>>45825587>"It's only a coincidence they made multiple goofy designs with long being the joke, they totally have a reason to be long! Just trust me bro!">long being the jokeThat's not even a joke. No one at Gamefreak is going: "lol! let's make this one long too!!! xD". Not everything is made with the hindsight to be correlated. The similarities you're crying about are extremely basic, just going to show how much you will scrape the bottom of the barrel for reasons to force yourself to hate something, all to look cool on r/vp. Might as well complain about Pokemon that are all round. Or have similar color schemes. Or have spikes. Or dots for eyes. Take off the tinfoil hat and stop letting memes that you made up live rent in your head.
>Literally bulbapedia levels of copeYou got this backwards. "It's based on the longcat meme!!!" is another Bulbapedo statement to artificially lengthen the trivia section to make themselves look smarter. You probably think Falinks is a caterpillar too because of all the retards on /vp/ and Bulbapedo who looked at it wrong told you so.
