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Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 17:36:35 No.45997076 View View Reply Original Report

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I will never ask for a postgame again. This is just fucking garbage

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 17:37:05 No.45997079 Report

Quoted By: >>45997106 >>45997212 >>45997273 >>45997648

Can I get a quick rundown?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 17:37:19 No.45997082 Report

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My favorite part was how they cut the dynamax battles with important NPCs from the main game and just repurposed it as "postgame content"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 17:38:21 No.45997094 Report

Quoted By: >>45999707

My favorite part was how they cut the east part of Unova from the main game and just repurposed it as "postgame content"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 17:38:45 No.45997095 Report

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>>45997076
I really hate the sword hair guy. I don't like his penis looking hair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 17:38:59 No.45997099 Report

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The hair of the left guy looks like a dick kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 17:39:58 No.45997106 Report

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>>45997079
>Dickhead and bro want to dynamax Pokemon
>defeat them and the dynamons
>Dickhead and bro try to dynamax the box legendary doggos
>doggos try to maul them to death
>save them
>they suddenly want to go to jail
>return to slumbering weald
>Dickhead and bro make you part of the royal family then fuck off into the sunset
Literally written by 8-year-olds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 17:53:19 No.45997209 Report

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>>45997076
At least with Ultra Sun and Moon, and X/Y they TRIED to make a postgame. Hell, X/Y's postgame was actually the best part of the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 17:53:21 No.45997212 Report

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>>45997079
>they claim they are the real sword shield hero descendents from the legends
>they take one of the legendary items
>they plot some shitty conspiration using dynamax particles to prove the legendary dogs werent the real heroes
>you have to battle 8 dynamax pokemon
>you also battle both of them a couple of times, they only have 4 pokemon
>oh no their plan went all wrong, one of the dogs is out of control
>you fight the legendary dog that has gone berserk
>you beat it, comes back to normal, the hero saves the day
>you catch your box legend
>you battle your rival who has caught the other dog
the end

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 17:57:26 No.45997243 Report

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>>45997076
Reminder, they removed 1/4 of all Pokemon life forever so these two jackasses could fuck up SwSh even more than it already was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 17:57:47 No.45997249 Report

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>>45997076
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 17:58:35 No.45997260 Report

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>>45997106
>Dickhead and bro make you part of the royal family
lewd

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 17:59:36 No.45997273 Report

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>>45997079
>Team Galactic bows to Sordward and Shielbert.
>In contact with Ultra Beasts.
>Rumored to possess Psychic-type abilities
>Control Kalos with an Iron Fist
>Own castles and Poké Marts all over the world
>Direct descendants of the ancient Galarian royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities in the Distortion World (Sorshiel will be the first city)
>Own basically every Pokémon research lab in the world
>First designer Pokémon will have perfect IVs
>Both of them said to have 5000+ IQ
>ancient Johto scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the world and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Sliph Co. labs around the world
>You likely have Porygon inside you right now
>Sordward and Shielbert are in regular communication with the Lake Guardians, forwarding the word of Arceus to the Sinnoh elders
>They learned fluent Kalosian in under a week
>Regions entrust their nugget reserves with them. There's no gold in Parfrum Palace, only Ft. Sorshiel
>They are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from hatching of Arceus to the end of the universe
>Sordward and Shielbert will guide humanity and Pokémon alike into a new age of wisdom, peace and love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 18:00:09 No.45997281 Report

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>>45997243
Imagine the polycounts on their fucktarded hair that warranted all those cut Pokemon and moves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 18:35:05 No.45997539 Report

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>>45997076
They're based

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 18:41:58 No.45997599 Report

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>>45997076
These characters are funny but yeah that bit was just a chore. Not as bad as the XY and ORAS postgame chores, but still not good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 18:46:24 No.45997648 Report

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>>45997079
The best part of all is when your rival—who gave up entirely on his dream of battling because he wasn't good enough— gets the legendary that helped saved the region twice and proceeds to say "yknow I think I'm gonna hit the books and just be a professor".

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 18:50:31 No.45997680 Report

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>>45997648
Except he also simultaneously DOESN'T give up on his aspirations to be like Leon as evidenced by his League rematch dialogue which comes AFTER you complete the postgame story, it's a fucking inconsistent mess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 18:50:32 No.45997682 Report

Quoted By: >>45997721

Not defending Swooshie but reminder that the Delta episode was fucking garbage

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 18:55:40 No.45997713 Report

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>>45997281
Masudas cum cake waifu's 80 something pallete swaps are responsible for at least a quarter

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 18:56:50 No.45997721 Report

Quoted By: >>45997751 >>45997773

>>45997682
>the Delta episode was fucking garbage
how? it was legit the only thing I liked about ORAS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 18:56:51 No.45997722 Report

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>>45997076
>"""postgame"""
>it's just catching the box legendary
Yeah, nah. They just moved that shit to do AFTER the league, and that's all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 18:59:46 No.45997751 Report

Quoted By: >>45997831

>>45997721
>constant back and forth between like 3 locations
>waves of underleveled grunts or team admins with 2 Pokemon
>Fanfic reject Zinnia
Her battle theme and Deoxys becoming conventionally obtainable were the only good parts

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 19:02:04 No.45997773 Report

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>>45997721
ORAS wasn't completely devoid of positive additions but the Delta Episode sure as fuck wasn't one of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 19:09:10 No.45997831 Report

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>>45997751
>riding mega raquaza into space and fighting space monster, giving the mossdeep space center and actual purpose that it lacked in gen 3

>>45997773
why not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 20:22:14 No.45998443 Report

Quoted By: >>45998447 >>45998481

>>45997106
>Literally written by 8-year-olds
so just like everything in pokemon since Gen6 including anime and specials.
yikes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 20:22:56 No.45998447 Report

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>>45998443
>since Gen6
Since the franchise's inception.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 20:23:38 No.45998453 Report

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>>45998447
OG anime and some games had good writing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 20:26:12 No.45998473 Report

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>>45997076
When will you retards understand we're never getting meaningful post-game again?
It has been this way since gen 6.

>new route
>battle tower
>1 hour long sidequest

That's it. That has been the post-game in every Pokemon game since XY and it will remain that way.

No more extra region, no more battle frontier, no more battle tournaments and facilities.

Almost 8 fucking years and you are still getting your hopes up for nothing.

Accept it already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 20:26:57 No.45998481 Report

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>>45998443
TPC thinks kids are retards so story quality is the last thing on their mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 20:31:20 No.45998525 Report

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>>45997076
>Postgame over side game

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 21:59:24 No.45999323 Report

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>>45997076
The only good part of this postgame was when a Tsareena Dynamaxed in the Grass Stadium, and after calming her down she joined Milo's team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 22:41:32 No.45999707 Report

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>>45997094
unironically this
gen 5 is such trash

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