>>45928000>new merchWe always get new merch, and the 25th anniversary will probably largely consist of starters, Pikachu and Kanto shillmon.
>new cardsNo one cares about the card game, to be honest.
>new main gameHasn't been announced yet, but that's coming soon. Whether it's good or not is up for debate, because they could easily pull another LGPE.
>new SnapNeat.
>new life-sized plushies with long tongues you can have sex withSame with merch. You don't need long tongues to have sex with plushies, either.
>new movieWe might not get a movie this year, I think. And regardless, we get movies every year and they all suck.
>Katy PerryWho cares about celebrity endorsements? Why should we care about advertisements? That's not in-game content. We can't play with Katy Perry or use her in battle in SWSH. We might get Katy Perry-related merch, but who cares?
