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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 00:25:10 No.46019065 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>46019114 >>46019122 >>46019206 >>46019588 >>46022777 >>46023248 >>46024070 >>46024114 >>46024721

Hi, and welcome to the grand opening of the DPG Desert Cafe and Bistro! What could we get you on this fine Saturday night?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 00:31:04 No.46019114 Report

Quoted By: >>46019197

>>46019065
Chicken tendies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 00:32:00 No.46019122 Report

Quoted By: >>46019138

>>46019065
A social life.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 00:33:47 No.46019138 Report

Quoted By: >>46019249 >>46019282

>>46019122
I’ll alter the reality around you so you can finally achieve happiness with other people, improving every attribute of your life in turn! Your choice has no cost, enjoy your free social life!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 00:42:23 No.46019197 Report

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>>46019114
Here’s your 20 piece chicken-tender bucket! Would you like a drink with it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 00:43:33 No.46019206 Report

Quoted By: >>46019224

>>46019065
Dialaga please send me back in time!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 00:44:03 No.46019212 Report

Quoted By: >>46019262

Yeah I’ll have the, you know that thing with the, it’s that thing with, uhhh, yeah it has, it has, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 00:45:14 No.46019224 Report

Quoted By: >>46019280

>>46019206
Where in time would you like to travel?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 00:47:55 No.46019249 Report

Quoted By: >>46019278

>>46019138
Wow, actually a nice response.
Thanks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 00:49:48 No.46019262 Report

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>>46019212
Here’s your Chocolate Fudge Sundae! I looked into the future of this reality and immediately conjured this up for you! In the future, you can find all of our menu options on our app to avoid any confusion about what you want to order.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 00:51:10 No.46019278 Report

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>>46019249
Any time!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 00:51:37 No.46019280 Report

Quoted By: >>46019308

>>46019224
Back before my pokemon died horribly!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 00:51:44 No.46019282 Report

Quoted By: >>46019371

>>46019138
Finally some great customer service

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 00:56:28 No.46019308 Report

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>>46019280
I’ve altered the reality around you to exclude the early deaths of your Pokémon, allowing them to keep living among you, their deaths weren’t your fault and you maintained amazing relationships with them before their deaths, which is the reasoning behind me reviving them for you. Your choice has no cost, godspeed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 01:03:33 No.46019371 Report

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>>46019282
We’re a Desert Cafe and Bistro, our priority above all else besides the quality of your meal is your satisfaction as our customer!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 01:17:14 No.46019496 Report

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We’re open from 5PM-12AM for late night enjoyment, so bring some friends (or come by yourself), come and grab one of our delicious deserts (or our assortment of burgers, pizzas and other lunch/dinner meals), and enjoy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 01:26:37 No.46019588 Report

Quoted By: >>46019625

>>46019065
Good afternoon, I would like some sneed please

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 01:28:26 No.46019608 Report

Quoted By: >>46019647

things like this make /vp/ almost not shit. ALMOST. by the way, by any chance do you guys sell mcfugs?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 01:30:10 No.46019625 Report

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>>46019588
Have a sneedy Gallade cost free!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 01:33:14 No.46019647 Report

Quoted By: >>46019672

>>46019608
We definitely could sell McFugs if we wanted to, but that would put him out of business. He definitely doesn’t deserve having his source of income taken away. Even then, we do have other amazing meals to try! What would you like?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 01:37:50 No.46019672 Report

Quoted By: >>46019696

>>46019647
hmmm. i'll take the nuggets with fries

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 01:41:42 No.46019696 Report

Quoted By: >>46019761

>>46019672
Here are some large kettle-cooked fries and crispy, chicken tenders for the both of you! Would you like a drink or gourmet burger with that?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 01:49:45 No.46019761 Report

Quoted By: >>46019789

>>46019696
hell yeah i'll have a burger!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 01:53:24 No.46019789 Report

Quoted By: >>46019803

>>46019761
Here’s your entire order! That’ll be 1600 yen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 01:56:19 No.46019803 Report

Quoted By: >>46019845

>>46019789
arigatou!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 02:02:09 No.46019845 Report

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>>46019803
>arigatou!

