I'm sorry /vp/ but Bulbasaur (and evolutions) is FUCKING SHIT I always picked him because I felt pity, I wasted MY FIRST starter pick for this ugly boring faggot FROG beta sissy grass type instead of picking the BADASS fucking dragon, why the fuck am I like this? why did I waste my starter virginity for this ugly disgusting piece of fucking SHIT pokemon when I could fly with the badass fire dragon? even the faggot Squirtle had MOTHERFUCKING CANNONS but NO I had to pick the queer gwass type pokemon that hits with faggy leafs