoted By: >>45533975 >>45533977

VP is 80% harmless pedos, 5% actual pedos, and 15% virgins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 03:04:59 No.45533961 Report

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Imagine thinking any fictional girl would want your smelly little chodes if she was real lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 03:06:41 No.45533975 Report

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>>45533960
>15% virgins
you are approximately 84.99% off anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 03:07:22 No.45533977 Report

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>>45533960
how about meme pedos
the ones that arent really pedos and are just memeing along

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Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 03:08:48 No.45533991 Report

Quoted By: >>45534007

>>45533635
you don't need to know, you're too young, now excuse me, me and my wife pic related are going to go out to have a nice time together

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 03:10:27 No.45534006 Report

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>>45533736
you already know what i'm gonna ask...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 03:10:47 No.45534007 Report

Quoted By: >>45534020

>>45533991
why is your wife male? shouldn't it be a husband?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 03:12:38 No.45534020 Report

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>>45534007
yeah, true.

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Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 03:14:48 No.45534031 Report

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>>45533635
I wish I had Lillie pictures. Take an Abby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 03:15:28 No.45534035 Report

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>>45534031
I wish you would kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 03:44:50 No.45534178 Report

Quoted By: >>45534271

>>45533951
they visit this board?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 03:51:30 No.45534211 Report

Quoted By: >>45534220

>>45533635
i hear it gives recoil damage if not done in the anus

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 03:53:06 No.45534220 Report

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>>45534211
hey mr. anon, could you tell me something about uranus?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 04:02:59 No.45534271 Report

Quoted By: >>45534286

>>45534178
If you call someone the p-word, yep. And quickly too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 04:03:53 No.45534277 Report

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>>45533893
Enjoy your AIDS, I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 04:05:00 No.45534286 Report

Quoted By: >>45534699

>>45534271
The p-word gets thrown around a lot that I find your claim hard to believe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 04:11:06 No.45534337 Report

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>>45533893
what's the difference?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 04:43:54 No.45534699 Report

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>>45534286
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/search/text/pedo%2A/deleted/deleted/
Look at that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 04:49:40 No.45534735 Report

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>>45534699
I'm surprised they haven't filtered the word if they are going that far to delete all those posts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 04:56:09 No.45534774 Report

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Anyone have that comic where Lillie walks into a room only to find chicken-chan being sucked by Lusamine? i need it please

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 05:06:35 No.45534847 Report

Quoted By: >>45534983

>>45533635
Here, let me demonstrate.
Not on you, obviously.
Ask your mom to come in here and maybe she'll let you watch us.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 05:25:36 No.45534983 Report

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>>45534847

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 05:44:29 No.45535097 Report

Quoted By: >>45535262

>>45533977
I do this for no other purpose than filtering people away from /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 06:09:48 No.45535262 Report

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>>45535097
What a hero

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 06:13:40 No.45535290 Report

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>>45534277
You can get AIDS from women too you stupid fucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 06:20:56 No.45535349 Report

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>>45533646
based

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