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Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2021 23:15:14 No.45932533 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>45932619 >>45932674 >>45932701 >>45934979

A strange dick was planted on its back at birth. The plant sprouts and grows with this Pokémon.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2021 23:16:42 No.45932550 Report

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Oh I get it.
>Exposure to sunlight adds to its strength. Sunlight also makes the dick on its back grow larger.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2021 23:16:55 No.45932558 Report

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Venusaur's dick is said to take on vivid colors if it gets plenty of nutrition and sunlight. The dick's aroma soothes the emotions of people.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2021 23:19:35 No.45932574 Report

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The flame on its dick indicates Charmander's life force. If it is healthy, the flame burns brightly.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2021 23:19:48 No.45932578 Report

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Haha benis

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2021 23:20:02 No.45932580 Report

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It has a barbaric nature. In battle, it whips its fiery dick around and slashes away with sharp claws.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2021 23:23:40 No.45932619 Report

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>>45932533
>Bulbasaurs

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2021 23:26:50 No.45932663 Report

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This is an odd request but would anyone happen to have a PROUD OF ITS DICK Riolu/Lucario they#d be willing to trade?

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2021 23:27:40 No.45932674 Report

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>>45932533
Breathing intense, hot dick, it can melt almost anything. Its breath inflicts terrible pain on enemies.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2021 23:29:17 No.45932701 Report

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>>45932533
>>45932550
>>45932558
based potato frog

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2021 23:29:22 No.45932702 Report

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Its dick helps it to maintain balance. Its balls never stop growing, so it fucks to pare them down.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2021 23:29:27 No.45932703 Report

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It takes time for the shell to form and harden after hatching. It sprays foam powerfully from its dick.

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jan 2021 00:39:46 No.45933623 Report

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Its large dick is covered with rich, thick fur that deepens in color with age. The scratches on its balls are evidence of this Pokémon's toughness in battle.

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jan 2021 00:42:41 No.45933659 Report

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It crushes its foe under its heavy dick to cause fainting. In a pinch, it will withdraw inside its shell.

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jan 2021 02:12:15 No.45934413 Report

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It crawls into foliage where it camouflages itself among dicks that are the same color as its body

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jan 2021 03:19:49 No.45934979 Report

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>>45932533
>It can produce ultracold air. Its dick is frozen.

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jan 2021 04:17:40 No.45935433 Report

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This Pokémon is vulnerable to attack while its dick is soft, exposing its weak and tender body.

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jan 2021 04:20:07 No.45935457 Report

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In battle, it flaps its dick at high speed to release highly toxic dust into the air.

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jan 2021 04:28:11 No.45935510 Report

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It eats its weight in dicks every day. It fends off attackers with the needle on its head.
7.1 lbs./3.2 kg

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jan 2021 08:59:53 No.45937351 Report

Quoted By: >>45937360

>>45932701
it's not a frog

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jan 2021 09:02:03 No.45937360 Report

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>>45937351
It's a frog-based monster, kiddo. Of course you don't know shit since you are a Masuda generation

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jan 2021 09:07:11 No.45937389 Report

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based dick poster

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jan 2021 12:17:09 No.45938382 Report

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>>45935457
i laughed

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