Dōitashimashite, konbanwa!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 02:29:34 No.46020024 Report

Quoted By: >>46023231

can I have the among us burger please

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 03:22:49 No.46020390 Report

Quoted By: >>46023231

I still want my among us burger

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 03:23:44 No.46020395 Report

Quoted By: >>46020558

Do you serve Fugnuggets here? This is a Fugdonalds, right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 03:28:12 No.46020425 Report

Quoted By: >>46020527

Do you guys sell the niggerkiller meal or is that from somewhere else

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 03:40:07 No.46020527 Report

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>>46020425
Sorry, we don’t carry that. Anything wrong? Spending so long on the internet must have left you jaded and mentally unwell from being raised by harmful extremist echochambers. I could warp the reality around you so that you didn’t spend all your time on the internet unsupervised from when you were 9 on your first gen iPad, being exposed to more terrible people and groups as you grew older if you so wish.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 03:44:40 No.46020558 Report

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>>46020395
We definitely could sell Fugnuggets if we wanted to, but that would put Fug out of business. He definitely doesn’t deserve having his source of income taken away. Even then, we do have other delicious meals to choose from. What can we get you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 03:48:59 No.46020589 Report

Quoted By: >>46020663

I just came here to say, I am so proud of all of you. May I please get a coke?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 03:54:36 No.46020614 Report

Quoted By: >>46020682

Oh. Uh, right. I'd like a "do a flip" salad with a side of die, and give my pet mudkip something from the kid's menu.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 04:04:26 No.46020663 Report

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>>46020589
Thanks, dad! And sure thing, have it on us!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 04:08:44 No.46020682 Report

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>>46020614
Here’s your salad and small chicken tender bucket! That’ll be 750 yen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 04:18:06 No.46020732 Report

Quoted By: >>46020751

You know guys, I wonder why the only Pokémon to have come here are dad and that one Quagsire that ends up wasting time figuring out what to order. Most of our customers have been humans, with some of them even asking us to fix their life problems. What do you think?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 04:21:54 No.46020751 Report

Quoted By: >>46020775

>>46020732
We just opened 5 hours ago, we shouldn’t expect too many customers at the moment, even with the attention we draw as being, you know, mythical godlike dragons. Just give it some time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 04:26:04 No.46020775 Report

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>>46020751
Yeah, Dialga’s right. Maybe we should also try advertising more often and opening shop earlier on in the day to attract more attention and customers. Speaking of restaurant hours, we should close early since there’s no one coming right now, and if we want to open up shop earlier tomorrow, getting some rest is important.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 06:22:07 No.46021487 Report

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Bump to help get more recognition

Munchlax

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Munchlax Sun 24 Jan 2021 06:25:34 No.46021510 Report

Quoted By: >>46021521

*breaks tf in and eats the entire damn food supply*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 06:27:28 No.46021521 Report

Quoted By: >>46021534 >>46021547 >>46029873

>>46021510
NOT ON MY WATCH

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 06:28:50 No.46021534 Report

Quoted By: >>46021582

>>46021521

Munchlax

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Munchlax Sun 24 Jan 2021 06:31:41 No.46021547 Report

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>>46021521
AIIIIIEEEEE ARCEUS SAMA PLEASE NO NOT THE FIST PLATE I KNEEL!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 06:39:04 No.46021582 Report

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>>46021534
Don’t worry dad, all of us can create food like we pulled it out of thin air, forgot about security though. I’ll create some astral projections of myself to keep up on things in while we’re closed. Gn everyone, see you tomorrow morning. If anything else happens around here let me know.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 06:42:40 No.46021594 Report

Quoted By: >>46021608 >>46021609

Ayo, heard you need some security while you’re closed. I can wall any thieves that try to finesse your stock.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 06:47:00 No.46021608 Report

Quoted By: >>46025619

>>46021594
Hey, that just reminded me that we could put up some passive force fields instead of putting giant projections around the building. It’s ok dude, we’re fine. Plus you could easily get hurt by any fire types that attempt anything. Well, we’re finally heading to bed now, for the last time, please don’t interrupt us, gn everyone

