I became an Ash fan for sucking ass, back in grad school I remember sympathizing with him because all my thesis were denied as if I had brain damage. At that time I was also flinging with this asian honey-blonde who's wardobe is all skirts and no pants.
I may not have a degree but holy shit, finally nutting in and on a girl that looks like your favorite character is the best.
I am now homeless and I swear this is not Falseflag.