H-h-hey guys!!
Im so excited!!!
They are gonna bring back megas!
They are gonna bring back national dex!
They are gonna bring back battle frontier!
They are gonna bring back the underground!
My mom will finally love me!
My dad will finally come back from buying cigarettes!
I'm no longer gonna get bullied
My peepee is gonna touch Riley Reid
*heavy breathing*

Meanwhile, every normal person on planet earth: Shut the fuck up faggot!