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 06:47:01 No.46021609 Report

Quoted By: >>46021622

>>46021594
Oh, but you were a fool to accept such a task. Now I will acquire your cum, by force.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 06:50:13 No.46021622 Report

Quoted By: >>46021686

>>46021609
Zoroark, you’ve got some weird ass fetishes, I swear. Imitating us and the other legendaries was only funny, like, the second time you did it. Seriously, I just wanna sleep now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 07:04:29 No.46021686 Report

Quoted By: >>46021719

>>46021622
I may be a god of time, but I don’t have time for this when it’s after midnight already. Goodnight everyone, this is the last time I and the others will be saying this. Please don’t do anything malicious or annoying while we’re asleep. Please don’t attempt to break in, the force fields we put over the building should prevent that. Please don’t interrupt our sleep, we need it. Once the cafe and bistro opens back up tomorrow afternoon you can try screwing around then. Gn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 07:16:23 No.46021719 Report

Quoted By: >>46021745

>>46021686
Sorry mister Dialga but my watch says it’s only eleven. Should I come back tomorrow?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 07:22:12 No.46021745 Report

Quoted By: >>46021758

>>46021719
It would be best to come around 12:00PM tomorrow in your timezone, as we are open from 3PM-12AM (New York/Toronto Standard Time), which would translate to 12PM-9PM in your timezone. Have a gn everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 07:26:24 No.46021758 Report

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>>46021745
Ah apologies then, and thank you for both the clarification and the drip. Have a nice evening.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 12:49:33 No.46022777 Report

Quoted By: >>46023718

>>46019065
Greetings Pocket Monster. I request of you 20kg of Metal Meat and 5 bottles of Absolute Zero Water. Much obliged.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 14:38:57 No.46023231 Report

Quoted By:

>>46020024
>>46020390
Do you want extra drip with that, sir?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 14:43:08 No.46023248 Report

Quoted By: >>46023747

>>46019065
I want directions to casteliacone stand in gen 5 please, service here is too slow

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 15:57:03 No.46023718 Report

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>>46022777
Sorry Machinedramon, we’re currently closed at the moment. We open in the afternoon at 3:00PM New York/Toronto standard time. Come back a bit later.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 15:59:56 No.46023747 Report

Quoted By: >>46024094

>>46023248
Sorry about that, but currently we are closed, as due to why our service is “slow” at the moment. Please come back at 3PM New York/Toronto time, we close at 12:00

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 16:50:33 No.46024070 Report

Quoted By: >>46024102

>>46019065
What is on the menu? I want a large fuga cola and whatever is on the kid's menu for my child.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 16:54:03 No.46024094 Report

Quoted By: >>46024106

>>46023747
then i will wait here until morning to ask the same question

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 16:55:14 No.46024102 Report

Quoted By: >>46024142

>>46024070
You know, I guess we could open a bit earlier than when we planned. Anyways, here’s a fuga-cola and a large kettle cooked fries with small gourmet burger, that’ll be 350 yen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 16:55:34 No.46024104 Report

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these threads are fun and they make /vp/ feel like a happy board instead of a board filled with genwar people and people arguing over the simplest things.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 16:56:23 No.46024106 Report

Quoted By: >>46024147

>>46024094
We have decided to open early today, so now you can order. What would you like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 16:57:20 No.46024114 Report

Quoted By: >>46024150

>>46019065
hey can I get some crab tempura please :)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 16:59:05 No.46024127 Report

Quoted By: >>46024149

Hey everyone! We have decided to open early today due to high demand! What would you like to order on this fine Sunday afternoon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 17:01:23 No.46024142 Report

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>>46024102
Thank you, here is the yen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 17:01:56 No.46024147 Report

Quoted By: >>46024171

>>46024106
I want directions to casteliacone stand in gen 5 please, service here is too slow, i asked a blissey for fries and i had to wait 2 hours before i could get a reply. now i lost all the appetite for fries

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 17:01:59 No.46024149 Report

