>>45814101Team Rocket/Villain Admin.
FUCK 10 year old prodigies, FUCK legendaries, FUCK anyone not on our side. I'd be top brass of whatever organization I'm on, because being a leader is too much work. My focus would be in key-mission supervision (we are NOT getting foiled near the second fucking gym because someone decided to send all our shitters and ONLY THE SHITTERS to take care of things) and internal affairs. I'd be a big bro to the lower ranks and the noobies, coaching them into battling better, sniffing out the spies and turncoats, hanging up decorations around the hideout for the holidays, and making sure no fucking CHILDREN get far enough in their adventure to dismantle us.
The Boss would be too autistic into his end-game to give a shit (something which I'd keep a close eye on—I am NOT working for a Cyrus or babbling retards like Archie/Maxie) to care, and everyone else would overlook them, but you better BELIEVE that if I spot a newbie trainer using friendship powers or autistic savant battling techniques to potentially tear shit up, I'm paying them a PERSONAL visit.
Recruit them, and if that doesn't work steal their Pokemon, and if that doesn't work break their fucking kneecaps and if that STILL doesn't work and they're female I'm faking her death as a Wild Pokemon accident and taking her back to my office to painstakingly rape and brainwash into a cute dedicated secretary.
