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Quoted By: >>45787535 >>45787539 >>45787543
>be me
>almost finished high school when Pokemon Go was released, kissless virgin
>everyone obsessed
>go out with a few people from school to hunt
>ends up just being me and this one girl
>I catch a shiny
>she tells me she'll let me hit it if she can have it
>hand her my phone to let her trade it over
>she fucking transfers it
>her logic is "I didn't get the shiny so you don't get pussy"
>mfw I don't have pussy or a shiny
fuck you niantic it's all your fault
>almost finished high school when Pokemon Go was released, kissless virgin
>everyone obsessed
>go out with a few people from school to hunt
>ends up just being me and this one girl
>I catch a shiny
>she tells me she'll let me hit it if she can have it
>hand her my phone to let her trade it over
>she fucking transfers it
>her logic is "I didn't get the shiny so you don't get pussy"
>mfw I don't have pussy or a shiny
fuck you niantic it's all your fault
