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Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2020 22:44:20 No.45588641 View View Reply Original Report

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what would you do in such a situation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2020 22:45:18 No.45588648 Report

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>>45588641
impregnate

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2020 22:45:48 No.45588653 Report

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>>45588641
sit on the couch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2020 22:46:28 No.45588657 Report

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I don't own an Absol so I let it out

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2020 22:48:02 No.45588664 Report

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Push it off and beat it up since it knows it's not allowed on my couch or lap

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2020 22:48:30 No.45588668 Report

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>>45588641

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2020 22:49:53 No.45588682 Report

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>>45588641
take my meds, I'm hallucinating
pokemon aren't real

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2020 22:54:22 No.45588708 Report

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>>45588641
Headpat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2020 23:03:28 No.45588754 Report

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>>45588641
think to myself how much of a disappointment i am for unironically catching an absol, then release it in the name of N

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2020 23:05:00 No.45588766 Report

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The demons that follow me around would just grab it by the horn, pull it off my lap, and maul it to death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2020 23:25:10 No.45588928 Report

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>>45588641
copious amounts of pets, scritches, hugs, snuggles, and pray I don't get hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 01:37:44 No.45589782 Report

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>>45588682
Best one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 01:39:01 No.45589792 Report

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>>45588641
Pet it, duh. What would you do if a dog jumped up on your lap?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 03:17:30 No.45590542 Report

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>>45588641
Wtf absol! You are heavy get off

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 03:28:14 No.45590636 Report

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What else? Wait for disaster.

>>45588928
What happens if you do?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 03:31:19 No.45590661 Report

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>>45588641
I train my Absol to be more like dis:

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 03:32:24 No.45590671 Report

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>>45590636
apologize profusely and start crying or some shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 08:14:25 No.45592434 Report

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hug

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 08:20:50 No.45592456 Report

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I would pet it, obviously.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 08:33:37 No.45592530 Report

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Probably suffer some kind of injury to my legs due to the combined weight of an excited Absol and Ninetales perched on my lap. But then again, I'd likely suffer anaphylactic shock due to the overdose of cute, fluffy things too and not have to worry about broken legs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 08:35:18 No.45592540 Report

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>>45592530
too much ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 08:55:29 No.45592625 Report

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>>45592530
>injury to legs
>broken legs
Dude did you even get a girl sat on your lap or legs? They weight more of these pokémon and nobody ever got their lap/legs broken from that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 09:13:59 No.45592710 Report

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>>45592625
Can get more than a broken leg from them kid. Claws can cut, muscles get fatigued and crotches tend to err on the squishy side. That their combined weight is greater than mine also gives me concern. But as I said, I'd still go for it and to hell with the consequences.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 10:23:20 No.45593020 Report

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>>45592710
>both combined weight 66,9 kg
It's not so much if you think about it. It's not about really how much you weight actually, because you as a human can sustain a certain weight. They could cut and scratch you of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 10:24:23 No.45593023 Report

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>>45592710
>>45593020
Also, i don't know how much room you could have on your lap for having both together at the same time on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 10:29:34 No.45593045 Report

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>>45593023
Very litte. I'm 5'5" and the heaviest I've weighed over the last 5 years is 65kg.
Like I said though, to hell with the consequences.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 11:43:23 No.45593278 Report

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>>45593045
imagine being a manlet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 11:45:39 No.45593288 Report

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>>45588641
Ask if there is a disaster and if it indicates yes go fix it and if no go to sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 11:46:11 No.45593289 Report

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>>45593278
Not that bad. Every 6 footer in the kitchen's my reaching bitch. 'Least I embrace my short-arsedness instead of getting lifts or forbidding the woman from wearing heels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 11:47:44 No.45593296 Report

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>>45593289
Short British lads are different to squat American manlets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 11:50:14 No.45593305 Report

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>>45588641
*high intensity rape noises*
Idk you tell me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 17:27:42 No.45594939 Report

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feel what's under the mane

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 17:59:51 No.45595200 Report

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>>45594939
Post the follow up you coward

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 18:00:48 No.45595211 Report

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>>45588641
pet the absol and rub its tummy. it behaves like a dog, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 21:51:33 No.45596937 Report

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>>45588641
Pet it.

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