Quoted By: >>46024246

>>46024127
Hi can i get a krabby Patty deluxe with coral fries and a kelp shake? Thanks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 17:02:02 No.46024150 Report

Quoted By: >>46024198

>>46024114
Here’s your crab tempura! That’ll be 600 yen please.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 17:05:16 No.46024171 Report

Quoted By: >>46024204

>>46024147
I’m sorry, but the Castelia Cone Creamery is only open in Castelia City every Tuesday. Luckily, I can get you a Choclate Fudge Sunday right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 17:07:44 No.46024198 Report

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>>46024150
thanks! *hands over 700¥*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 17:08:34 No.46024204 Report

Quoted By: >>46024218

>>46024171
no vanilla option?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 17:10:09 No.46024218 Report

Quoted By: >>46024226

>>46024204
There definitely is! Would you like that instead?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 17:10:58 No.46024226 Report

Quoted By: >>46024275

>>46024218
yeah, i will have that then!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 17:13:22 No.46024246 Report

Quoted By: >>46024538

>>46024149
Plankton, you don’t need to overturn Eugene in the fast foot business, all this constant obsession is doing to you is lowering your sanity day-by-day, you have even admitted this multiple times yourself. If you can, try working something out between you and him so you can finally work together again and feel like the success you’ve always wanted to be.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 17:17:08 No.46024275 Report

Quoted By: >>46024292

>>46024226
Here’s your vanilla sundae! That’ll be 450 yen, please

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 17:18:51 No.46024292 Report

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>>46024275
thanks babe, keep the change ;^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 17:53:37 No.46024538 Report

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>>46024246
Makes me nostalgic, I actually have that Palkia figure from when I was a kid and still remember him fondly. He was always my favorite legendary as a kid. I only wish he was better.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 18:19:28 No.46024721 Report

Quoted By: >>46024840

>>46019065
May I have a small chicken salad and a berry smoothie? Thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 18:24:30 No.46024765 Report

Quoted By: >>46024800

Dialga, can you please give me a hug?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 18:26:12 No.46024776 Report

Quoted By: >>46026005

Can you make it so I fucking die back then when I jumped? I knew it was going to get worse.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 18:29:18 No.46024800 Report

Quoted By: >>46024833

>>46024765
Sure thing!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 18:32:17 No.46024833 Report

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>>46024800
Yaaaaay! Thanks Dialga!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 18:32:42 No.46024840 Report

Quoted By: >>46026086

>>46024721
Here’s your meal! That’ll be 750 yen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 19:48:54 No.46025545 Report

Quoted By: >>46025586

This is a robbery

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 19:53:38 No.46025586 Report

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>>46025545
Nah mate, lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 19:56:16 No.46025615 Report

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>ignored me
Ok hugboxers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 19:56:56 No.46025619 Report

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>>46021608
God I wish that Palkia were me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 20:01:07 No.46025654 Report

Quoted By: >>46025977

I wanna rape palkia and dialga with my fucking clefable!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 20:39:12 No.46025977 Report

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>>46025654
>Dialga used Flash Cannon, it was super effective!

lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 20:42:02 No.46026005 Report

Quoted By: >>46027941

>>46024776
Don’t do it, you can keep going. The only barrier between you and success is yourself. Do your best to change your life, only in dire need I will warp reality around you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 20:53:18 No.46026086 Report

Quoted By: >>46027046

>>46024840
Thank you, sir or madam spacegod. I'll just ignore the robbery bullshit going on and eat my food now, thanks. Here's the money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 22:32:16 No.46027046 Report

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>>46026086
There was a robbery? All I saw was some guy getting his ass kicked by Giratina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 22:59:36 No.46027263 Report

Quoted By: >>46027670

At the risk of blasphemy, I should let you omniscient space gods know that it's spelled desserts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2021 23:56:39 No.46027670 Report

Quoted By: >>46027713

>>46027263
We kinda forgot about that. Not too easy to remember proper grammar by heart when you’re a primordial god that usually doesn’t communicate too much with humankind.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2021 00:03:17 No.46027713 Report

Quoted By: >>46027805

>>46027670
Very understandable. As for my order, got any desserts with gelatin?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2021 00:09:38 No.46027753 Report

