Hello, I am Father Oranguru representing the Church of Arceus this fine Sunday. I am here to hear your confessions today, my brothers and sisters. The sins you have committed while playing Pokemon shall be heard and forgiven! Let Lord Arceus save your soul, redeem it so it may be molded in his wondrous light! Praise to be Lord Arceus, our wonderful creator! May he show kindness to his flock, now and forever!