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Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 10:35:14 No.45854628 View View Reply Original Report

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My girlfriend wants to get Sword/shield for her Switch.

I fucking detest those games. Pokémon hasn't been good since gen 4-5. I can't fucking bring myself to let her buy those games and have fun with such a low-quality shit product.

God help me please make the next games actually good. Please. Make soulful gen4 remakes or ANYTHING but this trash.

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Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 10:57:31 No.45854718 Report

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>>45854628
Nigger how much of an autistic sperg do you have to be to not let your girlfriend have fun with a video game just cause you don't like it.
Shut the fuck up and go jerk off in the bathroom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 11:01:00 No.45854737 Report

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>>45854718

t. modern game cum guzzler consumer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 11:06:41 No.45854759 Report

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>>45854737
I thought all this arguing about video games was just an excuse to be argumentative and aggressive online.
I didn't think you actually cared what other people play.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 11:07:18 No.45854764 Report

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It's a hard life being a swsh shill.

Every day, I face jokes and memes about models and map routes. Every day, vp attacks me with "no post game" and "linear maps". Some in our ranks even fell victim to vp and became romhack chads. Some even Smogon chads. Our numbers fall by the day. It's a hard fight.

Our messiah, Joe, keeps getting shat on for commenting on Pokemon ™ related issues. People laugh at him for praising GameFreak. It's terrible. I can't sleep. Their laughter echoes in my head long after I made it cease by closing my tabs and shutting down my computer, lest I be plagued by more jabs related to swsh.

They laugh at me for buying both versions. They laugh at me because I bought the dlc and pay for home. Sometimes I tell them, "The game is good, you probably didn't even play it!" and then they show me pictures of the wild area and gifs of bad animations. Day by day, I suffer humiliation that I bear just so I can hear my co-shills tell me that no, I am right. That swsh is the best Pokemon ™ game, maybe the best game of all time. It's terribly hard to go on. Those screenshots of the swsh beta keep me awake at night. They even plague my dreams sometimes; I dream of a world where GameFreak lied to me; that they cut the dex to sell it back to me. The thought that someday, GameFreak will release a good Pokemon ™ game with the complete dex terrifies me. But at the same time I know that such a time will never come to pass. GameFreak wouldn't lie to me, daddy Masuda wouldn't do that to me.

It's a hard life being a swsh shill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 11:07:43 No.45854766 Report

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>>45854628
You should grow up, the fight you're raising isn't as valiant as you think and the world's a big enough place.

You can choose to be happy or you can choose to be right. Don't be worthy of a fedora.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 11:13:39 No.45854781 Report

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>>45854628
The quality of games have been going down the toilet for 15 years and "vote with your wallet is a meme". The game already sold millions because of the brand and every other game that comes out after swsh is going to just as much if not more because the videogame industry has yet to peak in terms of sales and popularity. I don' think swsh is a good game but it's better than a lot of the other crap out there people by in droves, even games that ship completely broken.

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Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 11:20:08 No.45854799 Report

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>I don't like a kids' video game so my girlfriend, a separate human being, shouldn't be allowed to have fun with it
You're a fucking autist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 11:33:43 No.45854832 Report

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>>45854628
Don’t worry. It won’t be a problem soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 12:05:22 No.45854926 Report

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>>45854628

9/10 now this one is of EXCELLENT quality, would gladly chomp on this hook again.
Especially loved the
> I can't fucking bring myself to let her buy those games and have fun
part. Well done OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 12:08:00 No.45854932 Report

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>>45854628
Your'e pathetic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 12:11:53 No.45854954 Report

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>girlfriend

fucking normalfags. this board's gone straight to shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 12:35:12 No.45855051 Report

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gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 12:38:08 No.45855065 Report

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>>45854628
this is autism at the highest peak

Grats OP, you entered in my cringe collection

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 12:47:09 No.45855105 Report

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>>45854628
the

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 13:21:07 No.45855265 Report

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>>45854628
>My girlfriend
Nice fanfic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 14:14:30 No.45855423 Report

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>>45854628
Motherfucker how retarded do you have to be to not let your girlfriend have fun with a game that you don't like? My god, you have a room temperature IQ in celsius. Also, gen 6-7 wasn't so bad. If you don't want her to have the games, maybe introduce her to HGSS, or you could do the most mature thing, and let her enjoy what she wants. But I bet your manchild incel ass doesn't have a girlfriend. If you want to shit on sword, and shield just say so. DESU, I love laughing at that shitty game just as much as you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 14:15:28 No.45855424 Report

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>>45854737
>>45854764
>>45854628
i hope this is bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 14:19:48 No.45855438 Report

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>>45854628
Go find in second hand. I get mine under 10$ which was fine price for this dumpster fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 14:28:33 No.45855459 Report

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>>45854628
>girlfriend
Nice try OP we all know you're alone

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 16:20:48 No.45855978 Report

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>>45854628
Just let them have fun, Anon. She obviously wants to have fun with the game. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean others shouldn't have to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 18:15:14 No.45856683 Report

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>>45854628
Did you even play it lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 18:22:13 No.45856737 Report

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stop larping and kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 18:26:07 No.45856751 Report

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>>45854628
>Not letting someone you care about have fun
Holy fuck anon

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Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 18:37:41 No.45856829 Report

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>>45854628
>following the hivemind of some chink cartoon board over your girlfriend

Fucking cringe.

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