Quoted By: >>46027785

May I use the restroom?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2021 00:13:26 No.46027785 Report

Quoted By: >>46027803

>>46027753
No dude, your fetish is genuinely unhealthy and you are going to die if you keep it up. There’s a reason why we actually shit in the first place, and eating it just defeats the entire purpose. If you want me to warp the reality around you and inside of you to get rid of your potentially fatal fetish, I can do that for free.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2021 00:15:52 No.46027803 Report

Quoted By: >>46027814

>>46027785
I thought the weavileposter just likes to post his stool, not eat it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2021 00:15:54 No.46027805 Report

Quoted By: >>46027903

>>46027713
We certainly do! Do you want to try our Dragonfruit Kiwi Gourmet Gelatin?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2021 00:17:07 No.46027814 Report

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>>46027803
Well with that weird-ass blush on the weavile’s face I’m taking no chances with him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2021 00:26:57 No.46027903 Report

Quoted By: >>46027921

>>46027805
Sure!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2021 00:28:41 No.46027921 Report

Quoted By: >>46028038

>>46027903
Here’s your gourmet gelatin! That’ll be 250 yen.

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2021 00:31:05 No.46027941 Report

Quoted By: >>46027958

>>46026005
bullshit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2021 00:33:15 No.46027958 Report

Quoted By: >>46027990

>>46027941
If I was lying, I would have already altered your reality. You still have a chance.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2021 00:36:29 No.46027990 Report

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>>46027958
nah I'll go molest some scythers with red paint, thank you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2021 00:40:46 No.46028038 Report

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>>46027921
Thank you kindly, it's delicious.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2021 02:59:25 No.46029049 Report

Quoted By: >>46029184

Are you still open tonight? If seafood's on the menu I'd love some grilled shrimp on rice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2021 03:00:19 No.46029054 Report

Quoted By: >>46029216

give me one boneless pizza

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2021 03:25:39 No.46029184 Report

Quoted By: >>46029283

>>46029049
Yes! We’re open until 12AM. And here’s your grilled shrimp on rice! That’ll be 450 yen please.

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2021 03:30:40 No.46029216 Report

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>>46029054
Here’s your oneless pizza, sir. That’ll be 500 yens.

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2021 03:46:23 No.46029283 Report

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>>46029184
Ah, that hit the spot, thank you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2021 05:25:26 No.46029779 Report

Quoted By: >>46029805

*brings 6 motherfucking steel, poison and fairy types to nuke your place at night*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2021 05:25:33 No.46029781 Report

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[Do you guys serve the among us burger?]

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2021 05:28:31 No.46029805 Report

Quoted By: >>46029836

>>46029779
>Dialga used Earth Power!
>Dialga used Flash Cannon!

lol, Palkia also put some forcefields over the building so good luck with that.

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2021 05:32:57 No.46029836 Report

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>>46029805
Well you left me no choice pal
>Hey there, they are altering reality and messing with shit, can you please check your kids, dear lord

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2021 05:40:08 No.46029873 Report

Quoted By: >>46029897

>>46029836
About that... >>46021521

He’s more inclined on helping us than letting people attempt to rob and nuke our restaurant. We all made up over that whole thing where we fought over whether humans were a mistake or not years ago. lmao

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2021 05:43:44 No.46029897 Report

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>>46029873
you are literally 12 aren't you? this is highschool 1st garde shit, anon. I'll leave cause I am a 30+ year old talking to 18 or less kids. embarrassing, see ya.

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2021 05:49:04 No.46029924 Report

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>>46029897
Not everything has to be serious and mature around here. Plus, do you really think that anything else on this board is somehow more mature than this? lol

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2021 07:31:34 No.46030345 Report

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>>46029897
>garde

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2021 07:35:58 No.46030363 Report

Quoted By:

>>46029897
Ok pedo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2021 09:03:21 No.46030685 Report

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>>46029897
Anon this board is full of genuine autismos. Most autists unfortunately never mentally mature pass the age of 12, so shit like this actually entertains them. Pretty cringe if you ask me, but this is just how it is.

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