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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 17:35:51 No.45848445 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>45848525 >>45848538 >>45848599 >>45849089 >>45849102 >>45849116 >>45849770 >>45850590 >>45850874 >>45852196

Would any femanon be so kind as to tell us what the secret was?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 17:46:32 No.45848523 Report

Quoted By: >>45848591 >>45849060

bras are also pockets

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 17:46:38 No.45848525 Report

Quoted By: >>45848583 >>45848600 >>45848696

>>45848445
if she have a big cleavage, in the middle? or maybe she just have a waterproof bag

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 17:47:04 No.45848528 Report

Quoted By: >>45848600 >>45848702 >>45850590

Tranny here
The secret is having no boobs but wearing a bikini top

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 17:48:07 No.45848538 Report

Quoted By:

>>45848445
Prison purse

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 17:53:49 No.45848583 Report

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>>45848525
I don't see any pockets

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 17:55:25 No.45848591 Report

Quoted By: >>45848601

>>45848523
I don't see any pockets. Zoom if you can see

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 17:56:34 No.45848599 Report

Quoted By: >>45848624

>>45848445
they're in her pusy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 17:56:35 No.45848600 Report

Quoted By: >>45848696 >>45848702 >>45850111 >>45850232

>>45848525
>>45848528
>boobs
Maybe not. Other people seem to interpret it differently

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 17:56:36 No.45848601 Report

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>>45848591
Anon the bra is the pocket

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 17:59:19 No.45848624 Report

Quoted By: >>45849113 >>45850255

>>45848599
no woman would ever gladly admit to having such a loose pum anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 18:11:18 No.45848696 Report

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>>45848525
it works with average size boobs too, the size of the bikini top is what matter more I think

>>45848600
okaaay anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 18:12:42 No.45848702 Report

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>>45848528
it works with average size boobs too, the size of the bikini top is what matter more like you said

>>45848600 #
okaaay anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 18:34:10 No.45848820 Report

Quoted By: >>45848890 >>45848896

Anus

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 18:48:51 No.45848890 Report

Quoted By: >>45849164 >>45850390

>>45848820
this seems more plausible, unlike breasts. They would have to expose their chest to the challenger if they actually took it out from the latter

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 18:49:23 No.45848896 Report

Quoted By:

>>45848820
not a "woman's secret"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 19:17:12 No.45849060 Report

Quoted By: >>45852408

>>45848523
I get the joke because I'm a woman

>INB4 TRANNIES DON'T COUNT
Shut the fuck up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 19:20:56 No.45849089 Report

Quoted By:

>>45848445
I get the joke because I'm a woman

>inb4 trans-women don't count

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 19:22:48 No.45849102 Report

Quoted By: >>45849133

>>45848445
I used to put my money in my bra once or twice when I was a teen because I always wore jeggings with no pockets. Was kinda disgusting don't recommend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 19:23:40 No.45849113 Report

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>>45848624
to be fair, she didn't "admit" to anything.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 19:24:37 No.45849116 Report

Quoted By: >>45849544 >>45849559 >>45849564 >>45849798

>>45848445
I always assumed she was pulling a Leaf from Adventures Special. Hiding her Pokéballs on her nasty pussy is disgusting. Imagine hiding Pokéballs inside your cock? What if you need to pee? It would hurt a lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 19:27:04 No.45849133 Report

Quoted By: >>45849175

>>45849102
w-where do you find the opportunity to pull it out?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 19:31:09 No.45849164 Report

Quoted By:

>>45848890
sigh get a girlfriend, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 19:32:35 No.45849175 Report

Quoted By: >>45849204

>>45849133
? We just reach in and pull it out. We don't take the bra off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 19:35:26 No.45849204 Report

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>>45849175
I know, but doesn't it feel weird to do that in public? At least that's how it feels like it would be to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 20:20:59 No.45849544 Report

Quoted By: >>45850150

>>45849116
>Imagine hiding Pokéballs inside your cock? What if you need to pee? It would hurt a lot.
Anon I don't think you understand female anatomy that well. Find a woman who is willing to talk about it who you aren't trying to fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 20:23:48 No.45849559 Report

Quoted By: >>45850150

>>45849116
Please have sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 20:24:54 No.45849564 Report

Quoted By: >>45850150

>>45849116
13 year old detected

Natalie

Natalie Mon 04 Jan 2021 20:36:46 No.45849629 Report

Quoted By: >>45849761

Maybe the real secret is that her pokeballs are back on dry land, and her team are actually out and about to accompany her during the swimming. Even if she kept them on a nearby rock, theres no telling when a powerful tide will come in and cause the loss of her beloved partners to a watery tomb, after all. Swimmers out in the middle of water routes are truly risk takers, now I think about it...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 20:49:12 No.45849700 Report

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It's simple

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 21:00:44 No.45849761 Report

Quoted By:

>>45849629
Hmm... you just might be onto something

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 21:03:29 No.45849770 Report

Quoted By:

>>45848445
In her mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 21:08:32 No.45849798 Report

Quoted By: >>45850150

>>45849116
Ah, obviously. When women were saying they have a uterus, what they were actually saying is they have a urethra. Silly me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 21:11:31 No.45849819 Report

Quoted By:

She just hold them. PokéBalls are waterproof and float. She joked in the hopes of throwing the player off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 21:12:42 No.45849826 Report

Quoted By: >>45849837 >>45849842 >>45849875 >>45849903 >>45852251

there are no women on /veepee/
this board is too underage for that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 21:13:49 No.45849837 Report

