ITT: Post the favorite Pokemon of your exes and why you broke up. Others make assumptions.

Ditto: She had body issues, some personality disorder and became anorexic *as a fetish*. She was pretty abusive both of me and her roommates in college. She pushed me away and cheated on me by fucking off to the Netherlands (we were in the US) to shack up with a forty year old Dutch giant because she liked weed.

Sylveon: She was a narcissist and likely had borderline personality disorder. Super petite and pretty and had a pixie cut look because as a teen she'd gone through a phase identifying as a boy. Once she realized she'd gotten hot and could get guys she used Tinder to cheat on me. Her idea of a 10 used the fuck out of her for a month and she came crawling back to me when she realized he was never going to date her. I told her nothx.