>hehe guys, its only a joke dont take it seriously. We're just having fun
OP is a fucking coward and if your pokesona is a coomermon or an eeveelution you're an unoriginal faggot
I'm Raichu. I embody every personality type one could reasonably attribute to a Raichu. Raichu is my favorite pokemon. I am the physical manifestation of a Raichu. I wake up every morning and I look in the mirror and I see a Raichu. I am not happy in life unless I am thinking about Raichu. I use the thought of being a Raichu as a coping mechanism when things are bad. When I am alone I work on making the noise Raichu makes from the games. I dream about Raichu to some extent 4/7 times a week. When I masturbate I imagine being a Raichu, making love to a Raichu, Raping a Raichu, Being raped by a Raichu. A Raichu threesome. A Raichu orgy. I am the commissioner of at least 30% of the existing Raichu porn to this day, and I have several pending commissions as we speak. I have spent thousands of hours going onto online forums and discord servers roleplaying as a Raichu. I have several accounts on several social media platforms where I pretend to be a Raichu that has snuck onto its trainers computer while he has gone away. I own several plushies of varying sizes of Raichu, and they are carefully placed throughout my room. I really enjoy cumming on the Raichus, holding them tightly while I fall asleep, or both. However, I do not jizz on them frequently, as I then would need to put them in the washing machine, and the thought of them being hurt by it terrifies me. Every morning I wake up, hoping that this morning will be the morning where I wake up in the pokemon world, either the normal one as a trainer, or the mystery dungeon one as a Raichu. I have save files on every version of pokemon with full teams of 6 lvl 100 Raichu. I spend a lot of time playing pokemon Showdown, and battling people with this team. I win more than I lose. Every new image of Raichu I find I save to an orange SSD. I am Raichu.
