Officer Shazam. Let's begin.

Recite your baseline.
“Don’t care, I’m still not buying DiaPer remakes”

>BEEP

Shill.
"Shill."

Do you think GameFreak makes good games? Shill.
"Shill."

Did you play SworShie? Shill.
"Shill."

Do you want less content for future games? Shill.
"Shill."

Masuda.
"Masuda."

What’s it like to play Pokémon nowadays? Masuda.
"Masuda."

Do you long for having your money back? Masuda.
“Masuda.”

Do you dream about a good remake releasing? Masuda.
“... Masuda.”

What’s it like holding the remake in your hands? Masuda.
“Masuda.”

Do you feel like there’s a part of this game that will be missing? Masuda.
“Masuda.”

Mt Coronet Hallway. Why don’t you say that three times.
“Mt Coronet Hallway.”
“Mt Coronet Hallway.”
“... Mt Coronet Hallway.”

>BEEP

We’re done. Constant S. H. A. Z. A. M... you are way off the baseline. Mr. Merricku wants to see you.