Face it, you will never be a Pokemon. Not a real Pokemon, not even a jobmon or any of that. You will never be a Pokemon. No matter how many poketubers you groom on Bulbapedia or how many times you walk on the legs where your hindpaws are supposed used to be, you will never look like a traditional Pokemon design. Not like a single one, ever. You will always be a furry OC. When you wake up you have to walk on your feet. You pretend you're enjoying being submissive to a 10-year-old Pokemon trainer, however, deep in your heart you will always know that you're a human. Every time before you put on the fursuit, every time before you put on the tiger mask, you see yourself in the mirror. You see your broad shoulders, your stubble after shaving in the morning. All of which bringing you back to reality knowing you will never be a Pokemon. The memes you make are a poor cope to the truth you so lividly neglect. You’re so delusional you still call yourself a Pokemon. You will never, ever be a Pokemon.