Quoted By: >>45850522

>>45849826
Do kids even play pokemon anymore? I always thought this was a millennial and early zoomer kind of thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 21:14:59 No.45849842 Report

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>>45849826
one of those terrible surveys based on grammar, language, typos etc. years ago thought /vp/ was about 60% female (and majorly underaged)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 21:20:16 No.45849875 Report

Quoted By:

>>45849826
good meme but a bit outdated, anon

Natalie

Natalie Mon 04 Jan 2021 21:24:03 No.45849903 Report

Quoted By: >>45849929 >>45850078

>>45849826
Do genders just spontaneously happen when a person becomes of age, anon? What do you even mean with this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 21:27:09 No.45849929 Report

Quoted By:

>>45849903
According to mainstream media and the troon agenda, yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 21:48:36 No.45850078 Report

Quoted By:

>>45849903
You can’t get SRS until 18

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 21:52:46 No.45850111 Report

Quoted By:

>>45848600
>drawings have Hilda
>surfing on a Gen 3 mon
>retarded joke and stupid faces

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 21:57:06 No.45850150 Report

Quoted By: >>45850161 >>45850170 >>45850182 >>45852314

>>45849544
>>45849559
>>45849564
>>45849798
Women pee with their pussies. That's where the "smelly pussy" legend comes from, because not all the pee gets out, unlike the dick which works like a mini-hose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 21:58:13 No.45850161 Report

Quoted By: >>45850228 >>45850312

>>45850150
The urethra is a separate opening from the vagina, they're just very closely situated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 21:58:48 No.45850170 Report

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>>45850150
Thanks for the laugh anon. I don't even know why it made me but here we are

In case you arent joking
>No one tell him

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 22:00:13 No.45850182 Report

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>>45850150

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 22:06:28 No.45850228 Report

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>>45850161
Never ever explain it anon. Worse case you look like an ass explaining it best case you ruin the joke which this clearly is

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 22:06:53 No.45850232 Report

Quoted By:

>>45848600
>that Swampert

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 22:10:47 No.45850255 Report

Quoted By:

>>45848624
pokeballs can shrink

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 22:18:00 No.45850312 Report

Quoted By:

>>45850161
You're wrong. The urethra acts as a fail-safe in case something goes wrong with the pussy/pee functionality. It's essentially a escape valve for the female pee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 22:29:03 No.45850390 Report

Quoted By: >>45852270 >>45852323

>>45848890
I've seen more than a handful of women pull shit from between their titties. When I worked as a cashier at a gas station, I even had to touch the gross sweaty titty money of a she-boon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 22:30:04 No.45850401 Report

Quoted By: >>45850433

She obviously wears a belt that has them attached to it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 22:34:22 No.45850433 Report

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>>45850401
Not according to her in battle sprite she doesn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 22:46:30 No.45850522 Report

Quoted By: >>45850841

>>45849837
>Do kids even play pokemon anymore?
Sword and Shield releasing on the switch allowed Pokemon to reach a new generation of autists. I bet ten bucks my literal retard of a cousin will be posting on here in a few years time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 22:58:10 No.45850590 Report

Quoted By:

>>45848445
top piece
>>45848528
>Tranny here
Don't care didn't ask

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 23:36:31 No.45850841 Report

Quoted By:

>>45850522
It's me yor cousin give me ten bucks fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 23:40:31 No.45850874 Report

Quoted By: >>45852168

>>45848445
Femanon here, they're behind her eyeballs. She has to pop them out and stuff the Pokeballs into the sockets, then push her eyes back in. Teehee... woman's secret !

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 02:48:50 No.45852168 Report

Quoted By:

>>45850874
Females are truly magical creatures

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 02:54:27 No.45852196 Report

Quoted By:

>>45848445
Only if you fuck me first

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 03:02:39 No.45852251 Report

Quoted By: >>45852333

>>45849826
veepee is probably the only board on 4chan with a significant amount of girls. The only other boards that could compete, in that regard, are /lgbt/, /cgl/, and /fit/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 03:06:10 No.45852270 Report

Quoted By:

>>45850390
No one in my family ever did that because they were all flat. But I had a girlfriend who would regularly put money or her phone in her bra. And so did her mom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 03:14:20 No.45852314 Report

Quoted By: >>45852339

>>45850150
pee is stored in the balls
women have no balls
where do they store the pee?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 03:15:37 No.45852323 Report

Quoted By:

>>45850390
Former wagie here, I regularly had to take bra money, and I'm in fucking texas so they're always sweaty as hell. Worse thing is A they were mostly boons n' beans due to military and B I got in trouble if I refused said money because my boss was some 50 year old cali expat woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 03:17:44 No.45852333 Report

Quoted By:

>>45852251
/ck/, /soc/, /an/, and /trv/ have a fair few of em too

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 03:18:45 No.45852339 Report

Quoted By:

>>45852314
Boobs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 03:30:30 No.45852408 Report

Quoted By:

>>45849060
trannies don't count, tranny

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 03:38:32 No.45852461 Report

Quoted By: >>45852469 >>45852512 >>45852711 >>45854114 >>45854386

God i fucking hate women and minorities.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 03:40:11 No.45852469 Report

Quoted By:

>>45852461
Look at this homosexual gigachad over here

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 03:46:57 No.45852512 Report

Quoted By:

>>45852461
I hate you too :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 04:22:33 No.45852711 Report

Quoted By:

>>45852461
We hate you too

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 08:30:11 No.45854114 Report

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>>45852461
Go back to your containment board, you mouthbreathing comedian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 09:28:39 No.45854386 Report

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>>45852461
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