>be transferring up my Paratroopa loadout for years through Mario Kart Garage™
>Have loads of fun taking this setup through the different modes on the GCN games
>Nintendo announces Mario Kart HOME™
>Okay cool, been paying the measly $5 fee for Garage anyway and it might be a cool idea for them to let us do something with our loadouts for a little bit more
>Fast forward 2008
>Hideki Konno himself announces that Mario Kart Wii won't be including all the characters from past titles
>Okay sure whatever, I'm sure Wii will have tons of new ones, Mario Kart already has a huge roster compared to the average racing game which has less than a fraction of that
>MKHome is announced to cost $16 on top of the Nintendo Wii Online™ fee AND you need the original Garage sub to transfer up
>Swallow my shit and say whatever, at least it'll have some features to make my paratroopa play an active role while waiting for the next game
>MKWii releases
>Paratroopa not in
>HOME releases
>It's the same shit as Garage but with new JPGs instead of sprites
>MK7 releases
>Paratroopa still not in
>MK8 releases
>Paratroopa still not in
>Nintendo announces MK8 will get DLC
>Paratroopa still not in
>At this point it's been 9 years since Paratroopa was in a game. I've spent over $144 on HOME subscriptions alone just to keep my loadout in the fucking cloud
>Nintendo announces MK8 is getting a deluxe version for the Switch, with a revamped and battle mode just like the fans were clamoring for on Wii U
>thisisit.jpg
>Paratroopa still not in
What the actual fuck? They brought Metal fucking Mario from two games ago back but can't be assed to include Paratroopa that hasn't appeared in a game for over a decade, and then they're CHARGING us for it?
>inb4 "lol you just hate the game because you're crying about shitkarts like paratroopa"
fuck off