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Anonymous Mon 11 Jan 2021 22:36:22 No.45905889 View View Reply Original Report

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When will we get a dung beetle Pokemon?
A bug-type that carries around a giant ball of shit to hurl at opponents.

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jan 2021 22:42:47 No.45905928 Report

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>>45905889
Would be too based for Game Freak. I also want a beetle grub 1st stage that has its upper body sticking out of a dung ball and tucks itself into to roll around/ attack.

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jan 2021 22:45:43 No.45905954 Report

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>>45905889
somehow I doubt it'd actually be poop but the cool thing about a scarab pokemon is that the ball has infinite potential

it can be a fire type rolling a ball of fire, an ice type rolling a snowball, a psychic type rolling a crystal ball... the possibilities are endless

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jan 2021 22:46:39 No.45905959 Report

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>>45905954
>not a mimic beetle with a pokeball

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jan 2021 22:49:05 No.45905978 Report

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i don't think pokemon or even humans in that world poop so there goes that idea

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jan 2021 22:50:02 No.45905983 Report

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>>45905889
Why would you want a representation of /vp/ in your Pokemon game?

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jan 2021 22:52:10 No.45905999 Report

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>>45905978
Hala had a bathroom in his house

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jan 2021 22:53:28 No.45906005 Report

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Pokemon do poop, it's just that there's rarely a need to talk about it

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jan 2021 22:54:05 No.45906011 Report

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>>45905978

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jan 2021 22:55:10 No.45906016 Report

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I wouldn't be too sure gf would shy away from actual poop for a poop beetle but they'll probably pokefy it anyway with a snowball or pokeball something.

>>45905978
Droppings have been mentioned in the pokedex before (darumaka and guzzlord's entries) and we've seen toilets in-game before (I remember a bathroom with pyukumuku near a toilet in Alola).

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jan 2021 22:56:19 No.45906028 Report

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>>45905978
>massive zoomer detected
We have known about Pokemon Poop since at least Gen IV. According to the lady in the Berry Master's house in Sinnoh, Mulch is made "by mixing high-grade soil with Pokémon...um...you know..."

Also for some very strange reason, Gamefreak gave Darumaka the following Pokedex entry for White Version: "Darumaka’s droppings are hot, so people used to put them in their clothes to keep themselves warm."

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jan 2021 23:10:58 No.45906125 Report

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>>45905889
Why not a Dung Beetle crossed with an Atlas Beetle?
>Giant, massive Beetle Pokemon
>It's got a carapace like an Atlas/Dung Beetle hybrid, with sleek rocky armor and a color scheme of purple mixed with browns and blacks
>It has two massive arms and carries on it's back a gigantic rock that resembles a miniature globe
>It battles by smacking others with the rock or slamming it into the ground; it's fainting animation would be it being crushed underneath it's own globe of power
>Bug/Dark type due to the evil nature of the Titans and the torturous nature of the punishments it's instilled under, it's bound to carry around it's globe but longs for the day where it can force someone else to do it's labor for it
>It would have high hp, massive attack and good defense and sp.atk, but it'd have absolute shit sp.def and speed, making it easy to kill on the special side
>Signature Ability, Earthbound, makes it immune to rock damage and gives it rock STAB, but it cannot use any move or be affected by any condition that requires it to be airbone (i.e., it can't use any flying moves such as bounce or moves that involve jumping such as HJK, can't be forced to levitate, giving it an air balloon causes the balloon to pop immediately, etc).

The concept could probably be done better but it'd be a cool idea I think

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jan 2021 23:18:19 No.45906175 Report

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>>45906016
they probably wouldn't outright call it poop lol, maybe just give it the dung-throwing signature move that's ground-type with chance of poisoning or something

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jan 2021 23:20:25 No.45906191 Report

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Fool's gold does one.

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jan 2021 23:30:37 No.45906259 Report

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Vega's sequel, Procyon/Deneb, has one. It also has a "Shedinja" just like Nincada.

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jan 2021 23:33:08 No.45906284 Report

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>>45906259
holy shit this is based

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jan 2021 04:02:54 No.45908032 Report

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>>45905959
this

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jan 2021 04:06:11 No.45908054 Report

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>>45906028
>for some very strange reason
It's based on something humans actually did in what became the United States. Native Americans used bison dung to keep their infants warm.

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