Why have you not yet accepted that Pokemon isn’t about the Pokemon anymore? Why do you think SwSh’s human characters were infinitely more interesting than any of the mons on its woefully truncated dex? Why do you think, despite how badly DeNA initially handled Masters, it’s still alive despite being a mediocre gacha game?

GameFreak is targeting coomers now. Embrace waifus and husbandos. This is the new normal.