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>>had the best dad of the world >>we always used to play the gen 2 games togheter after school, dad really loved me and my bro >>one day, I came back from school >>mom was all furious, angry and stuff >>I asked what happened and where dad is >>She told me he broke up with her, got another woman and a kid >>didnt understand the world >>went to my room, after 5 hours I realised dad would not come back >>was really sad, started crying and stuff >>one month passed, not a single sign from dad >>the next 3 months, sadness changed to anger >>how could he just leave me without even saying goodbye
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>>I started to play the pokemon games religiously to cope with my frustrations >>shutting out my friends and quit school to endlessly play every pokemon game >>watched every epsiode of the anime and collected all the merchandise >>years passed and my emotional intelligence degraded furthermore >>I started to forget about my dad >>live on monthly tugboat with my mom as an adult >>posted images of underaged pokegirls on imageboards all the time >>I rarely leaving my own bedroom after all these years >>one day, my aunt called me saying my dad was about to die of cancer >>didn't give a flying fuck, he forgot me >>didn't even bothering visiting him >>I just kept sharing and fapping these pokegirl images on /vp/ >>I didn't even attended at my dad's funeral >>did not shed a single tear >>only kept beating my meat to the 94715387th Marnie image >>3 days later, my mom gave me an fucking huge basket full of letters>>said that it was from my dad to me and she was sorry that she didn't gave them to me >>my heart crushed >>moments of silence, then went banana and hit mom in face and stuff >>later went to dads flat to take things and stuff >>there was no fucking other family >>it was one-man-flat, one bed >>and in the middle of the living room >>in the middle of the living room >>there was a picture of me, my brother, my mom... >>and in the background, there was a japanese businessman with a smug face expression >>that businessman was my mom's lover, Junichi Masuda Anonymous
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>>45705164 this pasta is old as shit
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>>45705164 >>45705166 >>45705204 more please? haven't laughed like that in a while.
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>HAVE BBNDEXERS GONE TOO FAR?? >NATIONAL DEX SUPPORTER POSTS SLANDER ABOUT MASUDA >"they must be stopped! You can't just accuse someone of domestic infidelity and claim it to be satire! This is a serious issue!" >*Goes on to punch holes in the wall, send death threats to anyone who expresses concern for the series, and call for the genocide of all BBNDexers*
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>>45705164 /vp/ is atleast self-aware of their degradation.
